lol, you'll find the right guy some time, livinproof.

2/26/2008 3:29:09 PM

2/26/2008 3:29:45 PM

wait.....who the hell had 5 Os in 10 mins?

2/26/2008 3:29:48 PM

a very lucky fucking lady

2/26/2008 3:30:25 PM

my man friend no homo that rarely gets drunk was drunk once and he was like its cool at first but then it gets bitter but you just gotta fight through that

2/26/2008 3:30:40 PM

Quote :

"how long does a woman typically give a bj?"

Thirty minutes

2/26/2008 3:31:04 PM

4^ My ex-gf.

It was a Sunday night and I was curious to see how many orgasms she could handle, within a certain time period. My friend was coming to pick me up to discuss some business matters and have some cook out. So, I was like, "[ex-girlfriend], take your pants off, I'm going down on you." She was like, "What...HELL YEAH!"

Chilarious.

[Edited on February 26, 2008 at 3:32 PM. Reason : Yeah, I give good head.]

2/26/2008 3:31:46 PM

This thread is suddenly turning a lot of female heads.

2/26/2008 3:34:01 PM

you got my attention that's for sure

2/26/2008 3:35:32 PM

2/26/2008 3:35:38 PM

What's wrong, Squirt?

2/26/2008 3:36:00 PM

Quote :

"wait.....who the hell had 5 Os in 10 mins?"

any girl i bed

2/26/2008 3:36:31 PM

^nice.

2/26/2008 3:36:50 PM

Not to draw attention to myself... but I have problems having 1 O

2/26/2008 3:38:04 PM

tell your man to subscribe to my newletter

2/26/2008 3:39:18 PM

Some girls only come to direct stimulation, whether tongue of fanger.

2/26/2008 3:39:41 PM

3^ You just gotta be comfortable. 90% of a female's orgasms problems are related to stress or distraction. You've gotta be in the moment and clear in your mindset.



PS: I subscribe to gunzz's newsletters and look what it did for me!

[Edited on February 26, 2008 at 3:41 PM. Reason : ^also a good point]

2/26/2008 3:39:43 PM

Ugh I don't feel like talkin about my sexual woes... I am plenty happy where I am now...

I just think I am too self conscious about myself...

2/26/2008 3:42:35 PM

And pussy is not bitter, its an acquired taste that is quite delicious. Average time can range from 5min to 30 depending on girl, my jaw cant take the long ones anymore, damn tmj

2/26/2008 3:42:54 PM

2^ Then don't be so self conscious. And since you don't wanna talk about it, at least on the forums, that's where I'll end it. Good luck in your quest for multi-o's.

[Edited on February 26, 2008 at 3:44 PM. Reason : I happen to think that pussy tastes awesome. I'm also a fan of oysters.]

2/26/2008 3:43:51 PM

Quote :

"Not to draw attention to myself... but I have problems having 1 O "

Me too

2/26/2008 3:44:57 PM

DAMN! I couldn't imagine leaving a girl unsatisfied.

2/26/2008 3:46:05 PM

You girls with O problems need to find new guys or vibes.

2/26/2008 3:46:09 PM

Get a Sybian.

2/26/2008 3:46:34 PM

He's fine... I am broken

2/26/2008 3:47:42 PM

Awwwwww.

2/26/2008 3:48:41 PM

Its ok! I still have fun

2/26/2008 3:49:11 PM

i find it ironic that when i came to post in this thread
Tony Rich Project. ... The things we’ll do, will make you feel like a woman started playing on my MP3 Player

2/26/2008 3:49:36 PM

2^ Cool!

^WEIRD!

2/26/2008 3:51:01 PM

No, you're seriously not broken. Women that say that shit have essentially given up on life because they're dating a tool with no skills and no sexual connection.

2/26/2008 3:54:20 PM

^ftw

2/26/2008 3:55:22 PM

I'm still trying to get my answer as to whether or not DNL has actually never done it before?

2/26/2008 3:56:26 PM

DNL has not. I've been giving him some pointers on how to do it. He can't figure out a way to offer his newfound services though.

[Edited on February 26, 2008 at 3:57 PM. Reason : a]

2/26/2008 3:56:54 PM

The only naked body DNL has seen is that of a dead body, his mom, and anyone he may have stolen pictures from and/or sexually assaulted.

2/26/2008 3:57:31 PM

Quote :

"You girls with O problems need to find new guys "

For serious. the dude makes all the difference.

2/26/2008 3:58:50 PM

making a woman cum is NOT that hard...are some guys really just that awful?

2/26/2008 3:59:28 PM

Some are. I'm not.

2/26/2008 4:00:12 PM

^^ Some guys? Try like 90% of them.

2/26/2008 4:00:32 PM

it's def not easy for some

but i've given several woman their firsts

it's pretty funny that i can get them off when they're (myself included) too drunk to walk and I barely know their names but other people apparently couldn't ever

[Edited on February 26, 2008 at 4:01 PM. Reason : ^that sucks. I've never had a failure ]

2/26/2008 4:01:13 PM

Quote :

"Get a Sybian."

speaking my language

2/26/2008 4:01:49 PM

^^ That is a little weird. I've heard women can't get wet when they're drunk because alcohol dehydrates you.

^ I have a profound understanding of the female.

[Edited on February 26, 2008 at 4:04 PM. Reason : Ironic, considering I went to an all guys high school]

2/26/2008 4:02:23 PM

point?

2/26/2008 4:03:45 PM

i can barely get myself off if i've been drinking...

any man that can is a god among men

2/26/2008 4:04:06 PM

All right! I'm a god!

2/26/2008 4:04:42 PM

Guess I get the god award too

2/26/2008 4:04:58 PM

God five!

2/26/2008 4:05:13 PM

[God five!]

2/26/2008 4:05:39 PM

2/26/2008 4:06:34 PM

fuck vagina

2/26/2008 4:08:01 PM

^^^^ How do you know they weren't faking it?

2/26/2008 4:08:04 PM