StillFuchsia All American 18941 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "ah, i see now. does it make like a suction sound, like a hand fart or something?" |
hahaha, no
you don't clamp it on or anything, you just use your hand to collect the water that you rinse your stuff out with
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seedless All American 27142 Posts user info edit post |
oh ok. so tell me, has doing this ever made you cum, or at least aroused enough to flick the bean? 3/20/2008 12:56:35 PM |
DiamondAce Suspended 12937 Posts user info edit post |
This thread is 3/20/2008 12:57:16 PM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
^^that's a whole different issue...
but you can do that if you sit under the faucet in a tub or have a removable shower head
^^^and i don't know what she's talking about....my vagina is like a vacuum cleaning so it sorta sound like you're taking a bong hit when you splash the water up there
[Edited on March 20, 2008 at 12:58 PM. Reason : ] 3/20/2008 12:57:17 PM |
StillFuchsia All American 18941 Posts user info edit post |
^ true
I was just assuming a standard shower
Quote : | "has doing this ever made you cum, or at least aroused enough to flick the bean?" |
Do you cum from washing your junk?
[Edited on March 20, 2008 at 12:58 PM. Reason : .]3/20/2008 12:58:02 PM |
DiamondAce Suspended 12937 Posts user info edit post |
Handstand! 3/20/2008 12:58:37 PM |
seedless All American 27142 Posts user info edit post |
ah, vag cleaning technology. so it is safe to assume that this was dry out your vag by rinsing away natural oils inside there or something?
^^ i have. i was daydreaming about this vag that is beat as i was showering, and i was also trying out this axe bodywash, and it was very viscous, so...
[Edited on March 20, 2008 at 1:00 PM. Reason : asdf] 3/20/2008 12:58:42 PM |
StillFuchsia All American 18941 Posts user info edit post |
^^ hahaha, that would be ridiculously dangerous in the shower
^ I don't know what you're asking, there's a word missing in that question or something.
[Edited on March 20, 2008 at 1:00 PM. Reason : .] 3/20/2008 1:00:05 PM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Do you cum from washing your junk?" |
yes they do....i'm convinced that's the only reason dudes even bother to shower to begin with
why do you think they spend so long in the shower when they don't have near as much hair OR have to shave3/20/2008 1:00:33 PM |
seedless All American 27142 Posts user info edit post |
change 'was' to 'will' 3/20/2008 1:01:18 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
Hey lets stop talking about washing out twats and get another question out there!!!! 3/20/2008 1:03:03 PM |
seedless All American 27142 Posts user info edit post |
well, i am just curious about twat washing, since i have never did it
[Edited on March 20, 2008 at 1:04 PM. Reason : aasd] 3/20/2008 1:04:01 PM |
DiamondAce Suspended 12937 Posts user info edit post |
seedless reminds me of the kid that masturbated during church. 3/20/2008 1:04:59 PM |
ndmetcal All American 9012 Posts user info edit post |
sounds like we've found seedless's fetish 3/20/2008 1:05:01 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
You wash a twat just like any other part of the body, only you use special soap made for washing it, or plain water. Not that exciting!
NEXT QUESTION!!! 3/20/2008 1:05:44 PM |
seedless All American 27142 Posts user info edit post |
so you guys have experience of washing twats?
one last question - plain tap water, or filter water?
[Edited on March 20, 2008 at 1:08 PM. Reason : sdfg] 3/20/2008 1:06:04 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
damn fine I'll put out a question
okay girls, on a normal weekday how long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
my answer, 30 mins, I take a shower at night so all I gotta do in the morning is get dressed brush the teeth, put my hair up, eat breakfast, and bounce...going to class doesn't really require me to get dressed up 3/20/2008 1:08:59 PM |
StillFuchsia All American 18941 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "one last question - plain tap water, or filter water?" |
filtered water doesn't come out of my showerhead3/20/2008 1:08:59 PM |
seedless All American 27142 Posts user info edit post |
i will invent the first filtered shower heads!! would you buy it if it produced pure h20 that was easy on the twat without all of the impurities of unfiltered tap water?
[Edited on March 20, 2008 at 1:10 PM. Reason : asdf] 3/20/2008 1:10:16 PM |
DiamondAce Suspended 12937 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "one last question - plain tap water, or filter water?" |
Good god.3/20/2008 1:10:49 PM |
XSMP All American 16674 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "o it sorta sound like you're taking a bong hit when you splash the water up there" | 3/20/2008 1:10:51 PM |
StillFuchsia All American 18941 Posts user info edit post |
I think my twat can handle tap water
it's done okay with it so far, at least 3/20/2008 1:10:52 PM |
Walls1441 All American 10000 Posts user info edit post |
One more question
have you ever 'squirted'? 3/20/2008 1:10:54 PM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
i only shower in Evian
sarah....about 45 minutes
[Edited on March 20, 2008 at 1:11 PM. Reason : ^not that i'm aware of] 3/20/2008 1:11:12 PM |
StillFuchsia All American 18941 Posts user info edit post |
Fiji for me
Quote : | "okay girls, on a normal weekday how long does it take you to get ready in the morning?" |
I give myself 30 minutes but I'm usually done in 15. But I don't usually eat breakfast either: I guess those 15 minutes could be used better.
[Edited on March 20, 2008 at 1:12 PM. Reason : .]3/20/2008 1:11:33 PM |
DiamondAce Suspended 12937 Posts user info edit post |
I thought it was virgin's blood. 3/20/2008 1:11:46 PM |
seedless All American 27142 Posts user info edit post |
hahaha, i would have thunk that livingproof only showered in deer park 3/20/2008 1:12:18 PM |
Walls1441 All American 10000 Posts user info edit post |
HAVE YOU SQUIRTED Y / N? [ ] [ ]
check one ] 3/20/2008 1:12:57 PM |
seedless All American 27142 Posts user info edit post |
yes 3/20/2008 1:13:21 PM |
StillFuchsia All American 18941 Posts user info edit post |
yes
[Edited on March 20, 2008 at 1:13 PM. Reason : ^ lol] 3/20/2008 1:13:26 PM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
if i'm feeling extra icky i'll spring for the San Pelagrino since it has bubbles and extra nutrients
[Edited on March 20, 2008 at 1:14 PM. Reason : sadfsd] 3/20/2008 1:13:46 PM |
Walls1441 All American 10000 Posts user info edit post |
no you haven't furshia 3/20/2008 1:14:25 PM |
seedless All American 27142 Posts user info edit post |
i can squirt up to 3 meters
you don't believe me, go ask the twins muthfuckers 3/20/2008 1:14:27 PM |
Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
It takes me 40 minutes to an hour to get ready (I sleep later if I'm feeling really tired). That includes shower, making two lunches, making the coffee, drying my hair, getting dressed, makeup and whatever else I need to do like feeding my rabbit or whatever. 3/20/2008 1:14:36 PM |
seedless All American 27142 Posts user info edit post |
you should try 50 cent's vitamin water 3/20/2008 1:15:46 PM |
DiamondAce Suspended 12937 Posts user info edit post |
I'll feed your rabbit. 3/20/2008 1:16:16 PM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
^was that a sexual remark? 3/20/2008 1:17:32 PM |
JayMCnasty All American 14180 Posts user info edit post |
my neighbor gets waxed, she does it every week or so (maybe 2 weeks)
anyway she said it KILLS the first time, but after that the hairs grow in smaller so that after the first one its fairly painless 3/20/2008 1:17:46 PM |
seedless All American 27142 Posts user info edit post |
rabbits bite 3/20/2008 1:17:56 PM |
XSMP All American 16674 Posts user info edit post |
he'll feed your rabbit with his baby cabbage 3/20/2008 1:17:59 PM |
Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
Waxing is nowhere near worth the money it costs. 3/20/2008 1:18:35 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
fuck waxing that shit regularly...the only time that gets waxed on me will be for my wedding night...so hopefully I'll only wax once in my life!! 3/20/2008 1:18:51 PM |
Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
Have you ever had it done before? Because if not I definitely wouldn't do it the first time in preparation for your wedding night. 3/20/2008 1:19:45 PM |
JayMCnasty All American 14180 Posts user info edit post |
look i absolutely LOVE it as a guy....everything is smooth, no hair at all
i think its totally worth it, and sawahash you cant be overweight AND hairy or youll never have a wedding night 3/20/2008 1:20:06 PM |
seedless All American 27142 Posts user info edit post |
ladies, i hear if you spell the alphabet with your tongue on the clit, a girl will cum so hard that she will squeal like a pig - yay or nay? 3/20/2008 1:20:24 PM |
DiamondAce Suspended 12937 Posts user info edit post |
Jay is such a giant faggot. 3/20/2008 1:20:52 PM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
i usually can't make it through LMNOP 3/20/2008 1:21:08 PM |
seedless All American 27142 Posts user info edit post |
livingproof! 3/20/2008 1:21:28 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
^^^^you're so right...well damn, I'm never gonna have a wedding night...I guess that means that I won't ever have to wax down there either...SCORE!!!
[Edited on March 20, 2008 at 1:22 PM. Reason : ] 3/20/2008 1:21:45 PM |
JayMCnasty All American 14180 Posts user info edit post |
i love it when SHE gets it done then we fuck and i dont have to deal with any fucking hair. 3/20/2008 1:22:07 PM |