a really effective way to pick up chicks is to get some "medicine" and put it in their drinks.

then take em home and fuck em, they'll act really sleepy though and probably won't remember it (if all goes well)

but you gotta remember to shave your junk because leaving hairs behind = no bueno

3/23/2008 7:45:35 PM

YOURE ALL WET, SEEEEEEE

3/23/2008 7:45:53 PM

yeah whatever alias

3/23/2008 7:46:05 PM

i don't like having my head pushed down...


that would not work

3/23/2008 7:46:14 PM

wait til she's passed out on teh couch then play with her boobies

3/23/2008 7:47:08 PM

most girls dont. and its amazing how many of them will tell you its because theve been raped or forced into giving head by an ex.

shits beatup

3/23/2008 7:47:19 PM

i thought all girls have been raped by their dads or by black men and always make it a point to bring it up no matter the situation

3/23/2008 7:48:24 PM

i don't understand why some girls even pretend to like giving head.

3/23/2008 7:48:39 PM

hahahahahahahhahaha....

i wasn't even asleep

3/23/2008 7:48:44 PM

^^thats how theyll find prince charming and they know it

3/23/2008 7:49:22 PM

lol

Quote :

"i don't understand why some girls even pretend to like giving head."

some girls love doing that shit, you need to get out more

[Edited on March 23, 2008 at 7:50 PM. Reason : !]

3/23/2008 7:49:47 PM

dont pull my hair baby, my daddy used to pull my hair when he facefucked me

NEXT

3/23/2008 7:50:23 PM

haha

3/23/2008 7:50:50 PM

I like it when chicks call me daddy, its annoying if they call me stop or help when i'm tryin to get a nut

3/23/2008 7:51:24 PM

Quote :

"some girls love doing that shit, you need to get out more"

No, i know lots of girls who claim this. I don't fucking believe those lying whores.

If you don't like it just say so. If you still decide to do it, you will not be turned down.

3/23/2008 7:52:09 PM

bitch said three words


stop, no and don't

^ some hate but some like it, some girls like and are pretty good at it, some absolutely love doing it because it turns them on to be turning you on

[Edited on March 23, 2008 at 7:53 PM. Reason : ..]

3/23/2008 7:52:41 PM

dont pull my hair wear that tuxedo condom baby, my daddy used to pull my hair you look like ZomBCraw when he facefucked me

NEXT

3/23/2008 7:53:19 PM

don't listen to mrfrog

Quote :

"Major : Women's and Gender Studies"

fucking closet homo bitch

3/23/2008 7:53:25 PM

the ones that say "I DONT BE DOIN DIS"

BE DOIN DAT

3/23/2008 7:53:28 PM

This thread has entered a place I like to call "tww comfort zone"

3/23/2008 7:53:42 PM

i try "do you know where the weight room is?" to break the ice

3/23/2008 7:54:05 PM

hahah fag

Quote :

"some hate but some like it, some girls like and are pretty good at it, some absolutely love doing it because it turns them on to be turning you on"

3/23/2008 7:54:12 PM

all y'all are chauvinist pigs. That's what I learned in school.

3/23/2008 7:54:25 PM

no not really, I just prefer to be on top of the bitch

3/23/2008 7:54:52 PM

if my dick is hard ive already been turned on


your knob slobbin is largely irrelevant at that point, just a warm wet throat

you all do it the same no matter what you think!

3/23/2008 7:55:23 PM

mrfrog I think you got the wrong idea

this is the flirtation tips for men (seeking female) thread


you can tell dudes how to scheme on squirrel in your own thread

3/23/2008 7:56:14 PM

put on your wizard robe and hat

3/23/2008 7:56:18 PM

deepthroating on the other hand...

3/23/2008 7:56:40 PM

3/23/2008 7:57:05 PM

hahah this shit is funny now

Quote :

"you all do it the same no matter what you think!"

once in a while you can find a nice sweet girl that will actually deep throat, but not many

3/23/2008 7:57:37 PM

they all deepthroat, it just depends on your tolerance for tears

3/23/2008 7:58:21 PM

wow

3/23/2008 7:58:36 PM

3/23/2008 7:58:56 PM

Quote :

"they all deepthroat, it just depends on your tolerance for tears "

hahaha


boppers are funny

3/23/2008 7:59:32 PM

it's always a weird moment when you're getting a bj from a new chick... its like

"is she gonna go all the way??? ohhhhhhhhh dammit, she's just gonna do that bullshit 2 inch suck/slurp hand motion thing then lick around on it, just open up and take the damn thing so we can fuck"

[Edited on March 23, 2008 at 8:00 PM. Reason : !]

3/23/2008 8:00:16 PM

This is basically a handbook on what to do

http://youtube.com/watch?v=JjDCUB9z8ps

[Edited on March 23, 2008 at 8:05 PM. Reason : .]

3/23/2008 8:00:53 PM

Quote :

""is she gonna go all the way??? ohhhhhhhhh dammit, she's just gonna do that bullshit 2 inch suck/slurp hand motion thing then lick around on it, just open up and take the damn thing so we can fuck""

3/23/2008 8:06:12 PM

Quote :

"put on your wizard robe and hat"

ive been on the internet too long, it took me three tries to read that correctly BECAUSE IT IS MISQUOTED

3/23/2008 8:06:25 PM

BOPPERS

3/23/2008 8:07:15 PM

cool guy 2008

3/23/2008 8:07:23 PM

chill out afro man, it was meant to be a command, not a direct quote

3/23/2008 8:08:05 PM

im just saying it is comical how difficult it was for me to read it

3/23/2008 8:10:11 PM

my last encounter went like this:

i pick up a girl to go watch a bball game. we arrive at other friends house.
she goes to the bathroom
he asks: 'so is that your gf?'
me: 'no'
me: 'give me 10 mins'

we were back at her place making out on a couch within the hour.

3/23/2008 8:11:04 PM

oh, gotcha.

moving on, i think the best way to flirt is to send thousands of myspace messages that are typed like this:

"i wAnT 2 c u SoOn"

3/23/2008 8:11:43 PM

YOU WERE TEH MAKING OUT??!!!11!

3/23/2008 8:12:13 PM

ha, my friends never ask "is that your gf?"

motherfucker don't you think I'da told you if I had a gf, we're just "hanging out" lol

3/23/2008 8:12:45 PM

Quote :

"who has a bad temper?"

http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=502455&page=2

[Edited on March 23, 2008 at 8:27 PM. Reason : .]

3/23/2008 8:26:37 PM

^wtf. how did i miss that?

3/23/2008 8:34:49 PM

^^

3/23/2008 8:41:17 PM

set'em up

3/23/2008 8:41:30 PM