ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
3 day rule 4/22/2008 3:09:51 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
You mean 3 page rule 4/22/2008 3:10:11 PM |
IRSeriousCat All American 6092 Posts user info edit post |
plant seed, and we're talking about girls.
(7th grade represent) 4/22/2008 3:10:29 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
page 3 rules!? 4/22/2008 3:11:16 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
Yes 4/22/2008 3:12:41 PM |
Fareako Shitter Pilot 10238 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "lets not plant the misogynistic seed in this thread." |
I think it stems from gynephobia or gynophobia.4/22/2008 3:13:26 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
vaginaphobia
The word caligynephobia is also coined to mean the fear of beautiful women. For the latter one also the expression venustraphobia is used [2].
[Edited on April 22, 2008 at 3:15 PM. Reason : lkj] 4/22/2008 3:13:57 PM |
IRSeriousCat All American 6092 Posts user info edit post |
i see what you did there 4/22/2008 3:14:57 PM |
Fareako Shitter Pilot 10238 Posts user info edit post |
vaginaphobia/boobiephobia DNE. It's what they're attached to that strikes fear in the hearts of menz. 4/22/2008 3:15:36 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
penustrapaphobia
lollercaust 4/22/2008 3:16:38 PM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
what is this shit 4/22/2008 4:04:57 PM |
Novicane All American 15414 Posts user info edit post |
she doesn't have facebook nor myspace. E-game is out of the question. I have to resort to phone tactics only.
Calling her tonight. 4/22/2008 4:18:23 PM |
Wraith All American 27256 Posts user info edit post |
Let us know how it goes.
And we need pics. 4/22/2008 4:27:22 PM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
remember kids...
Pretending to be a gentleman on tww will SURELY get you laid! 4/22/2008 4:36:49 PM |
Novicane All American 15414 Posts user info edit post |
called.
didn't answer.
left voice mail.
4/22/2008 6:47:42 PM |
dweedle All American 77386 Posts user info edit post |
did you do like john farveau in Swingers and leave 30 messages 4/22/2008 6:49:02 PM |
Novicane All American 15414 Posts user info edit post |
i left 1
30 minutes long.. 4/22/2008 6:50:32 PM |
TroopofEchos All American 12212 Posts user info edit post |
"hey i was in the bathroom and i thought you may have called, okay call me back. Hey maybe you lost my phone number since i haven't heard from you yet, let me give it to you again just in case. Hey i was getting a beep and i thought it might be you. So if you're bored and ever want to go out you can call and just give me a call and call me okay? bye" 4/22/2008 6:51:00 PM |
Lewizzle All American 14393 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "If your game is tight enough, they will call you" |
Quote : | "The more sense it makes, the less likely it is to get you laid" |
Quote : | "i've known a girl or two in my life and not a single one fall into your best case scenario naturally" |
Quote : | "i do know that the worst advice i've gotten about women has always come from women." |
I can relate to all of these several times, especially #2. There is no such thing as universal game, and the girl who will truly mean the most to you will only be received by you being yourself. The sooner you learn that, and the less you care, the better off you will be.
[Edited on April 22, 2008 at 7:02 PM. Reason : Don't care.]4/22/2008 6:58:06 PM |
cyrion All American 27139 Posts user info edit post |
i was gonna make a thread like this, called some girl on friday and told her id give her a call sometime. figured monday was fair, but she had messaged me by then asking what was up. girls be impatient, but at least i know she's interested. 4/22/2008 7:25:04 PM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
^^oh i agree with you.....
but like i said before...i'm not giving advice about the "proper" way to handle this...
he said he wants to fuck her soon....i'm giving advice that will get him laid....
it amuses me that guys think there is a large group of women out there that are pure, and docile, and, well...just to put it to the point...."ladies".....
granted....these girls do exist and they are wonderful people....but the true ladies are few and far between....and any man that is lucky enough to snag one should truly be thankful....because, at the risk of sounding really lame here, he has gotten a pearl....
but these women are not the majority...a woman can pretend to be anything she has to be....she can come across to YOU as the most innocent, well intentioned, compassionate, etc. person in the world if that the game she's playing....while she telling some other guy she wants to bareback him doggie style in her little brother's tree house...
don't fool yourselves guys....if you want a lady there is an almost 100% chance you aren't going to find her in a bar or any sort of social setting like that....and they are what they are...you don't have to play games with them....you're either good enough for them or you're not, and you'll probably have to prove yourself to them...
if you want a decent chick with a good heart that likes to have a good time then go out and find one...they aren't hard to come by....but you might have to do a little game playing to get her...and chances are you aren't the only one trying...if she likes you, she wants your attention and she wants you to like her, but you can be easily replaced....
if you want a whore to fuck....just wait til 2:00 at the bar...there will be plenty of them too...you don't even have to do anything...just be there at last call....she'll fuck you that night and probably any other night you want her to...you may have to eventually do it under the thinly veiled pretense that it's more than a booty call if you want to continue....but that's where the formalities come in....they are for her benefit...not yours....
and if you want a doormat....find a crazy girl and treat her like shit....these girls aren't hard to find either....
these are not hard or unique concepts....
i've been a girl for almost 30 years....i have a feeling i know a little more about this than some 23 year old guy on a college message board.....these are my personal experiences, observations, testimonies, and anything else you want to throw in there....and they come from me, my friends, my relatives, and any other of the massive majority of women i've ever known....
[Edited on April 22, 2008 at 7:41 PM. Reason : ^haha...didn't i say that too....] 4/22/2008 7:40:37 PM |
cyrion All American 27139 Posts user info edit post |
im just used to girls who dont give a shit.
and she seems to really dig me. im not in it just to get laid though...not that it wouldnt be nice. see, im not a douchebag, just a horny nice guy.
[Edited on April 22, 2008 at 8:05 PM. Reason : .] 4/22/2008 8:03:33 PM |
ScHpEnXeL Suspended 32613 Posts user info edit post |
best summarization of women i've ever seen 4/22/2008 8:19:23 PM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
what the hell are you talking about....
i'm out of touch with reality 4/22/2008 8:20:23 PM |
ScHpEnXeL Suspended 32613 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "see, im not a douchebag, just a horny nice guy." |
i havent gotten any in almost a month. that's the longest in like 4 years or so?
i'm ok with a dirty whore. casey, find me a dirty whore please4/22/2008 8:21:43 PM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
that i can most certainly do....
i have probably a 96% success rate at getting guys i know laid 4/22/2008 8:23:06 PM |
ScHpEnXeL Suspended 32613 Posts user info edit post |
when/where
the only requirement is she be decent looking while i'm completely shit faced drunk
oh, and no diseases 4/22/2008 8:23:53 PM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
hmmm....i think i can handle that 4/22/2008 8:24:32 PM |
ScHpEnXeL Suspended 32613 Posts user info edit post |
PM SENT! 4/22/2008 8:25:20 PM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
you just sit back and let ol' casey do her thing...
[Edited on April 22, 2008 at 8:30 PM. Reason : asdf] 4/22/2008 8:30:00 PM |
ScHpEnXeL Suspended 32613 Posts user info edit post |
just tell her i have a donkey dick
by the time they find out the truth it'll be too late!! 4/22/2008 8:30:29 PM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
that's normally my open liner 4/22/2008 8:31:20 PM |
cyrion All American 27139 Posts user info edit post |
im an all or nothing kinda guy. been nothing as of late. 4/22/2008 8:31:41 PM |
jackleg All American 170957 Posts user info edit post |
i just use it whenever i want to either a) talk to them b) see if they wanna go get some dinner maybe that night or the next night
i'm not smooth at all, and i would be a lot less lucky if i tried to play games and do traditions and crap
i just say what i think. and i they dont like me hten fuck em 4/22/2008 8:34:06 PM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
that's also because you're an adult and aren't trying to fuck around with college girls
[Edited on April 22, 2008 at 8:45 PM. Reason : asdf] 4/22/2008 8:44:58 PM |
Fareako Shitter Pilot 10238 Posts user info edit post |
Pretty sure LivinProof78 needs to set up a dating service.
With a "get you laid guarantee". 4/22/2008 9:02:21 PM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
i have been responsible for at least one marriage and countless failed long term relationships and one night stands 4/22/2008 9:15:11 PM |
Fareako Shitter Pilot 10238 Posts user info edit post |
Do it up, then 4/22/2008 9:17:45 PM |
ScHpEnXeL Suspended 32613 Posts user info edit post |
i'll take countless one night stands for 1000 alex 4/22/2008 9:19:46 PM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
those are the easiest 4/22/2008 9:20:18 PM |
Walls1441 All American 10000 Posts user info edit post |
i'll take countless one night stands for 1000 alex 4/22/2008 9:20:21 PM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
johnny....tell 'em what they've won! 4/22/2008 9:21:17 PM |
Fareako Shitter Pilot 10238 Posts user info edit post |
They are pretty easy...My little brother had one that let him put it in the butt on the first night!!!!!!111!!!!1one 4/22/2008 9:21:19 PM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
you say that like it's a big thing 4/22/2008 9:22:02 PM |
ScHpEnXeL Suspended 32613 Posts user info edit post |
that is the definition of dirty whore
this is the definition of something i need 4/22/2008 9:22:36 PM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
all sex is just one long stroke away from being anal 4/22/2008 9:23:34 PM |
ScHpEnXeL Suspended 32613 Posts user info edit post |
HA
The "OOPS" plan eh 4/22/2008 9:24:38 PM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
THAT'S NOT IIIIIIT! 4/22/2008 9:25:12 PM |
Walls1441 All American 10000 Posts user info edit post |
Where are these girls? Campus crusade for christ? thats the only place i haven't checked. 4/22/2008 9:25:52 PM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
you would be surprised
they'll all take it up the ass because they think they're still virgins as long as no vaginal penetration occurs...
and i hear they suck a mean dick 4/22/2008 9:27:07 PM |