^^^^ All signs point to yes.

^ This is something that all little boys go through on their way to becoming men. I suggest you use the internet to help you along your journey. Try googling "2 girls 1 cup" or "goatse" to help aid your quest for knowledge on swimming your dolphin.

8/8/2008 1:20:42 AM

Describe briefly your wakeup routine. Are you a multi-snoozer?

8/8/2008 11:03:01 AM

Depends on if I have somewhere to be. If it's work or something like that, I usually give myself at least a half an hour to wake up. I might hit the snooze once in the process and fully wake up before another goes off. If it's just an alarm to go to class or something I've been known to hit the snooze button every 5 minutes for about 2 hours. I use my phone as an alarm and to use snooze, I only have to hit one button on the side of the phone. I've gotten awesome at hitting it .00000001 seconds after it goes off and not even waking up at all. Not really a good thing...

8/9/2008 3:32:31 AM

multi-snoozer, B. at least 4-5 10 minutes apart.

8/9/2008 3:56:36 AM

my wake up is on my blackberry. it works, G. i generally get tired of hitting snooze and reset the alarm like 2 hours out.

8/9/2008 3:57:39 AM

bttt

9/22/2008 3:41:51 AM

Question One:
WHAT THE FUCK?


Question Two:
I know I should be doing work and I feel stupid, but I can't seem to out-shame my laziness and lack of work ethic. Advice?

9/22/2008 3:43:40 AM

Answer One:
The answer is always to fap.

Answer Two:
Uhh... adderall would help. Other than that maybe if your problem is laziness you're in the wrong line of work. Perhaps you should join the Army or circus. Either one should sufficiently shame you in one way or the other.

9/22/2008 3:47:01 AM

Quote :

"Other than that maybe if your problem is laziness you're in the wrong line of work."

College would be said line of work... I mean, I have the lifestyle of a bum, but I know I'm too intelligent to go throwing my life away with anything less, I think.

Why can't someone just invent a thingy that turns a person's thoughts into action and then give it away for free? Then society would be fucking perfect. Utopian, even.


Maybe i should major in thinking or something? like, i hear some of that humanities is pretty not hard.

[Edited on September 22, 2008 at 3:59 AM. Reason : ...]

9/22/2008 3:53:07 AM

Quote :

"Why can't someone just invent a thingy that turns a person's thoughts into action and then give it away for free?"

Because that would make people on the internet actually be productive.

Quote :

"Maybe i should major in thinking or something?"

I believe they call this philosophy.

[Edited on September 22, 2008 at 4:01 AM. Reason : ]

9/22/2008 4:01:17 AM

IMStoned420, have you bwn'd a T-Dub chick?

9/22/2008 4:01:59 AM

I have had sexual relations with a girl I met through TWW, but I wouldn't call her a TWW chick since she never posts.

9/22/2008 4:03:38 AM

Quote :

"I believe they call this philosophy."

but thats got no jobs unless you teach it and that's a shitton of learning.

...like, where's the payoff?
More to the point why can't I just get payed like 60k starting salary to think an shit? again, utopian.

9/22/2008 4:04:56 AM

Awesome. Have you ever had Maryland weed?

9/22/2008 4:05:01 AM

Dude i'd want some weed right now if i wasn't drunk.

9/22/2008 4:07:29 AM

Dude, we should hang out again and get high sometime.

9/22/2008 4:08:21 AM

Quote :

"...like, where's the payoff? More to the point why can't I just get payed like 60k starting salary to think an shit? again, utopian."

I don't think there is a payoff unless you're so awesome at thinking that you revolutionize philosophy for the 21st century. I believe you answered your second question.


^^^ There's a good chance I've had some from Maryland, but I don't specifically remember having some from Maryland.

[Edited on September 22, 2008 at 4:09 AM. Reason : ]

9/22/2008 4:09:01 AM

Cool, I've heard Maryland weed is supposed to be really good (2nd to Cali), but it makes no sense to me, given their climate. Perhaps it produces a denser bud.

Anyway, do you foresee any serious short-term or long-term ramifications of the government bailouts of big banking/investment firms?

9/22/2008 4:12:00 AM

Question (whatever number i've asked you now):
ever watch It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia? Shit's good... I've been watching season 2 on Hulu for the past... like... two hours.

9/22/2008 4:14:28 AM

^^ I don't know about that. That mostly sounds some Marylanders blowing smoke up your ass. I HAVE heard that Colorado bud is better than Cali shit, but I've yet to make a decision for myself.

I think at this point, the financial systems are much closer to global catastrophe than the other end of the spectrum. I don't like the idea of the government bailing out these companies for 700B either. We're quickly becoming slaves of the Federal Reserve and the people who run it.

^I've seen that show a couple of times before. It seems pretty funny in that wacky yet somewhat refined way that people our age like. But I don't watch it regularly. I don't really watch a lot of "shows" though so that might be why.

[Edited on September 22, 2008 at 4:20 AM. Reason : economy]

9/22/2008 4:18:12 AM

It's fickin hilarious. really pins down a 'gen x' mentality with the characters but still retains total originality and uniqueness in the comedy market. also the wacky shit they say is funny and theres always at least one extremely quotable wacky line per episode.

If you can't laugh at http://www.hulu.com/watch/25440/its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-dennis-and-dee-go-on-welfare#x-0,vepisode,1 then you've just not got any laughing that you'll do at.

[Edited on September 22, 2008 at 4:22 AM. Reason : v Shoo. shoo. You no right, me right. me, bithces.]

[Edited on September 22, 2008 at 4:24 AM. Reason : .]

9/22/2008 4:20:47 AM

not really entertaining at all.

9/22/2008 4:21:30 AM

Don't act like you're not impressed.

9/22/2008 4:22:25 AM

In basketball and football, who do you think will win the ACC regular season title and championship? How about the national title (both sports)?

9/22/2008 4:23:22 AM

only read first post

9/22/2008 4:24:55 AM

^^ In the ACC I'm gonna have to go with Clemson in football and since the season hasn't started yet and I don't follow off-season stuff closely at all I'm gonna say NC State will win the ACC.

Nationally, USC looks very strong in football. I'm gonna go ahead and take NC State to win the national championship in basketball too.

^ Well then maybe you're just lazy.

[Edited on September 22, 2008 at 4:25 AM. Reason : ]

9/22/2008 4:25:03 AM

^^Oh you weren't even talking about always sunny... dont confus eme lie that.

(im just gonna leave that how i accidentally typed it cuz it's totally all "cam eback together")

9/22/2008 4:27:57 AM

that is such a true statement. but it's not really my type of thread for the mood i'm in.

9/22/2008 4:27:58 AM

Do you have a favorite college memory? If so, describe the experience.

9/22/2008 4:28:35 AM

did loki win his bet?

9/22/2008 4:29:39 AM

^^ This is probably it. http://www.brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=534036

^ I have no idea what you're talking about.

9/22/2008 4:32:07 AM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loki's_Wager

9/22/2008 5:05:56 AM

Yes.

9/22/2008 5:14:42 AM

.

9/27/2008 10:07:39 AM

if we were dating, would you go see beverly hills chihuahua with me?

9/28/2008 8:19:13 PM

probably. if you actually wanted to go see it.

[Edited on September 28, 2008 at 8:20 PM. Reason : ]

9/28/2008 8:19:56 PM

something tells me your boyfriend has refused to go see it with you

9/28/2008 8:20:53 PM

i don't have a boyfriend

9/28/2008 8:21:41 PM

^^^, ^^ awwwww yea. 2 for 2.

^^ NOT necessarily. well, ok maybe.

[Edited on September 28, 2008 at 8:22 PM. Reason : .]

9/28/2008 8:22:05 PM

why do you let trolls get to you so much

9/28/2008 9:44:49 PM

9/29/2008 10:05:25 AM

well that's just it you take it way to seriously

9/29/2008 10:43:18 AM

Well I guess when you put it that way, I am trying to make people question why they're being douche bags on the internet. Hopefully no one actively tries to be a douche bag in real life so why is there a good reason to be a douche bag on the internet? It's probably my small attempt to make the world a better place in my own way.

9/29/2008 10:56:13 AM

Or maybe you're just an idiot, so when someone points it out, you worked up over it.

9/29/2008 12:08:28 PM

doubtful

9/29/2008 12:24:38 PM

Are you not entertained?

10/13/2008 10:06:30 AM

Quote :

"^^ Unless something drastically changes over the next 5 months or so it will 95% likely be the Democratic candidate. 5/18/2008"

Still?

10/13/2008 10:37:14 AM

I'm thinking about writing in Ron Paul.

10/13/2008 1:24:00 PM

^I'm glad I'm not the only one who is going to do that

10/13/2008 1:28:16 PM

It's only because I know Obama is going to win. If I thought my vote could possibly swing the election one way or the other, I'd vote for Obama just to keep McCain from winning. But since it's pretty much a lock at this point I'm gonna do the principled thing and write in Ron Paul.

10/13/2008 1:29:40 PM