oh, trust me


i dont feel compelled to do so

6/23/2008 5:56:59 PM

Then how do you know what the fuck you're talking about?

6/23/2008 5:57:28 PM

those youtube videos pretty much represent all of soccer





[Edited on June 23, 2008 at 5:58 PM. Reason : don't they?]

6/23/2008 5:58:10 PM

ive seen games dude

ive also seen mexican kids kicking the same plastic bottle their dads go fishin with down the street using mommas clothes hampers for goals

theres not much difference between that and MLS

6/23/2008 5:59:53 PM

No ever defended MLS as top-flight soccer. You're flailing now.

6/23/2008 6:00:38 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XLPbPxj-mo

1. Soccer has the best athletes in the world.

2. ZombCraw is a fucking moron.

3. Cristiano Ronaldo is a pussy flopper.

4. Roy Keane is the fucking man.

6/23/2008 6:00:43 PM

consider those cliff's notes

6/23/2008 6:01:34 PM

what about messi kaka ballsack

6/23/2008 6:01:49 PM

That would fall under Guideline 2.

6/23/2008 6:02:17 PM

if im a moron, what would you call your fans worldwide? model citizens?

6/23/2008 6:03:34 PM

i'm not even gonna bother with this

6/23/2008 6:03:36 PM

i mean, i wish i could piss into plastic bags and fling them from crumbling stadiums while my colleagues stab the losing team to death

[Edited on June 23, 2008 at 6:04 PM. Reason : z]

6/23/2008 6:04:41 PM

You're running out of steam, buddy

6/23/2008 6:05:33 PM

Dude, you have absolutely no idea what you're talking about at all.

6/23/2008 6:05:49 PM

LET'S FOLLOW THIS THREAD TO 2ND GRADE, i remember having this convo back then, except we eventually realized we were being douchebags and stopped our bullshit.

6/23/2008 6:05:57 PM

you could just as well be talking about an NC State football game.

6/23/2008 6:06:04 PM

i need to go workout actually

i lost track of time

but ill field a few more questions

6/23/2008 6:06:12 PM

hockey ftw

6/23/2008 6:06:39 PM

CRUMBLING!

6/23/2008 6:06:55 PM

hockey is not so bad, except for the fact that they rigged the shit out of this stanley cup finals

6/23/2008 6:07:11 PM

You know what, they're pussies. Nevermind.

6/23/2008 6:09:12 PM

soccer's not a terrible sport. it's hard to play, and the field's too big, and they don't score enough (these are reason's i don't watch it, not to say they're necessarily wrong) but it's an ok sport. and people do flop like that and get taken off on stretchers only to come back a few seconds later. also, wtf is up with stoppage time. just stop the clock so everybody knows how much time is left.

6/23/2008 6:09:22 PM

I like watching soccer, but it is very low scoring.

Though American football isn't really all that high scoring either. Especially in the NFL. Most of the time it's like 4-3 or so... but each score counts for 6 points.

6/23/2008 6:11:16 PM

Stoppage time is there because of all the fake injuries/substitutions/cards that happen over the course of the game. It's rarely more than 4-5 minutes. There are no timeouts and games almost always end with 2 hours of beginning unless there is overtime.

6/23/2008 6:11:35 PM

Because it doesn't matter

6/23/2008 6:11:37 PM

i like my football with around no more than about 20 points scored

i love defense, football is tense and exciting and theres always the knock-knock

6/23/2008 6:12:08 PM

I bet the average football player couldn't pull this off.

6/23/2008 6:14:09 PM

alright imstoned, easy with the lead foot....

6/23/2008 6:15:08 PM

FTR, I started this thread not knowing his foot was even stepped on, lol

6/23/2008 6:15:21 PM

i think the average football player does that at the ened of a 100 yard sprint into the endzone every game


that was fuckin lame man

6/23/2008 6:15:21 PM

and they do it while wearing a ton more weight

6/23/2008 6:17:02 PM

hah that was some Stewart "LOOK WHAT I CAN DO" bullshit


FAIL

6/23/2008 6:17:44 PM

s all around, on me.

6/23/2008 6:19:04 PM

Quote :

"1. Soccer has the best athletes in the world."

lolololol i've ready some funny posts in this thread, but this one by far takes the cake

6/23/2008 6:20:32 PM

Oguchi Onyewu - American Centerback
Club - Standard Liège (Belgium)
Height - 6' 4"
Weight - 202 lbs




Dude would kick your ass.

6/23/2008 6:20:46 PM

Quote :

"Height - 6' 4" Weight - 202 lbs"

hahahahhaah...that dude would be a WR



6'7"
290

6/23/2008 6:22:10 PM

Mario Williams would collapse and die in the 15th minute.

6/23/2008 6:23:30 PM

If he trained to be a football player then he'd definitely be bigger. But the point is, he's a complete athlete. Not just strength. He's got speed, agility, stamina. That's what I meant when I said soccer has the best athletes in the world. Because counting everything that comprises an athlete, they do.

6/23/2008 6:23:49 PM

Tony Siragusa would be a great center mid...

6/23/2008 6:29:51 PM

I'm sure Iverson or Lebron couldn't keep up...

and I brought up Mario because he would beat the shit out of Onyewu

6/23/2008 6:31:34 PM

Yeah, but those are two of the best athletes from the NBA. I'm sure they would be superstars if they'd played soccer. But on average, there are no better athletes than soccer players. Except for maybe rugby players. They're like soccer players only a little slower but stronger. They have stamina though. Playing two 40 minute halves without breaks is a tough thing to do and they are definitely some fine athletes playing that sport.

6/23/2008 6:33:47 PM

Quote :

"but those are two of the best athletes from the NBA"

they're 2 of the best athletes in the world, and they happen to play in the NBA

6/23/2008 6:34:34 PM

Well I could point out many many more people that play soccer. I'm not the one knocking other sports. I'm just defending soccer.

6/23/2008 6:35:57 PM

point out a couple soccer players who are better athletes than lebron or iverson

throw michael vick and reggie bush in the mix while you're at it

6/23/2008 6:37:18 PM

Quote :

"also, wtf is up with stoppage time. just stop the clock so everybody knows how much time is left."

There's no clock, so there's no way to stop it.

6/23/2008 6:51:11 PM

Better yet, find me a world champion soccer player who looks like this:



BEEFCAKE

6/23/2008 6:53:03 PM

by you guys' logic, Lance Armstrong is the best athlete ever

him or Richard Petty

6/23/2008 6:57:28 PM

posting here cause i have yet to see it and have no plan to but i wanted to post in the thread

6/23/2008 6:58:40 PM

soccer is such a fun sport to play

6/23/2008 7:07:46 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSxmFFMCCdY

Here is another classic Monty Python Rugby/Soccer skit.

[Edited on June 23, 2008 at 7:33 PM. Reason : .]

6/23/2008 7:32:31 PM