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"he's a prom night dumpster baby"

comic gold

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"i have one of those pressurized toilets, so it'll suck a golf ball through a garden hose. no worries about it coming back up"

i have one of those, scares the shit out of visitors. i'm not a fan of it in the middle of the night.

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"ain't no pussy good enough to get herp while i'm up in it words to live by"

very true.

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" Don't think i've ever run accross a drainline with a pump before. "

i have, they are pretty common. holding tank with float switch, after it gets full, will pump out into the main line outside.

7/4/2008 12:40:38 AM

^haha...you people

7/4/2008 12:42:08 AM

where is the tank located? is the pump powered by electricity or some kind of pygmy curse or something

Hmm I guess on a large property that should have a septic tank and is a long way from the city line it would be a good idea.

7/4/2008 12:51:45 AM

the tank is located in the basement. powered by electricity and tobacco spit.

it's for houses that had plumbing installed later or or houses that have the main sewer line higher than the house line.

7/4/2008 12:54:43 AM

i am just hoping my toilet doesnt back up...

7/4/2008 1:28:47 AM

uh oh get you some dog...finally lost the vcard?

7/4/2008 1:29:09 AM

oh yea that shit had to go....i guess it has been a while since i have talked to you

7/4/2008 1:29:01 PM

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"i dispose of them in the trash can, but flushing is a better idea though. one of these chicks could insert your jizz in a her BOX. like totally birth your kid and sh!t. unbeknownest to you."

Or put the jizz in her box and claim rape.

7/4/2008 5:29:05 PM

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"BOX"

7/4/2008 6:14:25 PM

^^^yeah, last time(if i remember correctly) was like decemberish

7/4/2008 6:17:40 PM

awwwwwwwwwwwwww anonymous' facebook pic...no homo

7/20/2008 12:13:29 PM

you guys still use condoms?

7/20/2008 12:16:47 PM

^

7/20/2008 12:17:04 PM

why cant they just develop a pill for guys...i dont get why women are the only one that get a pill to take

7/20/2008 12:28:01 PM

they've been working on it for years. the main issue they have with a male BC pill is that it fucks with your testosterone levels and there are a lot of side effects. i.e. the same type of side effects you get when taking roids or other testosterone boosters

[Edited on July 20, 2008 at 12:33 PM. Reason : a]

7/20/2008 12:29:17 PM

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3543478/

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"For the first time, a safe, effective and reversible hormonal male contraceptive appears to be within reach. Several formulations are expected to become commercially available within the near future. Men may soon have the options of a daily pill to be taken orally, a patch or gel to be applied to the skin, an injection given every three months or an implant placed under the skin every 12 months, according to Seattle researchers."

7/20/2008 12:31:35 PM

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"HELL FUCKING YES"

7/20/2008 12:32:09 PM

dude a patch or injection every 3 months would be awesome

7/20/2008 12:38:05 PM

the only other downside, that I can see, is actually convincing the chick you are about to bone that you are on it and that it works

7/20/2008 12:39:19 PM

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"RAMPANT STD OUTBREAK"

7/20/2008 12:39:40 PM

^^hopefully she'd be on some form of bc too

7/20/2008 12:40:43 PM

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"*HINT*: if you were to drive from the coast to the mountains with one with you she would get really fat"

That is classic. lol.

7/20/2008 12:41:10 PM

i would take it off and ball it up tightly in toilet paper and throw in, then flush it

sometimes peeing on top of it after that fuck is a good way to weigh it down.

i have done that a lot since high school, not all the time but every now and then.
never had a backed up toilet

7/20/2008 12:41:28 PM

just throw it on her bedroom floor and let her deal with the shit

you shouldn't be fucking chicks at your place anyway, because then they know where you live

[Edited on July 20, 2008 at 12:42 PM. Reason : a]

7/20/2008 12:42:06 PM

Pulling out cannot be satisfying! I mean you're both working for the firework finale and when it approaches your remove the pleasure and watch your finale turn into a slow draining balloon?

Laaaaaame...

7/20/2008 12:56:23 PM

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"Don't think i've ever run accross a drainline with a pump before."

mostly for basements below the sewer line and also mostly for a 1/2 bath with a shower and sink, they don't handle solids well at all

7/20/2008 1:04:40 PM

^^only time i ever got off from sex i got off cause the chick had an orgasm and her pussy like just clamped down on my dick

7/20/2008 1:17:30 PM

IT's pretty fucking hot to feel the guy bust a nut...

7/20/2008 1:19:26 PM

and then you get preggers...

7/20/2008 1:22:16 PM

haha...i'd say it literally feels about 15x(1500%) better to bust inside a woman than by yourself

[Edited on July 20, 2008 at 1:22 PM. Reason : ^haha ]

7/20/2008 1:22:21 PM

i just throw it at the wall so it sticks and make her deal with that shit

7/20/2008 1:50:23 PM

Throw them away

it costs you money to flush every time

it doesn't cost you shit to throw them away

7/20/2008 4:13:20 PM

Fermat, the sewer line was higher than the house, so the basement sewage was stored in a small tank underneath the floor of the bathroom (more than likely added later the house was built as the floor of the bathroom is raised about 8 inches and nothing else is) and then pumped up to drain out the main sewage line...

im pretty sure thats how it works

7/20/2008 4:59:05 PM

I don't think i've used a condom since the 90's.

7/20/2008 10:27:20 PM