and dating repubs is fun as hell, because you always have something to talk about

[Edited on July 16, 2008 at 12:05 AM. Reason : fuck yo page label]

7/16/2008 12:05:02 AM

republican women ftw...i've noticed republican women are usually ftw

7/16/2008 12:06:21 AM

this is gonna end badly when she accuses you of stalking and you get fired.

7/16/2008 12:06:34 AM

lol this is hardly stalking

i do my job and i do it well...none of this affects anything

7/16/2008 12:07:30 AM

this needs to be reposted for page 3


no no no no no and no. you'll give her gas? you gotta be fucking kidding me

here is what you do. you talk to her tomorrow and say that you really don't want to go to this barbecue but you feel you have to. say that you and her really have great conversations and seem to get along, so it would be much more easy to bare if you at least had someone there that you can relate to. tell her she needs to go so it isn't boring as shit for you. then say something witty like "shit, I'll even come pick you up, anything to help me get through the torture of this barbecue"

7/16/2008 12:07:30 AM

to tell you the god honest truth...i'm just gonna try to find an intern thats going to this cause i want to see this dudes place and eat some mf'ing bbq...if that fails maybe jessiejepp...if that fails hopefully i have a backup behind that or someone thats better than her

[Edited on July 16, 2008 at 12:11 AM. Reason : or i'll have to ask a coworker for a ride

[Edited on July 16, 2008 at 12:12 AM. Reason : this whole things is basically cause i need a ride]

yeah i guess after 3 pages i should tell u why i made the thread

[Edited on July 16, 2008 at 12:14 AM. Reason : .]

7/16/2008 12:11:22 AM

Uh, it sounds like you just need to get laid.

7/16/2008 12:13:56 AM

if that fails, do the following: go by yourself, talk to all the girls that came by themselves (but PLEASE don't be creepy), eat that nigga's free food, drink that nigga's free booze, and do your best to take pics of the hot chicks for us.


and if you get a chance, give his guest bathroom an upper decker

7/16/2008 12:13:58 AM

^^lol what makes you think that?

^that is a great idea(shit in upstairs)...i'm also kinda wondering how much beer he is gonna have but i def wont drink more than like 8

[Edited on July 16, 2008 at 12:17 AM. Reason : oh if i get a wolfweb date thats under 21 she can drink its cool but shes gotta drive unless she wants me to be dd but i doubt any wolfweb chick that goes with me would feel comfortable near me if they were drunk and i were sober

[Edited on July 16, 2008 at 12:18 AM. Reason : .]

7/16/2008 12:15:08 AM

dude, company parties are always great places to meet single chicks. because they are just like you. they don't have dates, but they feel that they need to come. you should have no problem striking up non-creepy convos. well, maybe

7/16/2008 12:18:07 AM

supposedly only about 20 or so people are coming...i didnt even think we had that many folks with us in the company but i dont think so...so 20-25 is how many workers plus spouses?

[Edited on July 16, 2008 at 12:20 AM. Reason : trust me the interns are the only available women]

7/16/2008 12:19:52 AM

do your best to convince the 2 single interns to go. don't be creepy about it and make it seem that you personally want to go, but drop the hint that it is probably something they should do. then, at the party as they are unwinding with a few drinks, you can turn on your charm

7/16/2008 12:21:58 AM

i think i figured out what i'm gonna do now

just hopefully jessiejepp can go if the other things fall apart...she has a bf so it would not be any kinda funny business...i told her i'd introduce her as "my good friend" or "my friend jessie"...plus shes in like nuclear engineering so i'm sure she could talk your head off

[Edited on July 16, 2008 at 12:29 AM. Reason : ^all 3 are single btw]

[Edited on July 16, 2008 at 12:30 AM. Reason : oh fuck nvm...number 1 is definitely a no go...]

7/16/2008 12:29:00 AM

i dunno dude, i think going solo might be the better bet. but that's just my style

7/16/2008 12:30:11 AM

haha number 1 is so a no go...damn that took like 5 seconds to look at her facebook and realize that

[Edited on July 16, 2008 at 12:32 AM. Reason : oh well]

[Edited on July 16, 2008 at 12:33 AM. Reason : damn this chick really is like livinproof]

7/16/2008 12:31:50 AM

if I don't have someone that I ACTUALLY would date to go with me to a party, then I go solo. It shows that you don't give a fuck that you aren't dating anyone, and the single chicks there will be all over that

7/16/2008 12:33:22 AM

yeah but i really dont want to ask another coworker for a ride and seem like a burden

[Edited on July 16, 2008 at 12:34 AM. Reason : i guess i'll still ask one anyways...that way we would at least not show up seperate]

7/16/2008 12:34:20 AM

here is an idea, invite dj as your date....

7/16/2008 12:35:17 AM

wait a minute, i guess I missed something. you can't drive?

^ and that is a great idea, i will fuck all 3 interns guaranteed

[Edited on July 16, 2008 at 12:35 AM. Reason : s]

7/16/2008 12:35:22 AM

yea dawg i totaled my car in jan...they told me i was lucky to be alive but i like walked out with 6 stitches about 5 hours later

7/16/2008 12:36:13 AM

well fuck, that changes everything. now you have the whole sympathy angle with the interns. dude, you need to read my book

7/16/2008 12:37:42 AM

the car is the whole reason for the thread basically...i dont want to ask a coworker...dont mind asking an intern but my dilemma there is to not ruin my chances with the other 2 by messing around with the wrong one

[Edited on July 16, 2008 at 12:41 AM. Reason : and dilemma is also if none of interns go and no hot enough wolfweb broads want to go]

7/16/2008 12:40:00 AM

keep it strictly "co-worker helping out another co-worker" type deal until you figure out which one is most likely to bone

7/16/2008 12:41:06 AM

lol these broads are single man...do all single chicks just want to bwn?

[Edited on July 16, 2008 at 12:42 AM. Reason : but most def with the coworker-coworker thing]

i'd rather go with any of the 3 interns than a wolfweb chick- only way is if it was a wolfweb chick that i wanted to date(and that was single)

[Edited on July 16, 2008 at 12:43 AM. Reason : .]

[Edited on July 16, 2008 at 12:43 AM. Reason : .]

7/16/2008 12:41:56 AM

you have REAL relationships with the coworkers, whether you think you do or not. Talk to them and work something out.

as for this:

Quote :

"do all single chicks just want to bwn?"

yes, if you know how to work it properly

7/16/2008 12:47:31 AM

anyways...this has been fun...i must retire

[Edited on July 16, 2008 at 12:53 AM. Reason : hopefully one of the interns is going or i will be 1 of 2 young people there]

7/16/2008 12:49:29 AM

good luck dude, I'm going to bed

7/16/2008 12:53:23 AM

thanks...i just edited and will be retiring shortly as well

7/16/2008 12:54:13 AM

good idea on that edit, btw

7/16/2008 12:55:25 AM

thank you sir...it was probably the most creepiest post in this thread imo

7/16/2008 12:56:17 AM

intern one is here... gonna ask if shes going in like 15 min or so...


:S

7/16/2008 9:52:33 AM

If more than one intern is going I will be available to drive and be your wingman. I don't think I'm doing shit on Saturday

7/16/2008 9:58:50 AM

Holy shit Josh...your thread blew up!

7/16/2008 10:02:30 AM

lol so i asked if she had heard about it and shes like "nah i'm not set up on the email"...said a few things after that but i dont think she is going

bummer

^blow'd up from da flo up



ok get this, i'm gonna tell 3 that the other office workers were wondering what interns were going

[Edited on July 16, 2008 at 10:16 AM. Reason : .]

7/16/2008 10:02:52 AM

If intern 3 likes your views on broads (uhh..women), and doesn't drink, she would be the ideal DD for you since you plan on drinking. If all you really want is a ride there and back, and possibly a lay, then go for it. Doesn't look like there's much potential for a relationship but at least she's 18. That's not TOO young.

7/16/2008 11:01:55 AM

haha 3 is definitely a goody goody broad...i bet she doesnt even make out without being in a relationship

Quote :

"was just wondering if you were going to the BBQ party on saturday if so i was going to ask if you could pick me up on the way...if not, disregard message :-p toodles, Josh"

that was my message...if she says no, fuck it, cause jessiejepp is older and hotter anyway(but wont want to conversate as much as someone who works with the org)

[Edited on July 16, 2008 at 11:05 AM. Reason : .]

7/16/2008 11:04:50 AM

if you really close with "toodles", then I can understand why you have a hard time getting chicks.

7/16/2008 11:07:45 AM

lol trust me a broad like her would like it...hell she probably says "ta-ta" in real life

7/16/2008 11:08:30 AM

I think closing with "toodles" the least of Josh's problems with finding a woman.

7/16/2008 11:10:04 AM

if you say so

7/16/2008 11:10:17 AM

^^other than my post count and that i smoke cigs what else is bad? my diet is a++ right now and i'm exercising like a mf, plus i got a great personality around strangers

[Edited on July 16, 2008 at 11:11 AM. Reason : and other than i like chicks that are the opposite of me]

7/16/2008 11:10:55 AM

Quote :

"plus i got a great personality around strangers"

as long as you keep your mouth shut

[Edited on July 16, 2008 at 11:12 AM. Reason : quote]

7/16/2008 11:11:52 AM

lol trust me if i'm around good people that actually can hold a decent convo, unlike most women might i add, i defintely come off as very knowledgeable and educated

7/16/2008 11:13:15 AM

^^agreed.. keep your mouth shut!!

And yes you can come off educated but when you're drunk you're just an ass

[Edited on July 16, 2008 at 11:14 AM. Reason : stop posting so fast! you're messing up my ^'s]

7/16/2008 11:13:48 AM

aksnoopy you are not being very helpful and or nice right now


not very lady like i guess you could say

7/16/2008 11:14:51 AM

I sincerely apologize for my unlady-like behavior! Did intern 3 respond yet?

7/16/2008 11:17:00 AM

i hope she doesnt answer before like 3 honestly...dont want a lady that likes facebook THAT much

7/16/2008 11:18:35 AM

oh I thought you left a note on her desk or sent her an email. go buy her lunch.

7/16/2008 11:24:01 AM

oh nah sister...i got dem chicks facebooks

7/16/2008 11:37:43 AM

Quote :

"if so i was going to ask if you could pick me up on the way...if not, disregard message "

Wow, that just oozes confidence... Sounds like Lumberg in Office Space...

7/16/2008 12:30:34 PM