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1/22/2010 6:05:12 PM

I'm so going to do this once I can run a mile without feeling like im going to pass out.

[Edited on January 22, 2010 at 6:20 PM. Reason : f]

1/22/2010 6:19:56 PM

THIS HASH IS: R*n #854 of Sir Walter's Hash House Harriers
What's the Word: Full "Wolf" Moon
When: Sunday, Jan 31, 2010. Meet at 5:00PM with pack getting off at 5:30PM
Where: Laura Village Road - Apex
Hare(s): Ass Clown and Eat My Twat
D-erections: HWY 64 to Laura Duncan to Laura Village Road in the Peak of Good Living. Google map it. The building is no longer present, so don't use it as a landmark.

Dogz: Sure, leash is necessary
Baby Joggers: No
Hare Notes: Cum out and celebrate my grandmas birthday. She won't be there since she passed a few years ago (sorry PITA), but I'm trying to keep her memory alive with some cheap beer. She would want you there Bring a flashlight, B-Bag (with dry clothes and shoes), and a warm Virgin (I'll have mine).

1/29/2010 9:48:44 PM

bttt

1/30/2010 3:57:19 PM

what's the point of this

1/30/2010 4:36:17 PM

THIS HASH IS: R*n #855 of Sir Walter's Hash House Harriers
What's the Word: Super Bowl Chili Cookoff and Arse Freeze Off -The 9th Anal Super Bowel Hash!!
When: Sunday, February 7, 2010. Meet at 1:00PM with pack getting off at 1:30pm Notice earlier time due to chili, beer, and game awaiting our arrival back.
Where: Bend Over for Rover's Castle
Hare(s): Bend Over For Rover, Eat My Twat, Gypsy Rose, Cooter Stew - Baddest B*tches in tha' Land!
D-erections: 3518 Travis Ct. Chapel Hill, NC 27516 From I-40: Take exit 273A (HWY 54) Take a right on 15/501 South toward Chapel Hill Take the Carrboro Jones Ferry exit Make a left off the exit ramp and go 4.2 miles Make a right on Ferguson go for .4 miles Travis Ct. will be on your left however there is no street sign. (it’s the second left on Ferguson) Look for a backwards stop sign Second house on the left

Dogz: Sure, leash is necessary - make sure they play well with others since we will be at someone's house.
Baby Joggers: Bring 'em to the game, but not to the run.
Hare Notes: Cum one cum all to the Anal Super Bowel Hash- if you have a favorite to win the game, then great. If you don't even greater, you can run our sh*tty trail, drink horribly cheap beer, and maybe get lucky with someone of the opposite or same sex. Rover's house is basically awesome and fun- there is plenty of room for all hashers, however, car pooling is extremelly encouraged. Bring a change of clothes, plenty of male virgins, who love football and have no morals Hash Cash will be free if you bring a crock pot filled with your best HOMEMADE Chili(I believe there are still 4 spots open, email Gypsy Rose @ kristine.pryzgoda@gmail.com if you would like to bring some chili). Hash Cash will be $10 if you just want to consume - this will cover food, cheap hash beer and snacks Also, you might want to bring a camping chair/lounge chair for your own comfort. This may be an all night affair and drink fest, and if that is so, please bring some backup beer to hide in your car and lure virgins with it as well. Questions, Complaints, Drunk Dials, Mysterious Sexy Voices Who Have Nothing Better to Do dial Gypsy Rose @ (919-880-8847)

[Edited on February 5, 2010 at 8:12 PM. Reason : fail]

2/5/2010 8:12:38 PM

THIS HASH IS: R*n #857 of Sir Walter's Hash House Harriers
What's the Word: Cum celebrate National Sticky Buns day
When: Sunday, Feb 21, 2010. Meet at 2:00PM with pack getting off at 2:30PM
Where: 200 Cornerstone Drive Cary, NC
Hare(s): Ass Clown and Cooter Stewlish Dish
D-erections: Make your way to the corner of High House and Davis Drive. I don't care how you do it, just do it. Head south on Davis Drive. For those heading South, turn right onto Cornerstone Dr. If you are heading North, turn left onto Cornerstone. The address is 200 Cornerstone Dr. There is a dentist name (DDS) on the building. Drive to the back and look for nakkid hashers.


Dogz: Sure, leash is necessary. woof woof
Baby Joggers: No, little prickers got you into this, and they won't get you out
Hare Notes: Put away your mittens and wool hats. Looks like sunshine and clear skies. Come out and enjoy a beautiful day with some fellow hashers and some sticky buns. Cooter will bring the buns and Ass will provide the stickiness you crave! p.s. Bring a b-bag.

2/19/2010 11:10:51 PM

bttt

2/20/2010 4:05:30 PM

what is a b-bag?

2/20/2010 5:02:51 PM

Cum

2/20/2010 5:05:11 PM

^^ A bag with extra clothes and shoes.

2/20/2010 8:17:36 PM

THIS HASH IS: R*n #858 of Sir Walter's Hash House Harriers
What's the Word: Full "Hunger" Moon aka No Trail Left Behind Hash
When: Sunday, Feb 28, 2010. Meet at 1800 with hares getting off at 1830ish
Where: Behind Brickhouse Sports Pub, 3801 Hillsborough Street, Raleigh
Hare(s): We Were All Seaman Once, ButtParkingDevice
D-erections: Find your way to I-440, take N Carolina 54/Hillsborough St. exit towards Meredith College, take a left towards downtown Raleigh, Brickhouse Sports Pub will be on your right after about 0.4 miles, look behind building for hockey fanatic hashers.
Dogz: Not recommended as they will have to stay outside at any stops/on-after.
Baby Joggers: To be left behind.
Hare Notes: As nobody else stepped up to hare this weekend Seaman and BPD decided to not leave this trail behind. This will likely be a live trail, unless we change our mind. It will be short, or not. It will definitely be dark so bring a flesh err flash light or other illumination device unless you have excellent night vision. If you are planning to watch the Olympic hockey game at 3:15pm why not do so and pre-lube at the Brickhouse Sports Pub which is where the start is. The more beer you buy the hares there before the hash, the shorter the trail will be *hint, hint* ;-)

2/26/2010 10:57:17 AM

Look at you haring again

2/26/2010 11:24:09 AM

It's how I do

2/26/2010 11:34:16 AM

I've run with them twice.. Its a fun time!

2/26/2010 2:14:49 PM

Time for me to join in?

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fml

2/26/2010 2:25:35 PM

^ Do it you pussy

2/26/2010 3:48:35 PM

hmm, sounds interesting, wonder what their policy is on those of us who carry, as depending on how the trail runs, that could stay legal or go less so.

2/26/2010 4:27:32 PM

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[Edited on February 26, 2010 at 5:03 PM. Reason : nm]

2/26/2010 4:57:22 PM

wat?

2/26/2010 7:21:01 PM

I am someone who normally Carries. As in when I leave my door in the mornings, there is normally a handgun on my hip, or 1-2 on or about my person. I tend to look for interesting groups or activities that I can do while stone sober, and without having to do the transformation into a potential victim that disarming forces. Depending on the type of property the run goes alone, having ANY weapon with me could be legal or illegal, and it is not addressed in the club rules.

2/27/2010 6:35:35 AM

Well, the other consideration is that if you drink, it's not just what property the run is on...you're done carrying (concealed) for a while, then. You know the law much better than I do, but you may be able to carry open afterwards (though my personal take is that when alcohol comes out, guns go away, period).

Of course, I think it's a little silly to be unwilling to go unarmed for even a few hours, in what should be a rather safe environment.

2/27/2010 9:04:13 AM

^^ As someone who carries pretty regularly . . . sometimes you've just gotta let it go man. Not many thugs out there are going to accost a pack of intoxicated hashers. I think you're as safe as you're going to get.


also, experienced hashers, I want to start doing this in Richmond but apparently my command of the English language is not sufficient. To wit, can someone please translate the bolded sections:

Quote :

"When: Sunday FeBREWary 28, 2010 at 3:00 PM Hares: Gammy McProlapse Location: Hare's house, 1608 Claremont Ave., Richmond, VA 23227 Dry Bag Required? No Shiggy Factor: There may by a slight amount of shiggy. Less than 3 I'd say. Dog friendly? Yes, but NO dogs are allowed in our yard. Sorry. So, people can bring them on trail but not in our yard because our dog is not friendly Stroller friendly? Yes Bring: $5 for trail, a vessel, and a virgin On-After: TBD"

Much obliged

2/27/2010 9:09:23 AM

That's what I'm saying. There's being prepared, and then there's being enslaved by paranoia. I'm not saying not to carry all the time, whether you think you might need it or not (if you think you might need it, consideration should be given to not being there to begin with).

I'm just saying to go live your life. Not doing things because it would require you to be unarmed for just a little while is crazy, in my opinion. I'd say carry when you reasonably can, but leave it when you have to and go do what you want to do.

2/27/2010 9:14:20 AM

^^ you don't need a dry change of clothes. Shiggy is nasty stuff you run through, like briars and storm drains. The on-after is where they're going to drink afterward.

2/27/2010 10:30:52 AM

Quote :

"hmm, sounds interesting, wonder what their policy is on those of us who carry, as depending on how the trail runs, that could stay legal or go less so."

If you feel the need to bring a gun to a hash, you shouldn't even show up. EVER.

[Edited on February 27, 2010 at 10:33 AM. Reason : ^^ What you said]

2/27/2010 10:32:44 AM

I met a guy last night that's really into this. Seems like fun, maybe I'll give her a try

2/27/2010 12:48:38 PM

one, when I go out with folks, I do not drink. two, its less a 'feel a need to' and more of a ' I ALWAYS do item X out of habit' thing. I have been to a hash in another state before, I stuck with water for my drinks. However, they were using parkland for a large part of the run, so I left my stuff locked up in my truck during.

2/28/2010 11:52:58 AM

You're more than welcome to come out. However, if you're carrying, you will not be received well at all. There is never any reason for anyone to be carrying while hashing. So, just leave it in your vehicle if you decide to come out.

2/28/2010 12:09:17 PM

it really blows my mind that there are people out there that are afraid to walk around without a gun

2/28/2010 12:35:03 PM

i was gonna say

i don't really care if someone wants to carry or not (though i will say the only people i know who carry have relatively dangerous jobs)

but spare me the "potential victim" rhetoric

2/28/2010 12:49:23 PM

I wonder how CCW debates go here on tww.

In any case you just put "transformation in a potential victim" in a sentence with regards to carrying. Hate to break it to you but armed or not everyone is a potential victim.

2/28/2010 12:57:16 PM

Quote :

"though i will say the only people i know who carry have relatively dangerous jobs"

you mean the only people you know who you are aware that they carry...

2/28/2010 8:39:22 PM

Quote :

"you don't need a dry change of clothes. Shiggy is nasty stuff you run through, like briars and storm drains. The on-after is where they're going to drink afterward."

obrigado

3/3/2010 9:13:13 PM

THIS HASH IS: R*n #859 of Sir Walter's Hash House Harriers

What's the Word: Grope Her Meat Pocket Hash

When: Sunday, March 7. Meet at 2:00 with pack getting off at 2:30

Where: Rear parking lot of Progress Center, 3200 Highway 54, Durham (between Davis and T.W. Alexander)

Hare(s): Will He Grope Her?, Meat Pocket and Just Scott

D-erections: From Raleigh take 40 West to exit 280 (Davis Drive). Take a left off the exit ramp onto Davis. Follow Davis for about 0.5 mile. Take a right onto 54 and follow it for about 0.5 mile. The entrance to Progress Center will be on your left. From Chapel Hill take 40 East to exit 280 (Davis Drive). Take a left off the exit ramp onto Davis. Follow Davis for about 0.25 miles. Take a right onto 54 and follow it for about 0.5 miles. The entrance to Progress Center will be on your left. There are 2 entrances to the Progress Center. They are about 0.1 miles apart. Either entrance will work – they are both for the same complex. There are 2 rear parking lots in the complex so if you don't see hashers in the one you're in you'll just have to go to the other.

Dogz: Sure, but they will need to be on a leash at certain times since there will be street crossings.

Baby Joggers: Sure. Why not. When was the last time a baby hashed with us anyway?

Hare Notes: Trail will be an off road tour of RTP with a lot of shiggy and wetness. Should be fun. That's all I can think of now. Oh well.
Call Groper at 919-621-6659 if you have any questions.

On After: El Dorado Mexican Restaurant on the corner of 54 & 55. Take a left out the Progress Center and follow 54 for about 1.5 miles until you get to 55. Take a left onto 55 and then an immediate right into the shopping center.

[Edited on March 4, 2010 at 2:39 PM. Reason : asdfag]

3/4/2010 2:39:10 PM

Did they choose co-hares just so they could call it Grope Her Meat Pocket? haha

3/4/2010 2:43:58 PM

Probably.

3/4/2010 2:48:38 PM

BTTT

3/6/2010 2:44:24 PM

How are they letting a "Just" hare?

3/6/2010 2:47:07 PM

Just because people aren't named yet doesn't mean that they aren't members and are ineligible to hare.

3/6/2010 3:16:03 PM

They can run well and doesn't afraid of mud and twigs

3/6/2010 4:02:01 PM

Start for this hash changed:

Quote :

"we had to change the starting point for tommorows hash (march 7). a security guy was there today and he gave us the evil eye. the new starting point is directly across the street (the other side of 54) from the original place. it is the park center office complex. there are 2 entrances on 54. both will work. we're gonna meet in the back left corner of the parking lot. if coming from 40 and getting off the davis drive exit you want to take the 2nd entrance (on the right) into park center. once you're in take the first left all and follow to the back corner. we'll be to the left of the building with "700" on it."

3/6/2010 5:47:10 PM

How was your live trail? Forgot to ask

3/6/2010 5:49:27 PM

THIS HASH IS: R*n #860 of Sir Walter's Hash House Harriers
What's the Word: St. Patty's Day O'Hash
When: Saturday, March 13 at 2:00pm. Pack gets off at 2:30pm
Where: Cary - 1352 Northwest Maynard Road. (Street behind the Volvo Dealership between Cycling Spoken Here and Tint World)
Hare(s): THE Love Butt, Cockodile Dunme, and Just Paul (Can't we name this bastard?)
D-erections: Just mapquest it wankers. Turn onto Maynard Crossing Court when you see Cycling Spoken Here. Drive a couple hundred yards and you will see green Hashers. Some parking available behind the Volvo Dealership for early birds. The dealership may be open for business since it is Sat. Let's try not to invite undue police attention...

Dogz: Sure, but they will not be able to go into the bars for beer breaks and need to be on a leash most of the trail since there will be street crossings and a lot of neighborhood running.
Baby Joggers: Sure. Why not. When was the last time a baby hashed with us anyway?
Hare Notes: Wear GREEN. Bring hash cash, trail cash and ID. Bring a change of clothes for on after or at least a second pair of shoes. This will be pub-crawlish, but you will get a little dirty. We will have some prizes for best dressed (and maybe best undressed?)
On After: The Corner Tavern and Grill. They have drink specials, food specials, a band, and Miller Lite Girls. http://gositinthecorner.com/ EventSplashPage.html

[Edited on March 9, 2010 at 7:31 PM. Reason : ^ The live hare went well]

3/9/2010 7:29:39 PM

bttt

3/12/2010 8:36:23 AM

Not SWH3, but it's a Raleigh Hash.

Larrikins H3 Presents: St. Patty's Day Green Dress Run

We're doing St. Patrick's day the hashing way, with a green dress trot in downtown Raleigh! Other St. Patty's revelers will marvel at our audacity and envy our festive garb. There will be pub stops, beer breaks, jello shots and liquor stops. This is one hashy dress event you won't want to miss!



Wear: Your best (or worst) green dress

Bring: A virgin. We will have some extra drinking vessels, but if you have one, bring it. Also bring a headlamp or light. Green Condiments would be nice as well.

Hash Cash: $5. Hash cash is increased as there will be some giveaways and more beer/liquor provided on trail.

When: 6:30 happy half hour, hares off around 7

D'Erections: We are meeting behind Shelton's Furniture in Raleigh. If you are on Hillsborough St. heading downtown, turn right on Boylan St. Then, turn left on E. Hargett. Directly at the train tracks, turn left on a gravel road. Park in the grass and look for hashers.

Map Link: http://bit.ly/9BEcpB

Hares: Meat Pocket and Fag in a Bag

Green Dress Prelube: Big Boss hosts its Who's Your Paddy St. Patrick's Day Party. Special brew releases, live music, a potato decorating contest, prizes, food from OnlyBurger and more. Limited edition Big Boss/ St Paddy's day t-shirts on sale. Doors open at 3pm...thanks GR.


[Edited on March 17, 2010 at 5:05 PM. Reason : image]

3/17/2010 5:04:02 PM

doesn't running after drinking just dehydrate you

3/17/2010 5:37:03 PM

Yes, but running while you drink has no effect.
































































Or you could just drink a lot of water prior to to prepare or you could just not drink.

3/17/2010 5:44:01 PM

THIS HASH IS: R*n #861 of Sir Walter's Hash House Harriers
What's the Word: Venereal Equinox Hash
When: Sunday, March 21- 2:00 Pre-lube, Hares away 2:15, Pack away 2:30
Where: 401 Umstead Road Chapel Hill, NC
Hare(s): Technically Vagina and Mommy Hatchet
D-erections: Just mapquest it wankers. If you really need detailed how to's, call TV (cell) 919-619-6242

Dogz: Please leave the four-legged hasher at home due to the numerous candy-ass, yappy, runt dogs off leash in the area.
Baby Joggers: Not specified- but if no dogs, then no babies- this is a hunch.....
Hare Notes: Cum and celebrate the Vernal Equinox as all good heathen druids might. There will be Good Head (Who said head?) as the hares are giving out blow jobs on trail. There will be two beer stops on trail unless there are three or maybe just one...so don't ask or you'll just piss us off. We will be gifting the one virgin who shows us the best body part with a booby prize (hint hint). We'd pick up his/her hash cash too if it didn't sound too much like prostitution (we have no morals but we do have standards). Bring dry clothes for the On-After at Mill Town in Carrboro (uncounted Belgian beers on tap...up to 12% alcohol...and awesome, awesome bar food). Spring will have sprung, so the bugs may be buggy, the trees may be leafing, and watch out for the copperheads (for real), but there will be fun surprises on trail for unsuspecting hashers. TV (cell) 919-619-6242

3/21/2010 11:49:09 AM

THIS HASH IS: R*n #862 of Sir Walter's Hash House Harriers
What's the Word: Full "Sugar" Moon Hash
When: Sunday, March 28- Meet 6:30 pack off 7pm
Where: "Fancy Pants", Chatham County / Wake County Lines (Think Mega Hash Site, Revisited)
Hare(s): Endangered Feces
D-erections: Take the hwy 751 exit (exit 274) off of I-40 south towards Jordan Lake. Go about 2.5ish miles and turn left onto O'Kelly Chapel Rd. Go another 2.5 or so miles and turn right onto Yates Store Rd. Go 2.0 miles (straight at stop sign) and then turn right onto Ashdown Forrest. You are now in a sub-divsion. A couple blocks up the road, turn right onto Toms Creek. When Toms Creek comes to a T, turn right onto Bosworth. Park along road or in cul-de-sac at end of Bosworth. O'Kelly Chapel Rd connects to Hwy 55 too, so you can come that way if you want, look at a map.

Dogz: Eh... If you must.
Baby Joggers: That'd be a no- baby wankers must be tucked in bed.
Hare Notes: "Good old fashioned spring romp through the wilds of Wake & Chatham counties. In the dark, so bring a flashlight. It may rain, so bring warm stuff to wear. The sub-division we're starting in has been under development since the last mega-hash we did, and for the Feb 2008 full moon hash that started there. There are very few new houses being built since we were there last. It seems no one wants to build houses there, since it is in Chatham County and the nearest school is 20 some miles away. That's good for hashing, tho there are new "no trespassing" signs up since I hared here last... So bring cash for bribing the cops please, in addition to a flashlight." Feces is one of those rare and precious souls who has no cell phone. Therefore, if you are lost or have questions, that will be a tuff sh*t, dear hasher. Just re-read the hare note again, and maybe that will help.

3/28/2010 12:59:54 PM