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My boyfriend beat up the other ones, but I promise he won't find out about you!

[Edited on October 12, 2008 at 12:41 AM. Reason : honest!]

10/12/2008 12:40:51 AM

If you do me, I'll free up room on the DVR and erase my old episodes of Pokemon.

10/12/2008 12:57:03 AM

don't beg for sex

if you want it and she doesn't do something to make her want it

then turn her down

she'll be after you forever

10/12/2008 1:04:26 AM

you didn't entirely make sense there

but I'm sure what you meant is

treat her like shit and let her know she's worthless

if she cares about your opinion at all, she will spread it like it's butter at that point

10/12/2008 1:06:39 AM

fuck you, Jesus
you got it all wrong

what I said was the following:

you want sex but she doesn't wanna?
seduce her by being super awesome
then when she's ready to give it up turn her down - it will fuck with her head cause ladies aren't used to hearing no... this is not the same as treating her like shit
and it will result in her being after your nuts forever and a day

10/12/2008 1:09:34 AM

Quote :

"and it will result in her being after your nuts forever and a day"

or she might read this thread and know whats up

10/12/2008 1:12:48 AM

that's pretty much what exactly I said, I just phrased it differently because I am quite misogynistic at this point

and more importantly, I was coherent the first time I said it

"seduce her" == she has to respect you before you treating her like shit means anything, but if she respects you at all, treating her as disposable will make her fucking love you

then you can choke that whore while you tear her ass up, and when she regains consciousness she will thank you for it!


[Edited on October 12, 2008 at 1:16 AM. Reason : *]

10/12/2008 1:14:38 AM

I too have had sex.

[Edited on October 12, 2008 at 1:38 AM. Reason : .]

10/12/2008 1:38:34 AM

^^ Not all women will put out if you treat us badly. We'll just think you're an asshole.



[Edited on October 12, 2008 at 1:41 AM. Reason : .]

10/12/2008 1:40:30 AM

Well, you're in the vanishing minority. I was a nice guy at one point, child of a single mother, what else could I be? Reality taught me better.

[Edited on October 12, 2008 at 1:46 AM. Reason : Harsh fucking reality, that bitch tore my heart out and ate it. It's out of spite at this point.]

10/12/2008 1:44:03 AM

Poor SexyJesus. *hugs*

10/12/2008 2:00:22 AM

Well aren't you precious?

10/12/2008 2:01:16 AM

lol well, I understand. I suppose I'm bitter, too, because I fell for someone who treated me badly. Of course, he didn't act that way until after I had already fallen for him. THEN he broke my heart.

10/12/2008 2:03:59 AM

I really don't want to go there, suffice to say I've never even discovered fiction as fucked up as the reality I found myself living with this crazy ho. I don't know if it's because humility usually squelches expression of that, or because she was inspired by the shortcomings of her predecessors, but I am pretty sure she was revolutionizing the state of the art when it came to being a spiteful, self-interested bitch. It's my fault for letting her cut me that deeply, really.

10/12/2008 2:09:43 AM

Yes, that would make anyone bitter. Just try not to take it out on the good ones, ok?

10/12/2008 2:13:04 AM

I've never wasted much time on the good ones

10/12/2008 2:30:05 AM

**dont do that!!!***

I just took a crap!

10/12/2008 2:43:43 AM

HUGE TURD OFF KAPLAN!!!

10/12/2008 2:44:10 AM

Quote :

"HUGE TURD OFF KAPLAN!!!"

10/12/2008 2:44:53 AM

..........but, but I already got my dick hard

10/12/2008 2:46:04 AM

New Recruit

10/12/2008 2:46:31 AM

Quote :

"HUGE TURD OFF KAPLAN!!!"

[Edited on October 12, 2008 at 2:47 AM. Reason : drunkFAIL.]

10/12/2008 2:46:42 AM

Starting Lineup?

10/12/2008 2:47:38 AM

^4 How's Molly??

10/12/2008 2:48:12 AM