The fuck...

I never did any of that!

8/14/2008 11:16:44 AM

^ I haven't gotten to you yet.


Smooches to my fellow English major.

8/14/2008 11:19:50 AM

Yay! Back at ya.

What are you doing in life now?

8/14/2008 11:22:20 AM

Quote :

"My old neighbor told his friends we were dating--then he kidnapped me to take me on a date."

kidnapped? wait, what?

This has turned into a "Good reasons to dump someone with questionable/borderline reasons thrown in". Not that there's anything wrong with that.

8/14/2008 11:26:51 AM

i was seeing one guy in illinois who accused me of lying about moving to texas

the best part was that as i was getting off my plane in houston i turned on my phone and had a message from him asking me why his sister saw me at the gym and why i felt the need to lie to him about moving

i called him back and told him how great it was to be in houston

this was probably the oddest person i've ever dated. he had the strangest behavior. i think half the reason i kept seeing him was so i had funny stories to tell my friends

8/14/2008 11:32:42 AM

And you were sleeping with this guy?

I mean, strange behavior is something I can do.

8/14/2008 11:34:46 AM

Nothing special...but definitely a good reason to not see someone:

This one girl that I just hung out with once kept coming into my bar and was convinced that I was seeing someone else and that I was fucking every girl that came up and talked to me while I was working. The weird thing about it was that she was very nonchalant about it...so it never really escalated into a fight/argument....always laughed it off and just said "whatever." But one night it just got ridiculous and I told her to get the fuck out. She's been pretty cool since then.

8/14/2008 11:51:48 AM

Quote :

"He wore tevas and socks and jorts jean shorts."

8/14/2008 12:12:30 PM

She said, "Whatevs, yo" all the FUCKING TIME

8/14/2008 12:19:15 PM

she would say "indeed, indeed" as conversational filler...in one 15 minute span, she had to have said "indeed, indeed" over 200 times.

8/14/2008 12:20:35 PM

ok, i did NOT wear tevas and jorts, asshole.

8/14/2008 12:35:57 PM

he kissed like a turtle.
he was shady.
he was too immature.
he was an asshole.

i don't think these are really petty, tho...i guess i've never dumped someone for a petty reason (and if i stopped seeing him, it would've been before we were 'dating' and therefore i didn't need to dump him, i would just stop being available)

[Edited on August 14, 2008 at 12:38 PM. Reason : ]

8/14/2008 12:37:39 PM

i'm gonna start wearing tevas and jorts now

IM ON TILT

8/14/2008 12:40:14 PM

Quote :

"he kissed like a turtle. "

How the fuck do you kiss like a turtle?

8/14/2008 12:43:33 PM

picture a turtle coming towards you. if you'd been there you would agree, promise.

[Edited on August 14, 2008 at 12:45 PM. Reason : ]

8/14/2008 12:45:18 PM

Quote :

"ok, i did NOT wear tevas and jorts, asshole."

hahahahaha you just made my day

8/14/2008 1:19:11 PM

What are tevas?

8/14/2008 1:39:14 PM

http://flickr.com/photos/bekins/2432208867/

[Edited on August 14, 2008 at 1:43 PM. Reason : chacos, tevas--same thing]

8/14/2008 1:42:50 PM

lol, jesus shoes

8/14/2008 1:44:14 PM

Quote :

"i'm gonna start wearing tevas and jorts now"

Start wearing? Um, when did you stop?

8/14/2008 1:54:01 PM

http://thinksimplenow.com/relationships/how-to-end-a-relationship/

8/14/2008 2:09:42 PM

Quote :

"she got pregnant."

8/14/2008 2:15:55 PM

i dumped this one girl because she was all like "I don't think we should date anymore"

ANNOYING!

8/14/2008 2:43:17 PM

your hair DOES look awesome straightened, Curly Q.

you must be wearing a wig.

8/14/2008 2:44:41 PM

^ Thank you. No wig. It's a weave. 100% Indian Hair. This weave cost $900!

8/14/2008 2:57:28 PM

8/14/2008 2:59:26 PM

"Because I want to move in with a fag down the street."

8/14/2008 3:16:11 PM

because they disbelieve the 69 moon landing

8/14/2008 3:16:43 PM

^i told a dude i didn't believe it and gave the dumbest reason for not believing it...and i stood behind it like i really meant it....


he was all like



silly boys

8/14/2008 3:19:48 PM

I would have dumped you and then cried for that

8/14/2008 3:21:16 PM

"Because I got so trashed that I couldn't remember that my friends took the phone you bought me away and talked shit to you when you called. Then the next morning when they told me that you talked shit to them that night I decided they were telling the truth and you were lying, so you must be crazy."

[Edited on August 14, 2008 at 3:23 PM. Reason : ]

8/14/2008 3:23:02 PM

bitch smeared our personal life on tww

8/14/2008 3:42:27 PM

^ thats the main reason i won't get involved with any more tww ladies

8/14/2008 3:43:11 PM

anymore?

8/14/2008 3:45:12 PM

because a hotter, more fun chick came along

8/14/2008 3:48:23 PM

Too many gray hairs.

8/14/2008 4:07:28 PM

she looked a little like Amy Sedaris

and after a couple weeks I didn't see hints of this


I only saw stronger hints of this


I mean, there were dozens of other reasons, this is just the one I liked giving the most. No 20-year old girl actually looks like jerri blank

8/14/2008 4:32:37 PM

Quote :

"^ thats the main reason i won't get involved with any more tww ladies"

Oh I want details on this one!

lol

8/14/2008 4:34:04 PM

because you met someone else

8/14/2008 5:25:48 PM

Quote :

"she looked a little like Amy Sedaris and after a couple weeks I didn't see hints of this I only saw stronger hints of this I mean, there were dozens of other reasons, this is just the one I liked giving the most. No 20-year old girl actually looks like jerri blank "

that shit would turn me on so much. my pants would just explode when my cock hulked the fuck out

8/14/2008 11:22:32 PM

^^ That's not petty. As Grandma always said, the best way to get over one man is to get under another. That explains why she has 15 children to five fathers.

8/15/2008 11:03:21 AM

btw jean skirts are just as fucking tacky as jorts, princess...

yeah, i saw that shit in your gallery.

but i wasn't looking down there, believe me.

i just noticed the denim...

[Edited on August 15, 2008 at 4:08 PM. Reason : k]

8/15/2008 4:08:03 PM

first thing I noticed was the sorostitute shades.

8/15/2008 4:10:18 PM

^ Sorostitute shades are requisite in Florida.

^^ And a denim skirt is acceptable for a beach coverup.

8/15/2008 4:25:14 PM

hater blockers FTW

8/15/2008 4:40:33 PM

Terrible taste in music...

i mean HORRID!

8/15/2008 4:46:25 PM

hilarious thread!

ah, irony, we meet again, old friend.

8/15/2008 5:20:16 PM

everyone that likes having a conversation with me is ugly.

thisis why we cant have nice things

8/15/2008 5:21:15 PM

i guess i can contribute!

b/c whenever i expressed opinions, they got irrationally angry/upset without waiting to here my reasoning or they would just act really bored

8/15/2008 5:25:25 PM

set em up

8/15/2008 8:22:39 PM