III

8/18/2008 9:02:09 PM

i have had plenty of loud roommates, but not sex wise. I used to butt heads with my roommates all the time for playing the TV loud as shit at like 3 AM. but it didn't piss me off enough to move out. That's just part of having roommates

8/18/2008 9:03:15 PM

I've got no complaints about this thread, its contents or entertainment value; I like sylvershadow. But I get when a silly thing like having sex at an audible volume can cause issues enough to make someone call a good friend a bitch.

8/18/2008 9:10:31 PM

I kinda want to spank sylvershadow for making all that racket

8/18/2008 9:12:23 PM

Just for conversations sake...

Does this room mate ever get laid herself? maybe that is the problem.

8/18/2008 9:27:08 PM

she hasnt had any in 2 years.


And I did offer to pay for earplugs.


I think she's using this as an excuse to convince her dad to help her pay for her own place.d

[Edited on August 18, 2008 at 9:29 PM. Reason : dsf]

8/18/2008 9:28:54 PM

post pics of roommate.

8/18/2008 9:29:25 PM

tell her to masturbate while you get some...i know thats what i'd do lol

8/18/2008 9:30:07 PM

I had the exact same problem with my roommate. The thing is that you live there too and pay rent just like she does. What you do in your room is your own damn buisness. Its not youre fault the walls are thin, you didnt build them.

If she wants to move out because she is either a prude or is just unhappy that she doesnt have someone to have loud sex with then there is nothing that you can do about it.

Good luck!

8/18/2008 9:31:21 PM

Maybe you should talk to her about her lack of a sex life and make suggestions to solve that.

If she moves out not only will she still resent that other people are having sex, but she will be lonely, have no room mates to talk to, and still sex starved.

8/18/2008 9:32:57 PM

my roommates you used to complain about that. I think they enjoyed hearing it though.

8/18/2008 9:33:00 PM

you should tape it and put it on tww so we can see how loud it is...then we will know if she is being a prude or has like a "legit" excuse

8/18/2008 9:34:43 PM

We have a pretty decent policy - we try to keep as quiet as possible but recognize that it's impossible to be completely silent. So if there are noises, we're cool with it and just ignore it.

It's called being an adult.

8/18/2008 9:38:28 PM

Quote :

" My guy's going to come over and bring a megaphone... just to be sure she's got enough reason to move out"

if this is at all representative of your attitude with the whole situation or just in general....it's no surprise she wants to move out. who would want to live with somebody like that.

8/18/2008 9:46:07 PM

When I saw the thread creator, I knew this thread was going to be somehow related to sex or dating before I opened it.

8/18/2008 9:49:14 PM

So many stories

8/18/2008 9:53:12 PM

Quote :

"Maybe you should talk to her about her lack of a sex life and make suggestions to solve that."

That would be incredibly insulting. Not every human is a horndog looking to screw the first thing that comes along. It's not a deficiency to be celibate.

8/18/2008 9:57:49 PM

^very true.

8/18/2008 9:59:09 PM

I've heard my roommates make noise before, only time I complained was one bitch that was being overly dramatic and obviously faking it. Yeah, screaming does not make it sound like you aren't faking.

Otherwise, I have not had any trouble. In fact, in my experience people getting it on the regular are much easier to deal with as roommates. Never even had trouble when the roommate's BF/GF moved in. In fact, those are probably my best roommate experiences.

8/18/2008 10:06:05 PM

Quote :

"In fact, in my experience people getting it on the regular are much easier to deal with as roommates."

haha this further bolsters my argument

8/18/2008 10:21:09 PM

quit complaining about your roommate


i'm surprised my neighbors in the next building haven't moved out yet

8/18/2008 10:24:34 PM

^^^^^

8/18/2008 10:28:16 PM

do you refer to him as daddy when he spanks you?

8/18/2008 10:34:04 PM

lol

8/18/2008 10:36:23 PM

Nah, I just call him "Master"

Quote :

"When I saw the thread creator, I knew this thread was going to be somehow related to sex or dating before I opened it. "

of course!

8/18/2008 10:39:12 PM

I had a roommate move out because he was uncomfortable hearing my gf and I have sex. He is very likely to read this post too.

[Edited on August 19, 2008 at 8:19 PM. Reason : haha, he took the bait ]

8/19/2008 7:57:09 PM

I call bullshit. Wolf Village >> Sullivan and driving to class sucked.

[Edited on August 19, 2008 at 7:59 PM. Reason : ]

8/19/2008 7:58:12 PM

Quote :

"I really think she just made this thread to say she likes getting spanked. "

Who doesn't like getting spanked?

8/19/2008 9:47:32 PM

this is why bitches shouldnt be allowed to make threads unless a man gives them specific permission

8/19/2008 9:52:42 PM

Quote :

"I was hoping to get some positive feedback"

lawl on tdub?

i thought it was common knowledge that if you came into chitchat complaining about a situation expecting people to give you sympathy, you will not get it.

8/19/2008 9:53:36 PM

Honestly, why do you care if she leaves other than the loss of income? Since she IS paying rent, she has every right to bitch, regardless of whether it's reasonable bitching or not.

Just get over it and put up some flyers looking for a new roommate.

8/19/2008 9:57:02 PM

So she never moved out, mainly because I never brought my guy here, although the couple times I did have him over, she kept asking "well when was the last time you slept at his place." I was spending way more time over at his place than he was at mine


Aaanyways, I just came on here to bitch about how she has no problems eating my food and drinking my beer, but I asked her to pick up some soy sauce at the grocery store, and she takes $2 out of her rent check.... cause she apparently never uses to soy sauce... nor the mayo, nor ketchup (which I buy) nor any other condiment, nor the bottled water which I get from my parents, nor the tp and paper towels (which I also buy).

It's only $2, but still.... it's ONLY $2.

I think the only solution is to eat more of her food

11/4/2008 8:31:03 AM

i think padlocks are the answer

11/4/2008 9:26:15 AM

I would keep all of my shit in my room in the minifridge.

11/4/2008 9:27:48 AM

Just put a boot in this chicks grill and call it a week.

11/4/2008 9:32:42 AM

^^^^ That sounds exactly like my old roommate. I would go buy $50 of stuff for the kitchen like pots and pans and stuff, and then when I noticed we were out of TP or soap or anything like that I would get it, and then she would go buy a book of stamps and say you owe me $2.34 or whatever because I am going to use these to mail the bills. When she would need something small from the store I would pick it up and say don't worry about reimbursing me for it hoping it would catch on, but it did not.

11/4/2008 9:32:54 AM

Stingy roommates suck.
I think it's actually worse when you buy a 6 month supply of Charmin and when it runs out your roommate buys a 6 month supply of ass sandpaper.

11/4/2008 9:45:59 AM

this is why i bought a house

the premium is well worth avoiding this crap

11/4/2008 9:48:39 AM

^ It is my house... but now that I 'm in grad school, a roommate is a necessity.

11/4/2008 10:07:04 AM

Haha, my roommates got mad at me for getting 2-ply

11/4/2008 10:19:51 AM

I've always said that the best thing about living by yourself is that there is no one to eat your food but you.

11/4/2008 10:21:00 AM

I now live with a meatatarian, so I don't have to worry about that anymore since I am a vegetarian.

11/4/2008 10:21:39 AM

Quote :

"will put up with 2 cats."

good luck with that

11/4/2008 10:21:43 AM

if you have roomates that eat your food, then they are awful roomates int he first place and it's your own fault for keeping them around.

11/4/2008 10:21:44 AM