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stevedude
hello
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sensimellia bud
i like to pack in a bong
good marijuana

8/31/2008 2:24:41 PM

TreeTwista10
Les Dewdisdog
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Sinsemilla bud
Would be the proper spelling
Illiterate stoner

Semilla means "seed"
In the language of Spanish
and Sin means "without"

8/31/2008 2:32:33 PM

tjoshea
All American
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Goodbye new orleans
Never really cared for you
Now i never will

[Edited on August 31, 2008 at 2:36 PM. Reason : oic]

8/31/2008 2:33:10 PM

TreeTwista10
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Goodbye New Orleans - 5
Never really cared for you - 7
Now I never will - 5

8/31/2008 2:34:01 PM

stevedude
hello
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the grammar nazi
that wacky tree trista guy
no hard feelings though

8/31/2008 2:38:50 PM

fleetwud
AmbitiousButRubbish
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I am twenty six
That lady is thirty three
Way cougar-iffic

8/31/2008 2:42:54 PM

Airbag
Suspended
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Ragged is a fag
A pussy n00b alias
Praise epic cat, bitch

9/1/2008 3:11:23 AM

Airbag
Suspended
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I don't think he saw
The epic haiku I made
So back to the top

9/2/2008 1:18:02 AM

Airbag
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Another fun day
Playing tennis with myself
Against a damn wall



September is great
It is starting to get cold
Unsuspend RD!!



Blue goats are angered
Flying over Manhattan
Mania ensues


Fresh Prince is still on
They play this show a whole lot
And I still watch it


Everyone post here
EUPHALO DOT COM, BITCHES
that's the place to be!


My neck is itching
Some bug bit it earlier
Bugs are fucking gay


Cranberry suitcase
In a tent with five monkeys
The color of dreams


In this made-up place
I slide down a large rainbow
Into some Skittles!!


What is life without:
titties, beer, drugs, sex, music
And someone to love


RD is so cool
What a cool cat RD is
Free that poor bastard!

9/5/2008 3:22:07 AM

Joie
begonias is my boo
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my heart aches for you
the pain is unbearable
oh wait, it's just gas

9/5/2008 9:33:39 AM

TreeTwista10
Les Dewdisdog
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Is your name "Joe-ee"?
Or is it just simply "Joy"?
Who cares, I'd hit it

9/5/2008 12:23:55 PM

dbmcknight
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Is it "Pilgrim Shoes"?
Or perhaps it's "Pilgrim's Hoes."
I may never know.

9/5/2008 12:53:43 PM

Airbag
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^^^LOL

9/5/2008 10:30:52 PM

ReceiveDeath
INEED2 GET HIRITENOW
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Shit needs to pick up!
Time to poast from coast 2 coast
Fuck dat I just live

10/13/2008 12:11:14 AM

ReceiveDeath
INEED2 GET HIRITENOW
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hmm I got nothin, but I wanted to see if someone else had somethin

11/2/2008 1:25:02 AM

Rockster
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what are you asking
something like a new haiku
or sumpin sumpin

11/2/2008 3:50:35 AM

wawebste
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http://www.ehow.com/how_2064090_make-haiku.html

Instructions
Difficulty: Moderately Easy
Things You’ll Need:

* Shaker
* Ice
* 2 oz. sake
* Vermouth (splash)
* Cocktail onion
* Martini glass

Step1
Chill the martini glass in the freezer for about 30 minutes.
Step2
In the shaker combine the sake, ice and vermouth. (If you like your drinks dirty, you may add a splash of olive juice or onion brine.)
Step3
Cap and shake your shaker until well-mixed.
Step4
Strain your drink into your chilled martini glass.
Step5
Garnish your drink with an onion or two, and you are set. Sit back, relax and enjoy the dry taste of your Haiku made from sake.


[Edited on November 2, 2008 at 3:57 AM. Reason : [link] /= [quote]]

11/2/2008 3:55:55 AM

ReceiveDeath
INEED2 GET HIRITENOW
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bttt

11/12/2008 2:10:42 AM

ReceiveDeath
INEED2 GET HIRITENOW
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Time to retire
RD had a good, long run
Onward and upward!

11/13/2008 1:15:28 PM

ReceiveDeath
INEED2 GET HIRITENOW
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Unretirement
RD invented that shit
Back to the top, see

2/8/2009 2:44:32 PM

BubbleBobble
BACK IN DA HIGH LIFE
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RD suspended
Man, this is not very cool
Freeceivedeath plz thx

3/14/2009 1:11:32 AM

BubbleBobble
BACK IN DA HIGH LIFE
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I like Nintendo
Mario Kart 64
I played that today




lol so profound

3/15/2009 11:53:20 PM

BubbleBobble
BACK IN DA HIGH LIFE
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What's going on here
These should be more popular
Fuck dat I just lih

3/17/2009 8:40:21 AM

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