Quote :

"If not, you need to weigh about 110 at this height to be remotely good-looking"

lol

9/9/2008 12:58:52 PM

Quote :

"The average American model is 5'11" tall and weighs 117 pounds."

If a woman's not skinny enough to be a model...she's not hot in my book.

If Natalie Portman is the textbook definition of hot (which she is to me), someone who is just "pretty" or has any fat on them does not qualify as "hot" IMO.

9/9/2008 1:01:25 PM

[no fatties]

9/9/2008 1:02:11 PM

^^Not that you had a bunch, but you just lost a ton of cool points in my book.

[Edited on September 9, 2008 at 1:02 PM. Reason : the model statement was just plain dumb]

9/9/2008 1:02:34 PM

Quote :

"If a woman's not skinny enough to be a model...she's not hot in my book. "

Now you're just trying to be funny.

9/9/2008 1:02:34 PM

imo, there IS NO textbook definition of hot

9/9/2008 1:03:10 PM

the definition starts at parker posey and works its way down, imho.

9/9/2008 1:04:03 PM

I don't think Natalie Portman is that attractive...

Give me someone like Scarlett Johansson any day of the week over her...

[Edited on September 9, 2008 at 1:04 PM. Reason : ^^ yup]

9/9/2008 1:04:32 PM

On that note I'm gonna go grub on some lunch.

Taco Bell anyone?

9/9/2008 1:04:43 PM

the answer to this discussion all depends on how said fat is distributed.

9/9/2008 1:04:51 PM

^

and or muscle ... i'm telling you there is a tww girl that yall oogle over and weighs more than 145 buts its entirely muscle. (and i'm not talkin about aaprior)

9/9/2008 1:08:00 PM

begonias


and she's a hot one alright.

9/9/2008 1:09:18 PM

Yeah can't forget about the muscle. C cup boobs and some muscular quads and hamstrings and you can ccomodate 145 pretty well. If were just talking regular girl I'd say 145 would have a little chub but if she can cook well I'll forgive that.

9/9/2008 1:19:57 PM

there was a point in my life when I weighted 145 at the height I am now, and everyone told me how gross/skinny I looked.

most people are shocked when I tell them how much I really weigh

9/9/2008 10:31:11 PM

i wasn't and girl u secksea

9/9/2008 10:41:01 PM

The joy of dating a fat girl is that they're harder to kidnap ... and sex with them is like riding a moped. And I LOVE mopeds.

[Edited on September 9, 2008 at 10:56 PM. Reason : blah]

9/9/2008 10:56:07 PM

that and the fact that they give incredible head because, well, they pretty much have to.

9/9/2008 10:58:24 PM

According to yall's definition of fat as being anything other than skin and bones.. I can thankfully say I am a fatty and proud of it!! I love my body

9/9/2008 11:03:20 PM

that's not fair, begonias is a fucking GIANT.

9/9/2008 11:09:24 PM

i'll be happily "average" as long as i am able to keep my donk.

9/9/2008 11:10:15 PM

^worthless without pics

9/9/2008 11:11:09 PM

gtfo

9/9/2008 11:11:55 PM

(@ begonias) ^^^^^^^^^ I have a female friend who's about 6'1 / 175 and she looks thin.

[Edited on September 9, 2008 at 11:13 PM. Reason : she works out a lot]

9/9/2008 11:12:51 PM

^^, that's still not going to put pics in your gallery.

[Edited on September 9, 2008 at 11:13 PM. Reason : goddamn "^'s]

[Edited on September 9, 2008 at 11:20 PM. Reason : heh, the gd ^ wasn't to you.]

9/9/2008 11:13:03 PM

^ it's all about body composition. A pound of fat takes up like 1/3 more space than a pound of muscle. 145 at 30% body fat is rather chunky. At 15% body fat, it's quite thin.

9/9/2008 11:16:07 PM

This thread makes it obvious that guys have no fucking clue about women.

The girl I'm dating is 5'5, and 135-140. And she is in immaculate physical condition. If a girl is 5'6 and 120, it's because she is fat and bones. It's also very apparent from this thread who actually goes out with girls, and who pretends to on the internet.

If you see a 5'6 girl who LOOKS fat, I guarantee you she weighs a hell of a lot more than 145.

9/10/2008 3:06:22 AM

^Listen to this guy... he knows EVERYTHING EVER!

9/10/2008 8:54:32 AM

^^your girlfriend is a fatty

9/10/2008 8:58:49 AM

this chart looks like some delicious sorbet that I had once

9/10/2008 9:06:51 AM

Quote :

"wow a "you must be on the internet so you've never had sex" ad hominem. your originality is outstanding. i can only hope others on the internet learn to use that method of self righteous justification in the future. i feel that it really stands a chance to catch on."

oh you're on such a roll here, in a inane thread about your horribly distorted view on size and weight, let me tell you, you've completely convinced me. at first i wasn't sure but your incredibly over thought and over done response to me calling you a in-experienced jerk off was so well done it made me consider otherwise. so well done in fact i'm considering a life altering change in careers, nay lifestyle. for now on even anatomical skeletons will be considered "fat" to me.

thank you for setting me straight on the true road of life.















































































you're a massive choad

9/10/2008 9:10:28 AM

Quote :

"This thread makes it obvious that guys have no fucking clue about women. The girl I'm dating is 5'5, and 135-140. And she is in immaculate physical condition. If a girl is 5'6 and 120, it's because she is fat and bones. It's also very apparent from this thread who actually goes out with girls, and who pretends to on the internet. If you see a 5'6 girl who LOOKS fat, I guarantee you she weighs a hell of a lot more than 145. "

mr. newkirk, you're in no position to talk about such things given your history. people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. be that as it may, take a note at the composition comments above. perhaps your current girlfriend is actually "in immaculate physical condition" and thus her composition is well proportioned, or perhaps shes actually a fatty and you don't care because you haven't always been the smallest guy yourself. either way, your comments were neither witty nor entertaining.

Arab13 you responded didn't you, and what, a day later? talk about overly thought out. its a real shame that it was so weak although it drips with the sweat of hard effort.

[Edited on September 10, 2008 at 9:26 AM. Reason : .]

9/10/2008 9:19:06 AM

Yeah don't throw glass at stone houses

9/10/2008 9:45:08 AM

sorry that I don't sit in front of the computer all day waiting for your oh so witty replies

9/10/2008 9:58:34 AM

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"I've lost 50+ pounds in the past year."

you might as well go ahead and get your gall bladder removed

cause the pain trains comin

9/10/2008 10:00:41 AM

Quote :

"sorry that I don't sit in front of the computer all day waiting for your oh so witty replies"

Arab13
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are you really claiming that i spend more time here than you do?

9/10/2008 10:23:16 AM

no, i think he was actually claiming that I spend more time here than he does.

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9/10/2008 10:33:30 AM

on this thread yes, i spend time on here at work, and surprise, sometimes it gets busy thus no tww, the beach is that way if you want to drop off all that sand in your vagina, i've been on tww longer (too long) but i don't fucking sit here and wait for you to post




you're still a choad

9/10/2008 11:44:44 AM

if you don't like women whose bones you can see sticking out of their draped skin, you're a chubby chaser

there's no other explanation

9/10/2008 11:48:53 AM

exactly

9/10/2008 11:49:36 AM

damn this turned into a dick swinging contest fast


my dick is about 10% my height, +/-.2%

9/10/2008 12:35:49 PM

fucking midget

9/10/2008 12:38:02 PM

Quote :

"mr. newkirk, you're in no position to talk about such things given your history. people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. be that as it may, take a note at the composition comments above. perhaps your current girlfriend is actually "in immaculate physical condition" and thus her composition is well proportioned, or perhaps shes actually a fatty and you don't care because you haven't always been the smallest guy yourself. either way, your comments were neither witty nor entertainin"

She's a distance runner, an accomplished rock climber, has done several technical mountain summits, plays soccer and flag football, and you have no clue what the fuck you are talking about.

My History? What fatty have I ever dated?

9/10/2008 12:43:02 PM

Quote :

"The joy of dating a fat girl is that they're harder to kidnap ... and sex with them is like riding a moped. And I LOVE mopeds"

i lolled

9/10/2008 12:47:51 PM

^^^haha should I be proud? I posted my height already in this thread, so anyone can do the math


I'm an average joe

[Edited on September 10, 2008 at 12:48 PM. Reason : i get called a midget at work :sadface]

9/10/2008 12:48:25 PM

Quote :

"My History? What fatty have I ever dated?"

You being a fatty and chess club geek

9/10/2008 1:39:54 PM

Adriana Lima: Victoria's Secret Model
Height 5'10" - Weight 112 pounds

Jessica Biel: Actress (started on "7th Heaven")
Height 5'8" - Weight 108 pounds

Kate Beckinsale: Actress (movie "Underworld")
Height 5'8" - Weight 115 pounds

Gabrielle Union: Actress (movie "Bring it On")
Height 5'8" - Weight 110 pounds

Jessica Alba: Actress (movie "Into The Blue")
Height 5'7" - Weight 127 pounds


Megan Fox: Actress (movie "Transformers")
Height 5'6" - Weight 114 pounds

Roselyn Sanchez: Actress (TV show "Without a Trace")
Height 5'7" - Weight 130 pounds

Eva Longoria: Actress (TV show "Desperate Housewives")
Height 5'2" - Weight 105 pounds

Salma Hayek: Actress (movie "Desperado")
Height 5'2" - Weight 115 pounds

Kelly Hu: Actress (movie "Scorpion King")
Height 5'5" - Weight 122 pounds

9/10/2008 1:45:46 PM

Quote :

"Jessica Biel: Actress (started on "7th Heaven") Height 5'8" - Weight 108 pounds"

No way... she is pretty ripped and has T & A.

She can't be only 5 pounds heavier than the 5'2" Mrs. Tony Parker.

[Edited on September 10, 2008 at 1:47 PM. Reason : x]

9/10/2008 1:47:35 PM

Quote :

"sorry that I don't sit in front of the computer all day waiting for your oh so witty replies"

ahhhhhhh yes. usually this comes from either guys w/ 100 posts though.

and who actually calls people a 'choad'? are you serious?

9/10/2008 1:58:03 PM

well i could always use retard, that tends to be a little more played out

9/10/2008 3:56:31 PM

or you could add a little creativity.


you cum swallowing cock bandit

9/10/2008 4:01:02 PM