drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
and they say women dont know geography 9/21/2008 8:29:59 PM |
David0603 All American 12764 Posts user info edit post |
Who says that? 9/21/2008 8:32:55 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
9/21/2008 8:33:36 PM |
nicklepickle All American 11693 Posts user info edit post |
ha geography was one of the easiest a's and electives i ever took. science and math now... fuck those classes....
and spanish has begun to ruin my grammar 9/21/2008 8:37:03 PM |
hershculez All American 8483 Posts user info edit post |
When I was in 5th grade I dated an 8th grader. When I say 'dated' I mean we went to the skating ring at the same time on fridays. Anyway, one night we were talking on phone and she told me she wanted me to take her virginity. I freaked out and broke up with her. To be fair though I was 10 and still thought you peed in a girl to get her pregnant. 9/21/2008 9:01:18 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "thought you peed in a girl to get her pregnant." |
awesome.9/22/2008 12:36:13 AM |
tsavla All American 6787 Posts user info edit post |
YUS 9/22/2008 12:42:05 AM |
BJCaudill21 Not an alcoholic 8015 Posts user info edit post |
wait, that's not how you do it?
just for the record, I thought babies came out of womens asses, and it was easy to control "how long you lasted" or anything like that because I could hold my pee in all day... but I don't know how old I might have been
[Edited on September 22, 2008 at 12:44 AM. Reason : ~] 9/22/2008 12:42:42 AM |
arcgreek All American 26690 Posts user info edit post |
you pee in her butt, durr 9/22/2008 12:44:04 AM |
wethebest Suspended 1080 Posts user info edit post |
Well in Spain 13 is legal for anybody and it ranges from 14-16 in the rest of Europe so I don't know what you mean by Europe. 9/22/2008 12:44:54 AM |
JBaz All American 16764 Posts user info edit post |
Last year I was hanging out with one of friends who rides motorcycles with me. He's a good 10+ years older than me and has two kids, which both are cool as shit. I baby sit them from time to time since my friend's wife left him. My friend setup a play date with a few other parents that he knew and asked me to come and hang out since he had to leave early and didn't want to disappoint the kids.
I get there and get into some discussions with the other parents and one of the mom's tells my friend "you like your friend now, but wait till your daughter grows up and him dating her". This completely caught me off guard and pissed me off a lot. I mean, my friend is a good family friend that I've know for a while, we've been through some crazy shit. I go up to her and say "hey, I'm completely offended with that statement. How would you feel if I just judged you by the way you looked?"
She's a Cary, rich trophy wife in her 40's and drives a lexus. Her kids are total brats and both tried to punch me in the nuts. She got pissed when I slapped them over the head to stop. Kids these days. 9/22/2008 12:55:23 AM |
arcgreek All American 26690 Posts user info edit post |
so?9/22/2008 1:06:22 AM |
JBaz All American 16764 Posts user info edit post |
it's not just the Lexus part, it's the other stereotypical stuff that goes along with it. I think she was tispy since she was trying to hit on my friend. The Husband was out of town. 9/22/2008 1:08:37 AM |
moron All American 34140 Posts user info edit post |
^ are you creepy looking or something?
And why would she think you'd date your friends daughter? 9/22/2008 1:09:18 AM |
JBaz All American 16764 Posts user info edit post |
I think her who reasoning behind it was the fact that I ride a motorcycle and that people who ride motorcycles tend to sleep with hot babes all the time. (THIS IS NOT TRUE, only photographers get to do this... LOL j/k)
My friend's daughter is 8yrs old... My friend bought them their own dirt bikes last year and I've been teaching them how to ride. I feel more like their uncle than anything else. 9/22/2008 1:17:06 AM |
BJCaudill21 Not an alcoholic 8015 Posts user info edit post |
you creepy son of a bitch 9/22/2008 1:18:13 AM |
JBaz All American 16764 Posts user info edit post |
9/22/2008 1:19:25 AM |
0EPII1 All American 42540 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "My friend's daughter is 8yrs old... My friend bought them their own dirt bikes last year and I've been teaching them how to ride. I feel more like their uncle than anything else." |
Just 10 more years to go... you can wait that long, can't you?
Imagine that one day you DO end up with that chick, after 10, 15, whatever years.
If so, you gonna go apologize to that Cary rich trophy Lexus driving wife? 9/22/2008 5:55:14 AM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
Haha, T-dub is full of hate for Cary! 9/22/2008 5:55:56 AM |
occamsrezr All American 6985 Posts user info edit post |
Cary is easy to hate on. 9/22/2008 7:03:01 AM |
Jrb599 All American 8846 Posts user info edit post |
Cary blows 9/22/2008 7:33:19 AM |
Aficionado Suspended 22518 Posts user info edit post |
we can all agree that cary is a trite, faceless, shallow, shit hole 9/22/2008 8:21:59 AM |
nicklepickle All American 11693 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Haha, T-dub is full of hate for Cary!" |
i happen to love cary9/22/2008 9:04:07 AM |
Aficionado Suspended 22518 Posts user info edit post |
and you are also retarded
see how that works 9/22/2008 9:18:36 AM |
BobbyDigital Thots and Prayers 41777 Posts user info edit post |
we can all agree that cary is a trite, faceless, shallow, shit hole 9/22/2008 9:23:35 AM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
I love those words as well.
we can all agree that cary is a trite, faceless, shallow, shit hole 9/22/2008 9:29:59 AM |
Air Half American 772 Posts user info edit post |
cary is a shithole
i concur
we should kick it out of wake county 9/22/2008 12:06:43 PM |
shmorri2 All American 10003 Posts user info edit post |
I hate cary POLICE
[Edited on September 22, 2008 at 12:51 PM. Reason : .] 9/22/2008 12:50:53 PM |
Jrb599 All American 8846 Posts user info edit post |
evan works in cary, we should all hate him even more. 9/22/2008 12:54:03 PM |
evan All American 27701 Posts user info edit post |
wait what 9/24/2008 10:57:52 PM |
G.O.D hates 4 lokos 4694 Posts user info edit post |
watch out for 13 yo sluts from cary!
jbaz- I can't believe she said that! Cary bitches just suck. they just wish they were Old Raleigh bitches but can't afford it. 9/24/2008 11:28:26 PM |
Ragged All American 23473 Posts user info edit post |
i love the people here. i can watch them all day 9/24/2008 11:30:05 PM |
arcgreek All American 26690 Posts user info edit post |
we can all agree that cary is a trite, faceless, shallow, shit hole 9/24/2008 11:35:52 PM |