like i said before whatevers done video tape and post here!

or at least give us details of what combonations you came up with

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9/17/2008 1:23:10 PM

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9/17/2008 1:23:30 PM

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"I had Thanksgiving one year at my apartment and there was a car that had been parked in different illegal spots for a while. I put the entire turkey carcass under the windshield wipers. The next morning there was bird shit all over the car and talon marks all over the hood."

Zombie turkey?

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9/17/2008 1:25:04 PM

roll an m-80 in elmers, dip in BBs, light, toss under car.

[Edited on September 17, 2008 at 1:26 PM. Reason : run for your godamned life]

9/17/2008 1:26:03 PM

^^^ you were a little late there.

9/17/2008 1:28:45 PM

9/17/2008 1:36:37 PM

Why not get some fish and just put it on top of the exhaust piping (or muffler housing if its flat on top)? It'll bake right on there (don't use pam ) and that shit will stink! Plus, it won't be easy to remove, so it'll stay with them for a looooong time

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9/17/2008 2:58:29 PM

chalk the window with the url to this thread

9/17/2008 2:59:21 PM

geez, DO NOT piss XSMP off...

9/17/2008 3:04:13 PM

Are their windows cracked?


Get a turkey baster, or something to suck up liquid, and then get rid of it, and some brine shrimp.

One of my mother's friends got some sweet revenge in a divorce this way. Her ex had to sell the house at an INCREDIBLE loss because of the smell.
There's so much you can do if their windows are cracked.

Get [user]arghax[user] to shit and vomit on their car.

Coat their car with syrup of some sort, at night. Ants are a bitch. Add bird feed.

Put on terrible bumper stickers.

Remove their license plate, and just put it under their car. Either they'll see it's gone, and be like 'goddammit', or else not notice, and get pulled later. Hopefully.

I don't spend too much time scheming about revenge tactics anymore, now that I know about brine shrimp.

9/17/2008 4:03:37 PM

well we just got a parking notice today saying there is a parking problem and towing will be enforced...so maybe that will work....MAYBE.

9/17/2008 10:04:42 PM

that's just such a downer after all the ingenuity in this thread

9/17/2008 10:25:29 PM

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"epoxy the windshield wipers to the windshield. write "fuck you" in rain-x on windshield."

ahahahaha I love this one.

9/17/2008 10:26:02 PM

cut off their eyelids and feed them sleeping pills...


oh wait... the car...

9/18/2008 12:09:48 AM

this thread reminds me of the hilarious revenge a buddy and I got on a flaming douchegasm a couple years ago...


this guy kept double-parking his riced civic in my friend's complex where there isn't even enough parking for the residents, and after numerous notes and calls to the landlord nothing happened...so one night after getting pretty schlammered at his place we went outside and picked the rear end up, moved it a few inches, picked the front end up, moved it a few inches, and repeated over and over until we'd moved it over the curb and wedged it between two trees. no way the guy could move the car without a friend or two to help him pull it back out.

left a note on his windshield that said "sucks when some asshole makes you late, doesn't it?" Those are the kinds of things I really wish we could put a camera on to catch the reaction.

9/18/2008 2:42:58 AM

see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass Larry

9/18/2008 9:55:23 AM

kill them.

I'm walls1441 and i approved this message.

9/18/2008 7:51:35 PM

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"write "fuck you" in rain-x on windshield.""

I like this.


I will use this.

9/18/2008 7:54:51 PM

^ yeah I can think of a couple of people to prank using this method

9/18/2008 9:25:45 PM

I finally saw that movie the other day

Rain X idea is best, subtle and they will be like

9/19/2008 6:40:03 AM