every time I ever saw the cast lose it was because of fucking jimmy fallon, he couldn't keep a straight face for shit. fucking amateur.

[Edited on October 10, 2008 at 3:16 PM. Reason : .]

10/10/2008 3:15:40 PM

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

CAROL BURNETT?

10/10/2008 3:16:45 PM

Quote :

"Do they play these old SNL episodes anymore?"

No.

When Comedy Central had the rights to SNL reruns, they ran the great ones from the 80s and 90s...but now E only plays shitty recent episodes.

10/10/2008 4:13:32 PM

Yeah, Comedy Central really fucked up when they lost that. It actually made for pretty good filler material 6+ hours a day.

10/10/2008 4:14:28 PM

kafox actually wrote them a complaint letter about dropping SNL for Mad TV. They sent him one back saying they thought it fit their audience.

[Edited on October 10, 2008 at 4:23 PM. Reason : .]

10/10/2008 4:22:17 PM

10/10/2008 4:26:34 PM

when tim meadows played OJ and diagramed a play and spelled "i did it"

10/10/2008 4:36:27 PM

Jingleheimer Junction

http://www.broadcaster.com/clip/623

10/10/2008 6:18:47 PM

COLON BLOW

10/11/2008 4:33:43 AM

hehe

[Edited on October 11, 2008 at 4:33 AM. Reason : hehe]

10/11/2008 4:33:43 AM

THE MOLECULAR MAN

http://www.yikers.com/video_conan_is_the_molecular_man.html

[Edited on October 11, 2008 at 4:51 AM. Reason : is the robot he's fighting in the beginning the same one from the old glory insurance commercial?]

10/11/2008 4:51:05 AM

what was the skit where it was will ferrell and ben stiller . . . ben stiller was made to make out with will ferrell in a club and wear a dog collar and eat from a dog bowl while will keeps saying "yeah . . yeah you eat like that. you eat like that"

it was the same skit as "the H. is O."

10/11/2008 10:15:59 AM

^ glenn fry, that skit is hilarious
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/933549/

10/11/2008 10:38:02 AM

YES!!!!
thxu

10/11/2008 10:51:37 AM

oh shit

how did i forget astronaut jones

10/11/2008 10:54:13 AM

i liked the seinfeld history class sketch

it was spot-on


http://www.jibjab.com/view/131439
chris farley lol

[Edited on October 11, 2008 at 11:02 AM. Reason : ]

10/11/2008 11:02:05 AM

The Baby and the German Intellectual

http://bkmarcus.com/blog/images/TV/GIB/



"Why are you playing wis zis greasy potato chip bag!?!

BEHOLD ZE POWER OF ZE FLOATING CITY!!!!"

[Edited on October 11, 2008 at 12:16 PM. Reason : ]

10/11/2008 12:15:40 PM

sean connery's finest in celebrity jeopardy..."suck on it Trebek...suck it long...suck it hard"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etmHaeaNsCw

10/11/2008 5:36:58 PM

bill brasky had a 4-day heart attack
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-510117720181950024

10/11/2008 8:15:59 PM

Bobby Moynihan's debut on SNL. CAN'T YOU SMELL THAT PEPPER?
http://www.ucbcomedy.com/videos/play/2692

10/11/2008 9:33:11 PM

Grayson Moorhead Securities



The Tradition Endures -

AG:
We will take our client's money and invest it. Part of the profit
we will keep for ourselves; the rest we will give to the client.

- A Tradition of Security -

We will make a list of our clients and how much money each of them
has given us to invest. We will keep this list in a safe place. If
we have time we will make a copy of the list in case something happens
to the first list.

- A Tradition of Listening -

Listen to your client. It's the only way to know what he's saying.

- A Tradition of Trust -

If a client is talking and you're not listening and he notices and
he accuses you of not listening, just say, "Sure I've been listening,
I've heard every word you've said." If he then says, "All right, tell
me what I've been talking about," just say, "You've been talking about
your investments. Which stocks to buy and so on." That way the client
will think you've been listening even though you haven't.

- A Tradition of Integrity -

We will invest only in white-owned businesses.

Not all of Arthur Grayson's principles are followed today, but at
Grayson Moorhead we still believe in the basics.

Don't leave the client's money lying around. Keep it in a safe place.
For example: where we keep the list.

To Arthur Grayson, there was no substitute for knowing the market.

Clients will rely on us for market expertise. If the day ever comes
when a client knows more about the market than we do, copy him. Do
what he does.

- Writing Brokers' Names on Slips of Paper -

Once a year, we will write each broker's name on a slip of paper and
then place the slips in a hat. Each broker will then draw a slip of
paper from the hat. He will buy a gift for the broker whose name he
his drawn. He will be that broker's Secret Santa.

- Drawing Again -

If a broker draws his own name from the hat, he will draw again.

- Taking Special Care -

We must take special care of the list with each client's name and the
amount of money he has invested. If we were to lose that list, we
would be ruined.

- If My Wife Calls -

If my wife calls white I'm in shagging my secretary, tell her I'm
at a board meeting. That way I'll be able to continue shagging my
secretary without my wife knowing about it.

- the tradition continues... -

If my wife were to find out about me and my secretary; that would be bad.
As bad as losing the list.

10/11/2008 9:40:26 PM

aha i loved that

it was like that Dean Witter stuff

10/11/2008 9:53:01 PM

turd furgeson

10/12/2008 5:43:56 PM

http://www.clownpenis.fart

10/12/2008 6:14:38 PM

Can I ask you a secret?

Is your smeller broke?

Because it is overwhelming the smell of pepper up in here!

10/12/2008 6:31:07 PM

I'M BRIAN FELLOWS

THAT GOAT'S EYES ARE WEIRD

10/12/2008 6:31:46 PM

http://www.hulu.com/watch/16771/saturday-night-live-snl-digital-short-iran-so-far#s-p1-sa-i3

Andy Samberg, with the help of Adam Levine of Maroon 5, professes his love for Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, the President of Iran, in a song. Mahmoud is portrayed by Fred Armisen, who looks almost exactly like him. Jake Gyllenhaal has a small, but funny cameo. They have little kids singing the chorus which pokes fun at the music videos that do such. It has a sample from Aphex Twin's song Avril 14th.

10/12/2008 9:36:25 PM

fuzzy memories with jack handey

10/12/2008 10:47:51 PM

or deep thoughts

10/12/2008 10:50:10 PM

Quote :

"Andy Samberg, with the help of Adam Levine of Maroon 5, professes his love for Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, the President of Iran, in a song. Mahmoud is portrayed by Fred Armisen, who looks almost exactly like him. Jake Gyllenhaal has a small, but funny cameo. They have little kids singing the chorus which pokes fun at the music videos that do such. It has a sample from Aphex Twin's song Avril 14th."

was this written by a Briton?

10/12/2008 10:51:00 PM

Quote :

"Bobby Moynihan's debut on SNL. CAN'T YOU SMELL THAT PEPPER?"

[NO]

10/12/2008 10:53:27 PM

i assumed that post was sarcastic up there about that pepper one



i like the thing with mike myers where he is dressed up like a communist or something in all black and they have that black and white film

WHORE...NUN......WHORENUN

10/12/2008 11:03:12 PM

^ sprockets



[Edited on October 12, 2008 at 11:09 PM. Reason : YA]

10/12/2008 11:08:16 PM

ANTS! ANTS! ANTS!
dieter's dream
http://www.zippyvideos.com/2176118113851236/snl_-_sprockets_-_dieters_dream_-_mike_myers/

10/12/2008 11:17:32 PM

Dear Sister
http://www.hilarious.net/dear-sister-snl-digital-short/

10/13/2008 12:22:24 AM

http://www.hulu.com/watch/3560/saturday-night-live-jarrets-room#s-p73-st-i0
http://www.hulu.com/watch/19309/saturday-night-live-simon#s-p61-st-i0
http://www.hulu.com/watch/4194/saturday-night-live-the-bensonhurst-dating-game#s-p53-st-i0
http://www.hulu.com/watch/4186/saturday-night-live-the-chris-farley-show#s-p53-st-i0
http://www.hulu.com/watch/3531/saturday-night-live-the-sinatra-group#s-p41-st-i0
http://www.hulu.com/watch/4171/saturday-night-live-bill-swerkskis-super-fans#s-p31-st-i0
http://www.hulu.com/watch/4162/saturday-night-live-chess-tournament#s-p31-st-i0
http://www.hulu.com/watch/19051/saturday-night-live-brian-fellows-safari-planet#s-p15-st-i0

10/13/2008 2:21:20 AM

Quote :

"Chet Harper: Thank you, Stuart! Latest talk is that David Robinson is over the hill. But in my book, you gotta get to Whitecastle before the weirdos show up! Tonight at the Alamodome, he gets Happy-Go-Jackie on the big white guy like a donkey eating a waffle! Sweet Sassy Molassey! Get out the checkbook and pay grandma for the rubdown as the Spurs beat the Heat, 86-79! Stuart!"

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=25029

10/17/2008 6:13:27 PM

I adore the census skit.

also, Hot Air Balloon Mystery Theater was awesome.

10/18/2008 12:13:09 AM

10/18/2008 2:26:25 AM

[Edited on October 18, 2008 at 2:32 AM. Reason : f]

10/18/2008 2:30:08 AM

10/18/2008 2:30:58 AM

Census and cutting crew are great. also love the jeffrey's skit and the Grayson Moorhead.

One i didnt see mentioned was the christopher lowell knockoff with john goodman.


also i love the one where will ferrell is wearing the Ohio sweater and he starts talking about his frat bother who fell off the porch and starts singing the Peter Gabriel song. HE LOVED THAT SONG COLIN

10/18/2008 2:51:28 AM

HAMBONE!!!!!

10/18/2008 3:25:47 AM

Forgot this gem.

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93rbench.phtml

10/20/2008 12:07:17 AM

he was the COOLEST
you don't EVEN KNOW

10/20/2008 12:18:58 AM

The Sarcastic Clapping Family of Southhampton.

10/20/2008 12:23:55 AM

Amazing Time Savers pasta maker

small quote
Janet Miles: This I have to see! Now, this is a complicated process. Right, Richard?

Richard Hayden: No. My pasta-maker is easy to operate, because the directions are easy to follow.

Janet Miles: Well, we've heard that before: you buy an appliance with easy-to-follow directions, and you get it home, and you need a Ph.D to figure it out. Usually, this "easy direction" stuff is a big lie.. like the Holocaust! [ the phones ring wild, and the bulbs light up on the map ] Now, are your directions really easy to follow? Or is it just another Holocaust-type scam?

Richard Hayden: [ dumbfounded by Janet's statements ] Uh.. they're, uh.. they're, uh.. easy to follow.. they, uh.. involve, uh.. three easy steps..

Janet Miles: Well, does the audience want to see these three easy steps to good-tasting pasta?

Quote :

""

10/20/2008 3:06:15 PM

^

The second time that was done with Kanye West was hilarious!

10/20/2008 5:16:03 PM