your happy trail takes the scenic route through belly button canyon

10/23/2008 10:52:52 AM

OH, SO NOW YOU GO AND CHANGE THE STORY SON?

10/23/2008 10:53:15 AM

haha...eww

10/23/2008 10:53:16 AM

10/23/2008 10:53:34 AM

Yetiporof made me bust out laughing while talking to a client on the phone! hahaha

10/23/2008 10:56:08 AM

I once dated this really hot Persian chick.

We hooked up once, and she had nipple hair.

It grossed me out to the point where I dipped and completely disappeared.


Saw her a few years later, seemed to have taken care of that issue.

10/23/2008 10:57:37 AM

OH blah...every girl has the nipple hair.....just not every girl takes care of it

10/23/2008 10:58:17 AM

aaaahhh grody

10/23/2008 10:58:24 AM

^^ DAMN SON, WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE TO TELL US THAT SHIT SON? I WOULD HAVE PREFERRED TO LIVE MY LIFE WITHOUT SUCH KNOWLEDGE SON.

10/23/2008 10:59:35 AM

EL OH EL I didn't say nipple turf!

Just randoms that need a plucking.

10/23/2008 11:00:31 AM

i try to remain mostly hairless from the neck down

shaving what needs to be shaved....plucking what needs to be plucked


i just really hate body hair


and hairy men gross me out

what i really hate is when you have a guy that starts out not so hairy but in time gets hairier and hairier

that's my equivalent of a woman letting herself go...it falls out of their head and sprouts everywhere else

[Edited on October 23, 2008 at 11:03 AM. Reason : dasfa]

10/23/2008 11:01:38 AM

i used to be accused of shaving my legs and arms


i'm blond and relatively hairless

except for the chin. the goat stays so long as genetics battles athletics over the double chin.

10/23/2008 11:02:32 AM

haha. yeti- you owe me a new keyboard now. This one has water on it.

10/23/2008 11:07:17 AM

this will be the first year...well...ever

that i won't be celebrating my birthday

[Edited on October 23, 2008 at 11:45 AM. Reason : at least like i normally do]

10/23/2008 11:44:30 AM

10/23/2008 11:45:29 AM

what's normal?

going to east village and getting hammered then following some sophomore to his central campus dorm?

10/23/2008 11:46:12 AM

i have never done that

[Edited on October 23, 2008 at 11:47 AM. Reason : just generally going out with a shit load of friends and getting hammered]

10/23/2008 11:46:37 AM

oh damn. more water on the keyboard

10/23/2008 11:46:58 AM

east campus dorm*

We can celebrate your birthday!!!!

10/23/2008 11:47:49 AM

hmm..the miami game is that weekend. But you don't like football.

10/23/2008 11:50:49 AM

WHATUP P TITTY?

10/23/2008 12:02:33 PM

NOT MUCH SON

10/23/2008 12:05:52 PM

10/23/2008 12:08:36 PM

10/23/2008 12:25:07 PM

36 more days and I am 32 Almost 40 YO! Can't wait to be called sir every two seconds in public and whatnot

10/23/2008 12:57:12 PM

Quote :

"WHO THE FUCK IS "SABBTURBO" AND WHERE IN THE FUCK IS MY CRACK ROCK YOU FUCKING METRO. I GAVE YOU THE MONEY SON, NOW WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ROCK?"

10/23/2008 12:57:46 PM

YOUR MONEY IS AT YOUR FAVORITE HANG OUT - THE METRO STATION.

10/23/2008 12:58:34 PM

I ALREADY GAVE YOU THE FUCKING MONEY. I WANT MY GOD DAMNED ROCK OF CRACK COCAINE MOTHERFUCKER.

10/23/2008 1:01:22 PM

I BAKEDED YOU A ROCK BUT I SMOKEDED IT.

10/23/2008 1:04:07 PM

GOD DAMMIT SON.

10/23/2008 1:18:12 PM

now it's 14

11/10/2008 3:35:58 PM

14 DAYS UNTIL SHE GIVES ME A CRACK ROCK GUYS!!!!

11/10/2008 3:37:25 PM

no crack rocks

11/10/2008 3:40:44 PM

is that gonna be another liquor tuesday or maybe a liquor monday?

11/10/2008 3:43:24 PM

it'll be tuesday

so technically it's still 15 days away but this day is nearly over


and i don't know what i'll be drinking

11/10/2008 3:44:13 PM

yea...i'd def do ya

11/10/2008 3:47:26 PM