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12/13/2008 2:16:36 PM

dancing takes place with the right combination of drunk white people and motown singles from before 1971, particularly "bernadette"

12/13/2008 3:40:58 PM

i generally hate dancing anyway


so i was ok with it


i really wanted to shoot pool though

12/13/2008 3:42:03 PM

pool almost always requires winning the table

and on a night like that, there's a line of 3-5 guys at all times

12/13/2008 3:42:45 PM

i could flash a boob or something

12/13/2008 3:43:15 PM

wouldn't help

12/13/2008 3:43:43 PM

you underestimate the power of b00bies

12/13/2008 3:44:44 PM

perhaps

but i've seen it happen and it hasn't helped

and the quality was decent

12/13/2008 3:45:25 PM

were the dudes gay?

12/13/2008 3:47:44 PM

apparently they just really like pool

12/13/2008 3:48:28 PM

no

they're black dudes in their 60s and they show up at 10:30 and play pool all night, with the occasional piercing shop owner thrown in (and he sees boobs ten times a day)

even boobs can't alter their reason for being there

papa tuck might let you play, but then he'd tell you nonthreatening but vaguely creepy dirty jokes for the rest of the night

12/13/2008 3:49:00 PM

i'm just kidding


i wouldn't flash my boob anyway


i'm not that kind of girl

12/13/2008 3:50:05 PM

that's what they all say. kinda like the ones who say they're never drinking again.

12/13/2008 3:52:49 PM

you've never heard me say that

12/13/2008 3:53:38 PM

i, however, will play requests for boob flashes

and fyi, the women's bathroom in situated in such a way as to allow the occupant to flash the DJ without anyone else seeing

with that said, it has to be something i have, because no amount of boobs could get me to play linkin park

12/13/2008 3:55:07 PM

oh damn....does that mean you saw my butt last night

12/13/2008 3:57:29 PM

no

this is only when the door is open

my roommate always flashes me when she's coming out of there, for example

12/13/2008 3:58:41 PM

Jackpot patrons even think that it's a shit hole.

12/13/2008 3:59:20 PM

oh ok


i did notice there is a hole in the one bathroom door

i don't remember which one but i think it was the men's room....which i was going to use if the line was too long for the ladie's room because i was about to pee on myself like a toddler

[Edited on December 13, 2008 at 4:02 PM. Reason : i don't know why i put "didn't know"...that's not even close to "did notice"]

12/13/2008 4:00:11 PM

Quote :

"Jackpot patrons even think that it's a shit hole."

of course it is...that's why we love it

keeps the mouth breathers in the untucked dress shirts away

^ it's the men's with the hole in the door...there's no seat and the sink doesn't work

12/13/2008 4:02:53 PM

does that mean i have to tuck my shirt in next time...

and what if i have a cold...i have to breath through my mouth when i have a cold




[Edited on December 13, 2008 at 4:08 PM. Reason : asdf]

12/13/2008 4:08:02 PM

you know very well what i meant, miss.

12/13/2008 4:09:04 PM

tr00


i just wanted another reason to post in this thread

12/13/2008 4:09:55 PM

we could talk about whether or not i play deerhunter too frequently

12/13/2008 4:10:43 PM

well do you?

12/13/2008 4:11:43 PM

i feel like i do

but "nothing ever happened" is far and away the best song of the year

so i dunno

12/13/2008 4:15:04 PM

you guys keep this up, you're going to get your own rambling thread

12/13/2008 4:15:18 PM

it's funny how that works

i've never talked to him before in my life that i recall


but i'm in the same bar as him for 20 minutes and now we are e-best friends

12/13/2008 4:16:41 PM

well i'm really talking to myself probably

because i'm willing to put $5 on the fact that you've never heard the song in question

but still, good times

12/13/2008 4:18:44 PM

gah....i'm not that uncultured

12/13/2008 4:20:02 PM

i mean it....

12/13/2008 4:20:58 PM

then i owe you $5 and the finest air-keyboarding to the end of "nothing ever happened" you've ever seen

12/13/2008 4:23:53 PM

i'm curious though

after joel's comment about not being able to picture me in jackpot...


tell me what your perception of me is just from seeing me briefly last night...if you didn't know anything at all about me....

you can start with what song you would think i would request and go from there

[Edited on December 13, 2008 at 4:25 PM. Reason : you can keep the $5...i really just looked it up on youtube and listened to it ]

12/13/2008 4:24:58 PM

damn, now i REALLY need to visit jackpot over break. i fucking love "nothing ever happened", though i would argue the intro + "agoraphobia" as well as "saved by old times" are just as good.

and don't even get me started on weird era cont'd.

12/13/2008 4:26:38 PM

I'm willing to go to this place based solely on the fact Frantisek and Josef have been spotted there.

12/13/2008 4:29:51 PM

hmm

i'd say some incubus song

but i don't know the names of any so i don't know which one

the perception doesn't go much past tww persona + red pants + zebra heels, though

12/13/2008 4:30:26 PM

haha...i don't know that i've ever listened to incubus before....



ok...i just didn't know if you would think "oh damn...what the fuck is that girl doing in here"...


i mean...i'm pretty white trash

12/13/2008 4:33:28 PM

i'm not saying i didn't think that

i'm just saying that thinking that is not a big deal...we move on

12/13/2008 4:34:46 PM

I've been drinking in some pretty shady hole in the wall nasty ass places, that's what I'm gathering about this place based on previous posts. A shithole that plays college radio type tunes instead of the general cowboy motif.

12/13/2008 4:34:48 PM

yeah...i'd say that's a fair assumption


it wasn't as sketchy as the biker bar i used to work at


but sorta reminded me of it...just with younger people and different music

12/13/2008 4:36:16 PM

we used to run those damn pool tables, owned that shit

12/13/2008 4:36:25 PM

i guess most people peg me as the longbranch/city limits type


although i utterly abhor both of those establishments

12/13/2008 4:38:07 PM

it's a shithole, but it's not shady

and it has a badass pinball machine

and, once again, the best DJs in town

12/13/2008 4:40:36 PM

sometimes jen will roll in after she's been at another (read: classier) bar, and she's dressed for said bar, and i laugh for like 30 seconds

but then we move on

12/13/2008 4:41:44 PM

I just moved back to Raleigh last month after being gone 5 years, I might check it out.

12/13/2008 4:42:29 PM

hahaha....

i don't think i've ever been to a classy bar



last night was just a rarity because i had my office christmas party...i got looked at funny every where i went


but come to think of it...that's normally the case

12/13/2008 4:43:44 PM

I picture you drinking out of a big jug with XXX written on it on some porch

12/13/2008 4:44:47 PM

now that HAS happened

12/13/2008 4:45:25 PM

granny clampett's recipe

12/13/2008 4:46:02 PM

shit that will take the rust off a bumper

12/13/2008 4:47:35 PM