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12/27/2008 2:50:49 PM

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"I'm sorry that most drivers don't actually see the "delivery fee", but they need to talk to their managers about the store stealing their tips/ "

the delivery fee is like a dollar anyway. that is still a horrible tip.

talking to the managers seems like a quick and easy way to lose one's job.

[Edited on December 27, 2008 at 3:04 PM. Reason : .]

12/27/2008 3:03:41 PM

my delivery fee was $2 which is alot when your order is only $4.99 i had to add other shit on it just to justify that

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12/27/2008 3:31:34 PM

delivery fee = no tip

12/27/2008 3:44:00 PM

this thread reads like deadbeats taking advantage of other deadbeats who happen to work at the pizza restaurant.

12/27/2008 5:52:05 PM

Delivery fee = very little tip.

Sucks for the drivers, but you know what, I'm not going to tack on a normal tip plus another $1.50 "delivery fee" for a $12 pizza, that's almost 15% right there. Too fucking bad if they don't see it, it still comes out of my pocket.

Oh, and before you go on about what a dick I am, I tip like crazy to bartenders and cocktail waitresses, and I tip very well to servers.

[Edited on December 27, 2008 at 6:10 PM. Reason : adfasdf]

12/27/2008 6:09:06 PM

At my PJs, delivery fee went up to $2 when gas was real bad. Now, gas has gone back down, and delivery fee is still $2. That's cool and all, but we used to get $1.20/delivery, and now for some reason we only get $1.10. Why the fuck is the store making more money for gas going down? Either way though, I'm getting like 2/3 of a gallon of gas per delivery and not using nearly that much.

But I tip above and beyond, usually like $4-5 on a pizza order (which I usually just take myself) but like 20% for bartenders and 25-30% for waitresses.

[Edited on December 27, 2008 at 6:18 PM. Reason : uhh not way above and beyond i guess]

12/27/2008 6:17:44 PM

I tip everyone 20%, regardless of what i am tipping them for.

except strippers of course

12/27/2008 6:20:16 PM

this is standardized, it's pretty simple

10% poor service
15% average service
20% perfect service, or for groups of 6 or more.

you buy a pizza. it's $12.00 + $2.00 delivery fee
(papa john's has $2 fee, i just ordered some last week)

$2.00 to me is a surcharge that they are paying the delivery guy anyways. So this is how I do the math.

$12.00 * 15% = $1.80, $14.00 * 15% = $2.10, they charge a $2.00 delivery fee, so really I shouldn't pay them anything, but I usually give them $2 on top of that. I never pay more than $4 more than the price of carryout, to me it's just not worth it to drive 2-3 miles.

12/27/2008 6:39:56 PM

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"So, since delivery fees for pizza places are $1 (or at the most $2, although I've never seen that...,) and since you know the delivery fee doesn't go to the driver, then why don't you tip like this:"

if the fee was $1 or 2 it wouldn't matter. the places I ordered from had a fee of $3-5. thanks for the warnings about dick pizza though, I'll be sure to keep it in mind the one or 2 times a year I waste money on delivery .

I understand that pizza delivery is a shitty job, but there's no one stopping you from going to a place that doesn't take money from you.

12/27/2008 11:41:10 PM

^ If it was $2 it wouldn't matter but at $3 is where you draw the line?

12/28/2008 12:09:29 AM

that shit is like 2 stamps bitch

12/28/2008 12:14:53 AM

this thread provides so much insight into the human race

there are a lot of people i would not be friends with in this thread

12/28/2008 12:37:34 AM

i got a feeling me and you would be friends

12/28/2008 12:56:59 AM

dnl dude not in my thread. get your own

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12/28/2008 12:57:37 AM

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"How much do you tip"

I usually tell them just the tip.... then I go ahead and stick the whole thing in.

12/28/2008 1:15:33 AM

ask odell

12/28/2008 1:18:41 AM

tipping on takeout/to-go orders is laughable.

12/28/2008 2:37:01 AM

a lot

12/28/2008 2:37:58 AM

depends on guestimated time accuracy and if they can find my hidden house....usually i tip 5 bucks on any order....never over 25

12/28/2008 2:39:30 AM

HEY LISTEN
i'll just put the tip in.
that way, no one gets preggo and i aint gotta fuck with condoms ALRIGHT?
all riiiiiight

12/28/2008 2:43:36 AM

^virgin

12/28/2008 2:57:54 AM

says the guy who's got 5k posts on a msg board
AMIRITE
burnin like herp

12/28/2008 2:59:32 AM

usually around 20% unless circumstances are bullshit/extremely good.

12/28/2008 3:03:52 AM

i usually tip like 300 percent at hooters cos' the girls like me and want to date me and they give me extra ranch with my wings.

12/28/2008 3:04:56 AM

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"^ If it was $2 it wouldn't matter but at $3 is where you draw the line?"

I don't see what's so hard to follow. If I'm getting delivery, I have $4 or 5 to pay for the delivery itself.
If the place doesn't dick over its drivers, then said driver gets at least a 20% tip. If part of the delivery money is stolen by the business, then the driver gets a smaller tip.

12/28/2008 10:45:07 AM

I follow. You dick over the drivers because the company they work for also dicks them over.

12/31/2008 12:27:39 AM

What about for a cab ride that is about 10 miles or less....and a return ride home? What's a decent tip for that?

12/31/2008 12:28:48 AM

^ 15% of the fare.

12/31/2008 12:30:55 AM

ttt

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