SAFETY SECOND!

VENGEANCE FIRST!

3/4/2009 2:20:31 AM

hey evan, are you involved w/ ems or something?

3/4/2009 2:23:35 AM

^^damn straight

i don't really care why someone is in my way, but i will find a way to get past them.

like the dumbass retirement home that has locked doors and the security guard that was supposed to let us in to save the woman that was about to code because of a chf flareup was asleep and did not come to meet us...

...he showed up right as we were about to break the damn door open with the spreader

^no

3/4/2009 2:24:48 AM

its the same fat fucks who waddle into walmart, get on the motorized scooter carts, and buy 20 liters of coke, 8 frozen dinners, and 10 bags of chips.

Fuck if i'm paying their healthcare costs.

3/4/2009 2:27:30 AM

Wal-Mart has motorized scooter-carts now?

3/4/2009 2:27:49 AM

they are located next to the lard

3/4/2009 2:31:41 AM

3/4/2009 5:06:32 AM

Fire Lane ASSHOLES

3/4/2009 5:18:27 AM

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"its the same fat fucks who waddle into walmart, get on the motorized scooter carts, and buy 20 liters of coke, 8 frozen dinners, and 10 bags of chips. Fuck if i'm paying their healthcare costs."

This pisses me off so much, it makes me scream.
If this healthcare bullshit the socialists, er, I mean, demopublicans-&-republicrats want actually happens -- and I have to pay even one penny for the healthcare costs of these fat irresponsible losers, I'm selling my house, my cars, buying a ton of guns and survivalist equipment, faking my death, and then..... well... forgive me if I don't say what comes next.

I help people. I give to worthy charities. I voluntarily pick up litter. I love children and respect the elderly. I am a good person, but I will be god damned if the government forces me to pay for costs incurred by those that are irresponsible.

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"Roll some shopping carts in front and behind the car"

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"a car is easily moved if there is a fire 14 shopping carts and a car? not so much"

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"i can honestly say that i will do so next time i see a mothafucka doin this"

I will do this. Great idea. I fucking hate those irresponsible shitfucks that park there. Oh, and Woodfoot, they'll smash whatever is in the way... a few shopping carts is like tumbleweed to them.

[Edited on March 4, 2009 at 5:42 AM. Reason : ]

3/4/2009 5:38:50 AM

I have done this before, and it's not about being lazy. It's about being in a irrational state of hurriedness.

When you're jazzing and getting shit done, every second counts. You save time by not having to walk through the parking lot and also not having to park your car or back it out. Sure, it's thirty or forty seconds, but it's time, and it feels so good to save it.

I also think I'm better than everybody else.

3/4/2009 5:50:26 AM

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"If this healthcare bullshit the socialists, er, I mean, demopublicans-&-republicrats want actually happens -- and I have to pay even one penny for the healthcare costs of these fat irresponsible losers, I'm selling my house, my cars, buying a ton of guns and survivalist equipment, faking my death, and then..... well... forgive me if I don't say what comes next."

Most public health care schemes in other countries have penalties for "voluntary obesity" I guess you could call it built into the system. I would be surprised if the US didn't do the same.

^ I have never been in such a hurry that I felt it was okay to be that guy

[Edited on March 4, 2009 at 5:55 AM. Reason : .]

3/4/2009 5:54:37 AM

^^ It was clearly not her fault. She, like most Americans, are pawns of the advertising industry. If anything, parking spots should be put in front of the store, so we don't inconvenience the underrepresented harried class.


Then, when stores burn down because the fire department can't get close enough, or kids get killed because they pop out between parked cars and their soft pink bodies get smeared on the asphalt, we'll blame the grocery store owners for being so irresponsible.

3/4/2009 8:00:23 AM

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"whenever i see people do this, i will go out of my way to call them out on it usually they're too embarrassed to say anything in their defense "

bullshit you do.

3/4/2009 8:04:36 AM

evan is the definition of an internet tough guy. on the street I'm sure he's the same dumpy, stuttering, keeps-to-himself type as all the other internet tough guys

3/4/2009 8:08:15 AM

You ever been called out by a fat gay man? Anyone who went to Enloe in the late 90s and remembers Robbie can assure you that being called out by a fat white gay man who thinks he's a fat black woman is not a pleasant experience.

3/4/2009 8:24:36 AM

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"Do you want fatties making those two people's handicap spots unavailable?"

They should have special parking spots for the obese. Instead of right next to the store they should be a minimum of 0.5 miles away from the nearest entrance.

3/4/2009 8:34:56 AM

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"Roll some shopping carts in front and behind the car"

misión completa
woman parked in the fire lane in front of harris teeter
put carts in front of and behind her car as well as placing a note ON her windshield, not under the wiper blades
(as in, i was very careful not to touch her car in any way)

i drove around and parked in the parking lot near blockbuster, she came out a minute or so later, read the note, and stormed back inside

i can only imagine how much the manager is trying not to laugh
"so... you're complaining because someone asked you not to park in the fire lane... you ARE aware that parking there is illegal, correct?"

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"they'll smash whatever is in the way... a few shopping carts is like tumbleweed to them."

ding ding ding

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"bullshit you do."

i just did, but i did so more passively aggressive than i normally do
i'm not ever mean about it, i just remind people that doing so is illegal and ask them not to do it again. at that point, most people are embarrassed enough that they just say sorry and get in their car. if they start getting bitchy, then i continue with my diatribe.

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"evan is the definition of an internet tough guy. on the street I'm sure he's the same dumpy, stuttering, keeps-to-himself type as all the other internet tough guys"

i don't think we've ever met

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"You ever been called out by a fat gay man? Anyone who went to Enloe in the late 90s and remembers Robbie can assure you that being called out by a fat white gay man who thinks he's a fat black woman is not a pleasant experience."

this is true, but i'm not a flaming homo, nor do i think i'm a black woman. this does not apply in my situation.

3/7/2009 2:28:57 AM

the last time i went to harris teeter there was a cop parked in the fire lane--he was black

[Edited on March 7, 2009 at 2:43 AM. Reason : yes, he was grocery shopping]

3/7/2009 2:42:25 AM

next time that happens, take note of the number on the back of the car as well as the date and time which you saw it.

then, call the non-emergency rescom line and tell them.

3/7/2009 2:43:54 AM

Sometimes I park in the fire lane.

I would piss in your fucking face if you called me out on it.

3/7/2009 2:45:13 AM

^that would be considered assault, son. also take note that most, if not all, grocery stores have security cameras outside.

i also hope that you're content with the fact that you're a fucking asshole for parking in the fire lane.

3/7/2009 2:46:11 AM

Hey man I figured you would like that shit. Just doing you a favor.

3/7/2009 2:48:08 AM

sorry, but i don't enjoy getting pissed on.

3/7/2009 2:48:57 AM

did you take pictures?

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"evan: pictures will be taken brah"

3/7/2009 2:50:18 AM

sadly, i did not.

i remembered that i said i would whilst in the process of doing so... but i left my phone at home

i will do so next time, though - i am rarely without my phone.

3/7/2009 2:51:04 AM

upend the carts next time, too.

3/7/2009 2:52:37 AM

i thought about doing that but i wasn't sure how much time i had before she cam eback out

i think i got the point across.

although i'm glad i left the note, otherwise i think she would have just been like "wtf?" and moved the carts out of her way.

it said

"hey:
next time, let's try harder not to park in the fire lane.
thanks."

3/7/2009 2:54:04 AM

for greater e-fame, make sure to send the pics to http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/

3/7/2009 2:55:10 AM

didn't even think about that, and i read that blog every day

3/7/2009 2:55:38 AM

Passive agressive bullshit.

Why the fuck would I be shopping at a grocery store on fire?

3/7/2009 2:56:19 AM

...

3/7/2009 2:57:18 AM

I think the ladder trucks and water wagons can take care of themselves, think about the ambulances

3/7/2009 2:58:25 AM

^haha yeah, take one look at raleigh ladder 1 and your car looks like an ant.

3/7/2009 2:59:28 AM

until there are photos, its all talk, brah

3/7/2009 4:05:49 AM

I applaud you evan

3/7/2009 4:34:17 AM

^^the building right next to that is where i used to live. i got used to the sirens after a couple months. those guys were always out playin some volleyball

3/7/2009 6:00:27 AM

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"if you can get in the car and drive, you don't need special parking. "

I disagree. My father-in-law had a massive stroke several years ago that left him completely paralyzed on his left side. With special adaptations, he is able to drive a car and went through some pretty rigorous testing to ensure that he is safe behind the wheel. Unfortunately, he is still paralyzed on his left side. He can walk with the aid of a leg brace and cane, but it is extremely difficult and tiring for him. If he had to park too far away from the front door, he wouldn't be able to make it inside.

3/7/2009 9:09:22 AM

lol i love these threads where they ask a 95% Caucasian board about black "tendencies"

ask them

ask em why their black ass is parked in the spithotfiayah lane

and no i didn't waste my time reading the 3 pages before i replied just incase I'm reiterating what one of the other 4 black people on here might have said

that being said when I'm at the post office in AFC i always park in the fire lane



[Edited on March 7, 2009 at 9:14 AM. Reason : .]

3/7/2009 9:12:23 AM

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"http://that being said when I'm at the post office in AFC i always park in the fire lane"

...so what you're saying is.....this is accurate?

[Edited on March 7, 2009 at 9:27 AM. Reason : quotes]

3/7/2009 9:27:27 AM

post office != food dawg

i think its moreso i'm in and out vs me being black

3/7/2009 10:49:30 AM

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"and I have to pay even one penny for the healthcare costs of these fat irresponsible losers, I'm selling my house, my cars, buying a ton of guns and survivalist equipment, faking my death, and then..... well... forgive me if I don't say what comes next. "

Amen!

3/7/2009 1:30:28 PM

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"Parking in the fire lane is the symptom. Laziness is the cause. The same laziness that leads them to park in the fire lane, an act which they think makes their own lives easier, is the reason they will never get ahead in life. If anything you should feel sorry for them. --Skack"

2009 TDUB HIDDEN GEMS NOMINEE.

3/7/2009 2:55:44 PM

I'm sad evan didn't take pics.

3/11/2009 7:21:05 AM

probably because it never happened.

3/11/2009 8:34:39 AM

i think he probably did. he's a gay and all, but he doesnt look like your typical tww pipsqueak. he seems like a big enough guy where he wouldn't be scared to call someone out/fuck with someone.


i never park in the fire lane, partly because i just KNOW that i'd end up being one of the only 6 people ever towed from one.... and mainly cause i'm not a douche.

i DO park in the "people with kids" space even when i dont have kids with me though. fuck that space, its not legal i dont think

oh, and i also park parallel to the curb at some gas stations, depending on the layout and how much space is left with my car there, etc.

3/11/2009 8:42:42 AM

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"Some doctors hand out the rearview tags like candy for minor things"

like a stutter?

3/11/2009 8:43:35 AM

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"i DO park in the "people with kids" space even when i dont have kids with me though. fuck that space, its not legal i dont think"

Yeah, fuck that space.

3/11/2009 8:48:12 AM

smart people dont take toddlers into the store anyway (if they can help it, of course)

lots of people don't realize this, but there is SO MUCH shit below knee level in the grocery store targeted at kids. youd never notice if you werent looking for it

selling fucking toy ponies in the grocery store for $24.99.... assholes

3/11/2009 8:50:06 AM

Just because your kid notices it doesn't mean you have to buy it though.

3/11/2009 8:51:32 AM

^indeed

set em up

3/11/2009 8:51:57 AM