IT'S A TRAP

4/5/2009 6:41:04 PM

I was in gymnastics till I was 8. I was great at the balance beam.

4/5/2009 6:43:28 PM

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"WHOREMONGERS AND ADULTERERS"

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TWW

4/5/2009 7:51:57 PM

point me to these whoremongers

4/5/2009 7:55:16 PM

how did this become 3 pages

4/5/2009 8:26:47 PM

BigEgo,you're right, we need more noobs. but, even better than that, would be freshman noobs. spraying the tunnel does need to be done, but its near the end of the semester.

but think about it--is there anyway we could print up a bunch of small tww inserts to stuff into all those bags they give out at orientation? that would be hilarious.

4/5/2009 8:34:17 PM

^^interesting topic IMO and people like to come in my threads with troll attempts

^is anyone here going to be an orientation counselor? or gonna be here over the summer to at least put fliers around the places they might actually be (talley, lee hall, etc.)

doing a little bit of spraying and fliers and chalk around campus will at least get us a few more people for the summer. might find the facebook group for the class of 2013 and put a tww link in there

4/5/2009 9:24:24 PM

yeah its gonna be tough to get new people on TWW when every new person that comes on here is crucified by the so called "TWW Veterans".

4/5/2009 9:27:09 PM

^^ by george he has an idea! use facebook to get new lurkers/posters.

(i just posted this so i could use the saying "by george"...)

[Edited on April 5, 2009 at 9:30 PM. Reason : tally ho]

4/5/2009 9:30:31 PM

id have to say if i was completely new to tww, i wouldnt give this place the time of day,


only cause of the "VETERANS" making new user names and being complete fucking idiots by posting the same shit in every thread "bluegenitals". and so forth.

4/5/2009 9:32:14 PM

Putting the folding advertising things on tables in Fountain and the Atrium seems like a good idea

4/5/2009 9:36:45 PM

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"id have to say if i was completely new to tww, i wouldnt give this place the time of day, only cause of the "VETERANS" making new user names and being complete fucking idiots by posting the same shit in every thread "bluegenitals". and so forth."

Me too.

It's funny how bad management can ruin a huge company or a good website.

4/5/2009 9:41:30 PM

Yeah I couldnt date someone who was insanely religious, I blieve in God and everything but Ill be damn if Im going to be in church 4 or 5 times a week!

4/5/2009 9:44:19 PM

if someone gets a nice looking flier i'll print a few out and put them at good places. i don't have the money to print out like 4000 to put everywhere, but a few well placed ads plus some facebooking could end up at least getting a few new users, who could tell their friends, and they could tell their friends... tww should have asked for money from SG for ads ha

4/5/2009 10:28:41 PM

is the girl in question in the original post the same one you were trying to talk to in math class?

4/5/2009 11:49:55 PM

how many times do i have to tell you fuckers that was a joke thread?

this one, is actually serious though

4/5/2009 11:52:15 PM

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"Putting the folding advertising things on tables in Fountain and the Atrium seems like a good idea"

4/5/2009 11:53:58 PM

she won´t hold hands because it might tempt you too much
she never goes out on sundays
you will never get to put it in her butt



then she´ll break up with you because you don´t love jesus enough
true story

4/5/2009 11:55:31 PM

if there is no sex, there is no point. dating a really religious person is tedious.

4/5/2009 11:56:53 PM

^^lol but i think she might at least gimme a bj

4/6/2009 12:01:01 AM

how does mir give the round to torres for coming forward yet was givin curran roound for sitting back waiting for big shots


mirs pissin me off tonight

4/6/2009 12:02:40 AM

on the off chance she does, she´ll want you to go with her to counseling with the pastor to confess your sins and work on your relationship with eachother through God


totally not worth it, man. run while you can

4/6/2009 12:03:08 AM

then i'll say fuck that after the bj

4/6/2009 12:04:14 AM

i dont see how mcfluffle can hate on religous chicks when she's batshit crazy


and also.... the holding hands thing isnt true. and relationships arent only based on sex, although it is necessary for there to be chemistry and balance(enjoying the sex). Of course mcfluffle thinks otherwise... you know, because no one holds her hand after they unload in her....


another cum dumpster getting upset... sigh

[Edited on April 6, 2009 at 12:06 AM. Reason : x]

4/6/2009 12:04:59 AM

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"true story"

please learn to read

4/6/2009 12:09:02 AM

mcfluffle is right on.

4/6/2009 12:10:14 AM

i meant every word of it

4/6/2009 12:10:44 AM

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"you know, because no one holds her hand after they unload in her.... "

klmao

4/6/2009 12:11:23 AM

You still haven't told us how uber-christian she is

4/6/2009 12:13:35 AM

she sometimes listens to the christian radio channel

4/6/2009 12:14:10 AM

uber schmuber

call us back when she's fighting über lions

4/6/2009 12:14:30 AM

That's not very uber. I'm disappointed.

4/6/2009 12:15:25 AM

ït's the ümläüt ör ït's nöthïñ'

4/6/2009 12:16:51 AM

there's more but that's pretty fucking uber when you consider how many christians there are out there that can't even stand it

4/6/2009 12:30:02 AM

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"haha, I wish the dinosaurs were actually in Jesus Camp. It would have slipped in so seemlessly that it probably would make sense to fundamentalists. I mean dinosaurs liked Jesus, right? Didn't Jesus ride a t-rex into town on Palm Sunday?"

I just wanted to clear up this confusion about the "dinosaur in Jesus Camp" seen on page one.

This is Raptor Jesus.

Prepare for blasphemy.

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Raptor_jesus

Funny blasphemy, but blasphemy nonetheless.

4/6/2009 12:30:38 AM

bttt

4/6/2009 12:28:16 PM

opposites attract

4/6/2009 12:29:16 PM

haha i don't know why but i've been strongly attracted to like 3 of them in my life.

4/6/2009 12:33:29 PM

lol... Just become an "atheist for jesus" that tends to know more about jesus than most uber-christians....

4/6/2009 12:40:10 PM

wat

4/6/2009 12:42:59 PM

^^ i think i'm following you here.

4/6/2009 12:47:39 PM

woman needs to hurry up and reply again

4/6/2009 12:50:44 PM

I found one of the class of 2013 facebook groups and posted a topic about the wolf web, lets see if we can get some n00bs

4/9/2009 5:40:42 PM

just go ahead and try, but I don't think a sorority girl will date you. of course she will flirt and be nice and friendly.... but actually date you.

good luck.

4/9/2009 6:14:44 PM

^you say this because? i've been with some in the past

4/9/2009 6:16:40 PM

I was one!

4/9/2009 6:22:58 PM

I was one!

The God Squad ones suck. run now!! runnnn!!

4/9/2009 6:23:51 PM

you're not going to get any poon out of this, man. If you do, more power to you, but alot of those girls will make you earn it like you've never earned anything before, and then they're absolute shit in bed because of their inexperience.

you'll likely spend a lot of time listening to problems/emotions with none of the rewards (except for proseletyzing)

4/9/2009 6:27:44 PM

so far it hasn't hit the fan yet. i'm not dating her but it's going okay

4/12/2009 12:21:29 AM

egg em up

4/12/2009 12:22:06 AM