GREAT SUCCESS!

4/7/2009 4:15:25 PM

what the fuck kind of brothel are you, Mark-Ass-Skallywags, fucking running here.

4/7/2009 4:18:00 PM

if you ever want some cream in your coffee you know who to call

4/7/2009 4:20:53 PM

oh. I only take cream in my coffee...

4/7/2009 4:22:51 PM

at this point i wouldnt fuck her with gunzz dick

4/7/2009 4:23:02 PM

my god ppl, I'm not some huge whore. I count them all on one hand.

4/7/2009 4:26:11 PM

you just have to use each finger twice

4/7/2009 4:26:58 PM

you were a virgin like 6 months ago.

4/7/2009 4:27:58 PM

you were a virgin like 16 years ago

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

4/7/2009 4:30:18 PM

Quote :

"Last night we all got really drunk and I hooked up with one of the guys"

Quote :

"I guess the 3 girl roommates are gonna pass the two guys around"

just cause you only had sex 2-3 times (like this) makes you look kinda skeezy

4/7/2009 4:33:13 PM

the house where the walk of shame lasts forever

4/7/2009 4:35:04 PM

quality

4/7/2009 4:40:42 PM

Quote :

"my god ppl, I'm not some huge whore. I count them all on one hand."

(or if that hand happens to have a calculator in it)

4/7/2009 4:47:30 PM

lmao

4/7/2009 4:48:55 PM

Quote :

"oh. I only take cream in my coffee... "

would you like to go out for ice cream tomorrow night and maybe drinks afterwards?

4/7/2009 4:51:46 PM

sounds like she takes cream all over the place

4/7/2009 4:52:14 PM

icwudt

4/7/2009 4:52:48 PM

Queef Sweat just ran game all over this mother fucker

4/7/2009 5:42:48 PM

only if we can skip the ice cream and go straight to the drinks

4/7/2009 5:44:55 PM

what the fuck kind of brothel are you, Mark-Ass-Skallywags, fucking running here.

4/7/2009 5:49:12 PM

IS IT ME OR IS OEP STEPPING UP HIS GAME AND MAKING ME REGRET NOT LIKING HIM LATELY? LET'S WEAR TURBANS TOGETHER AND GET DRUNK, BUD

4/7/2009 5:49:56 PM

SEND ME SOME ALCOHOL, AND I WILL SEND YOU A TURBAN, BUD

4/7/2009 5:52:24 PM

this rules, can we use skype and pour liquor into our microphones??!

4/7/2009 5:53:13 PM

4/7/2009 5:54:01 PM

Quote :

"sounds like she takes cream all over the place"

4/7/2009 6:04:07 PM

^ that sounds messy

4/7/2009 6:53:21 PM

ONLY AS MESSY AS YOU WANT IT TO BE

4/7/2009 6:59:39 PM

TOO MANY PAPER TOWELS

4/7/2009 7:02:49 PM

NOT ENOUGH PAPER TOWELS

4/7/2009 7:03:13 PM

exactly

4/7/2009 7:10:58 PM

STICKIEST APARTMENT EVER

4/7/2009 7:13:42 PM

Quote :

"YOUR ROOM OR MINE"

4/7/2009 7:17:41 PM

i too have slept with a roommate

4/7/2009 7:29:23 PM

i have not slept with a roommate

4/7/2009 9:57:38 PM

i've slept with a roommate, but it was a kinda special situation

4/7/2009 10:35:04 PM

I slept with a roommate, but it was before we were roommates. If I had it to do all over again, I probably wouldn't have lived with her. It sucked when she started doing the dirty deed with other people.

4/7/2009 10:36:27 PM

DAPS

4/7/2009 10:39:30 PM

bitches be triflin'

4/7/2009 10:40:17 PM

I sleep with my current roommate.

4/7/2009 10:45:43 PM

crackmonkey -- lisa loeb should write you a song... pretty t-dub kids with problems.

4/7/2009 10:59:37 PM

i could've, but i didn't. i now wish i would've hooked up with her. oh well.

4/8/2009 12:57:53 AM

ugh never realized she was black


gross

4/8/2009 1:07:39 AM

i thought crackmonkey was a dude

4/8/2009 1:10:57 AM

shes not the blikkity blackedy blackest black in blikkity blackedy blacktown..yall

4/8/2009 1:27:51 AM

she's like jada pinkett black, she ain't michelle obama black

she's like chemistry degree black, she ain't diabetes black





[Edited on April 8, 2009 at 5:09 AM. Reason : asdfa]

4/8/2009 5:08:03 AM

damn, girl.

you got problem after sexual problem. you might just want to seal that bad boy up till you're married ya know.
i could deal with a sexless crackmonkey if you ease up on the contacts and white girl drama.i just want your curly brown eyed natural black ass rappin in my ear OMG

[Edited on April 8, 2009 at 10:19 AM. Reason : log people]

4/8/2009 10:18:27 AM

ahahahah Fermat wins


white girl drama indeed

4/8/2009 10:20:33 AM

fermat is a comedic god

Quote :

"only if we can skip the ice cream and go straight to the drinks"

well fuck then ... lets skip the drinks and go right for the shots

4/8/2009 10:57:42 AM

the BACK shots


ISWYDT

4/8/2009 11:03:30 AM

Quote :

"I hate dumbs sluts. I wish I wasn't one."

ahahahhahaha

4/8/2009 11:05:00 AM