I was married to H8R for three pages/years.

9/3/2009 5:13:42 PM

Lucy is my future X wife fiance

9/3/2009 5:15:44 PM

"sara yasin"

I ran into her on campus like a week or two ago.

Something tww probably doesn't know... my twin bro also went to NCSU... I've been quoted/interviewed in local & statewide media in print, radio, and tv to talk about politics... I've spit into Niagara Falls

9/3/2009 5:18:38 PM

i JUST tripped on the last step while carrying 4 containers. this launched the containers toward a 50in LCDTV, falling inches short of the base.

only 2 containers survived unshattered. the TV is ok. if it was not i would he been moving out without my stuff and changing my phone number.

9/3/2009 5:21:15 PM

I was in Air Force JROTC all four years of high school and earned an Air Force ROTC scholarship to State, which I rejected shortly after registering with the Selective Service as a conscientious objector.

9/3/2009 6:42:32 PM

I have a birthmark on my back. It's way too big to miss if you see me with my shirt off.

9/3/2009 7:22:00 PM

I used to work on a chicken farm.

9/3/2009 7:22:29 PM

my ex-fiance was friends with Ron Jeremy.

9/3/2009 11:10:28 PM

Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds--pretty standard really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

9/4/2009 12:18:58 PM

i used to teach archery every summer

9/4/2009 12:53:13 PM

I fuck mad bitches, yo.

9/4/2009 12:55:26 PM

I try to avoid sleeping with angry people

9/4/2009 1:27:58 PM

try?

9/4/2009 1:28:58 PM

angry sex has happened before

9/4/2009 1:34:12 PM

http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO2&Sect2=HITOFF&p=1&u=%2Fnetahtml%2FPTO%2Fsearch-bool.html&r=1&f=G&l=50&co1=AND&d=PTXT&s1=%22johnson,+benjamin+scott%22.INNM.&OS=IN/

Quote :

"Inventors: Armantrout; Jack Eugene (Richmond, VA), Johnson; Benjamin Scott (Rocky Mount, NC), Rude; Colby Abraham (Blacksburg, VA), Bryner; Michael Allen (Midlothian, VA) "

that one's finally been approved... others application process... were originally filed in 2005-2006.


http://appft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO2&Sect2=HITOFF&p=1&u=%2Fnetahtml%2FPTO%2Fsearch-bool.html&r=0&f=S&l=50&TERM1=johnson%2C+benjamin+scott&FIELD1=&co1=AND&TERM2=&FIELD2=&d=PG01

[Edited on September 4, 2009 at 1:50 PM. Reason : meh.]

[Edited on September 4, 2009 at 1:51 PM. Reason : e]

9/4/2009 1:47:56 PM