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5/31/2009 3:51:38 PM

"Wasn't worth it."
-The Royal Tenenbaums

"Sex with you is really a Kafka-esque experience."
-Annie Hall

5/31/2009 4:15:33 PM

"I know" - Han Solo Empire Strikes Back

5/31/2009 4:17:23 PM

"Do the rock dance."

If you know what that's from I'll give you a kissy face.

5/31/2009 4:42:09 PM

Quote :

"I aint reprograming a VCR!"

tropic thunder

5/31/2009 4:51:19 PM

"I'm Your Huckleberry"

Val Kilmer as Doc Holliday

5/31/2009 5:10:55 PM

Quote :

"That's all I have to say about that."

-Forrest Gump

I like throwing that into my presentations at the end

Didn't see the first post of 'no one notices', so I'll concur with this one:

Quote :

"Jurassic Park Sammy L's character: Hold on to your butts."

[Edited on May 31, 2009 at 5:17 PM. Reason : lkj]

5/31/2009 5:15:23 PM

get to the chopper

5/31/2009 5:20:11 PM

Quote :

" Two blokes and a fuck-load of cutlery! "

first time i have heard the use of the word fuck load haha

5/31/2009 5:28:22 PM

"I put it to you... that you sucked off a 'orse." - Ali G Indahouse

"It's time to get wet." - Megalodon

[Edited on May 31, 2009 at 5:42 PM. Reason : Always bring backup, it's Navy way]

5/31/2009 5:39:18 PM

Saul: “I just got a shipment of Pineapple Express, the dopest dope I've ever smoked. Smellll it. It's like... God's vagina.”

5/31/2009 5:54:44 PM

Quote :

"You used up all the glue...ON PURPOSE!"

5/31/2009 7:41:44 PM

Oh yeah? You play baseball LIKE A GIRL!

5/31/2009 8:05:47 PM

Do you guys know what sarcasm is?

NOOoooooo....

5/31/2009 8:32:04 PM

"I don't want you guys using words around me that have no meaning."

5/31/2009 8:54:28 PM

Charlie Wilson's War is full of these....

i heart that movie

5/31/2009 11:06:53 PM

^Me too!

Once Upon a Time In The West: How do you trust a man who can't trust his own britches?

5/31/2009 11:37:16 PM

it has gravitated to the top of my "watch every single time it's on tv" list...

and makes me want to be with a man that wears striped dress shirts with french cuffs and suspenders

5/31/2009 11:39:29 PM

"This committee owes an apology! An apology, senator!"

5/31/2009 11:40:52 PM

^The Aviator?

5/31/2009 11:53:13 PM

Layer Cake- Dragan is a bounty hunter that decapitates his victims and retuens them in an igloo cooler to his boss. Someone dropped XXXX's name when they stole a shitload of boxes of ectasy from Dragan's boss, and they are coming for him.

XXXX: [over the phone] Dragan?
Dragan: Yes.
XXXX: I've got an idea... Why don't you come 'round for breakfast? I'll squeeze some orange juice and grind some coffee and we can talk about this like adults. How's that sound?
Dragan: Sounds very hospitable.
XXXX: Do you know where I live?
Dragan: No.
XXXX: Well, fuck off then.
[hangs up]

6/1/2009 12:07:58 AM

Joanne: Are you Catholic Mr. Avrakotos?
Gust: Greek Orthodox
Joanne: Well that's still Christian
Gust: Imagine my relief

6/1/2009 12:10:33 AM

^^^
no, Godfather II

6/1/2009 3:32:54 AM

1: What happened? They put me in a room with Joey Zasa. What do you think happened? I bit the guy's ear off.

2: Why'n the hell is it eating up all the satellites?

6/1/2009 4:39:30 AM

Son of a bitch! Bastard!

bonus points if anyone remembers what this is from (excluding Slave Famous)

6/4/2009 11:19:51 AM

It's so damn hot. Milk was a bad choice!

Anchorman

6/4/2009 11:21:36 AM

Everything ends badly, otherwise it wouldn't end

6/4/2009 11:25:44 AM

Swingers: "You're so money and you don't even know it!"

Eternal Sunshine of the spotless Mind- Clementine: "Too many guys think I'm a concept, or I complete them, or I'm gonna make them alive. But I'm just a fucked-up girl who's lookin' for my own peace of mind; don't assign me yours."

Good Will Hunting- Sean: "I just slid my ticket across the table, and I said, "Sorry, guys; I gotta see about a girl."

Four Brothers- Damian: Call me an ambulance.
Bobby: What? For my Dog bites? Nah, I'll be fine.

Bobby: I wrote the fucking book on finesse! You just wait for me to wipe my ass, Angel. I'm coming with you. Angel!... Get me some fucking toilet paper, Jack!

Bobby: Yeah, get him Jerry! The gorgeous black ladies of wrestling! Nitro and Midnight! Nitro's got Midnight in a headlock! Get him, Jerry! Midnight's trying to be up, but Nitro's on him!


um...I really love the movie four brothers.

6/4/2009 11:46:28 AM

you look like a tub of lard on a bad day

Mr. Hamilton Dirty Work

6/4/2009 11:49:20 AM

I recommend you stop being such a faggot. You're in the back seat.

-- Old School

6/4/2009 11:50:30 AM

Is it like a testicle thing? Fight Cub

6/4/2009 11:51:52 AM

^^^ha, i came to post a Dirty Work quote, too.

"All proceeds go to benefit the homeless, and you know how I feel about the homeless. They're human beings...and they have no homes."

6/4/2009 11:58:00 AM

Tell her I'm rich, smart,... and I have a rapist's wit!

loller.

6/4/2009 8:01:07 PM

"Everyone in town knows that I'm on the other side of this issue." - when asked to be on the House Ethics Committee

- Charlie Wilson's War

6/4/2009 8:04:07 PM

The muffin shop is CLOSED!

-Saved

6/4/2009 9:06:49 PM

been meaning to see charlie wilsons war

6/4/2009 9:07:53 PM

"You can teach 'em to type, but you can't teach 'em to grow tits" - when asked why he only hires beautiful women to work in his office


- Charlie Wilson's War




[Edited on June 4, 2009 at 9:19 PM. Reason : asdf]

6/4/2009 9:19:03 PM

I am filled with Christ's love!
as Mandy Moore throws a Bible.

-Saved

6/4/2009 9:24:52 PM

"Storm"? "Cyclops"? What do they call you? "Wheels"? This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

- Wolverine to Xavier, X-Men

6/5/2009 1:03:44 PM

"We're all travelers on this earth, from the sweet grass to the packing house, from birth 'till death we travel between the eternities."


- Talkin' 'bout dat P. Ritter (R. Duvall) son. Talkin' 'bout dat "Broken Trail" son.




(SON)

6/15/2009 2:49:18 PM

^^^i love Saved.

6/15/2009 2:52:10 PM

Quote :

"The muffin shop is CLOSED! -Saved"

I LOVE THIS MOVIE.

My personal fave:

"What are you supposed to be?"

"Rollerskate."

6/15/2009 2:54:14 PM

"Hey Boo."

6/15/2009 2:54:54 PM

Quote :

"Listen! Do you smell something?"

ghostbusters is a great fucking movie.

6/15/2009 3:13:03 PM

"have fun storming the castle"

"where we're going we don't need roads"

6/15/2009 3:18:02 PM

"Sorry for ruining your black panther party"

6/15/2009 3:23:56 PM