Quote :

"You're giving yourself too much credit. Plus, show me a horse with a strong enough back and I'll quit my awesome job in a LARGE law firm right now!"

Ah, so you're saying that because I'm fat I'm not allowed to feel vindicated in this particular situation. OK, got it.

Since you're black, you're not allowed to work for a law firm. You have too much in common with the thugs they're representing.

6/16/2009 2:49:20 PM

6/16/2009 2:49:26 PM

add to my topics

6/16/2009 2:49:55 PM

Quote :

"Ah, so you're saying that because I'm fat I'm not allowed to feel vindicated in this particular situation."

oh, you're one of those idiots who reads something, then responds with a non sequitur that begins with "so you're saying"

dumbass...

[Edited on June 16, 2009 at 2:52 PM. Reason : did I mention that you are fat and stupid? :-)]

6/16/2009 2:51:54 PM

Quote :

"Main Entry: non se·qui·tur Pronunciation: \'nän-'se-kw?-t?r also -?tu?r\ Function: noun Etymology: Latin, it does not follow Date: 1540 1: an inference that does not follow from the premises ; specifically : a fallacy resulting from a simple conversion of a universal affirmative proposition or from the transposition of a condition and its consequent 2: a statement (as a response) that does not follow logically from or is not clearly related to anything previously said"

[Edited on June 16, 2009 at 2:53 PM. Reason : for your edification, dear reader]

[Edited on June 16, 2009 at 2:54 PM. Reason : content courtesy of Merriam-Webster: http://www.m-w.com/]

6/16/2009 2:52:49 PM

i'm fat.
you're black.

seems like we're both at a serious disadvantage here. at least mine is fixable.

6/16/2009 2:53:18 PM

why can't we all just get along

6/16/2009 2:54:38 PM

they started it!!!!

6/16/2009 2:55:19 PM

terpball is not black

Slave Famous is black

Compared to me, terpball is Matthew Perry

6/16/2009 2:55:23 PM

^^ Don't you and your kid have genetic mutations that aren't fixable? Now that you bring it up...

6/16/2009 2:55:35 PM

You mean bottombaby?

6/16/2009 2:56:10 PM

(psst, that's bottombaby)

6/16/2009 2:56:14 PM

Oh, damn, I get y'all confused (I wonder why)

6/16/2009 2:56:53 PM

It's nice to know that he's made another enemy now.

6/16/2009 2:57:06 PM

OMG, Jaime and Buck made babies? I'm telling Mom!

6/16/2009 2:57:13 PM

fat white girls...yeah, it's easily confused.

but then again, your skin color may have something to do with it.

i mean, if all my downfalls are directly linked to my weight, then certainly all your downfalls are linked to your skin color.

6/16/2009 2:57:30 PM

I think being named "Ingmar" is a bigger detriment than being black

6/16/2009 2:58:52 PM

my name ain't Ingmar

and no Lucy, we didn't make babies!

6/16/2009 2:59:44 PM

http://www.feanor.net/z0r/shock/whiteblack.swf

6/16/2009 3:00:13 PM

Quote :

"terpball is not black Slave Famous is black Compared to me, terpball is Matthew Perry"

ok, this made me laugh out loud

6/16/2009 3:01:51 PM

It's an old joke, Slave steals jokes

he's the Carlos Mencia of TWW

[Edited on June 16, 2009 at 3:04 PM. Reason : It's from Harold and Kumar 2 - not original]

6/16/2009 3:03:27 PM

oh yeeeeeeah i remember that. still funny though. man i need to watch that movie again

6/16/2009 3:05:07 PM

3 pages and no one has said n!gger yet? wow t-dub. what a let down.

6/16/2009 3:07:09 PM

actually, i'd have called her one back in HS if i wasn't such a pussy and afraid of getting my ass beat

6/16/2009 3:08:13 PM

?

[Edited on June 16, 2009 at 3:14 PM. Reason : .]

6/16/2009 3:10:36 PM

I don't steal, I regurgitate

6/16/2009 3:10:40 PM

^^wtf?

6/16/2009 3:11:13 PM

[/end stupidity]

The OP fails on so many levels.

Next thread.

6/16/2009 3:16:24 PM

I don't fail at anything! I mean, the only thing any of you guys have on me is that I'm "low" and "petty" to call her out for being a cashier at age 28. But even then, I don't care how "low" you TWW users think I am. It's not going to change how great my afternoon has been as a result of seeing her there today.

6/16/2009 3:18:43 PM

Seriously. Oink oink, splash splash. Shut the fuck up and go do something constructive and enriching.

[Edited on June 16, 2009 at 3:19 PM. Reason : that involves logging off: user_logout.aspx]

6/16/2009 3:19:24 PM

Quote :

"Shut the fuck up and go do something constructive and enriching. "

Take your own advice asshat. Sheesh. Pot, meet kettle.

6/16/2009 3:20:59 PM

user_logout.aspx

6/16/2009 3:23:58 PM

user_fuckoff.aspx

6/16/2009 3:24:39 PM

user_logout.aspx

6/16/2009 3:25:37 PM

user_fuckoff.aspx

i can do this all day

6/16/2009 3:26:21 PM

user_logout.aspx <- right there, just put the little arrow on there

when it turns into a little hand

click

breathe

smile

6/16/2009 3:27:23 PM

a great afternoon of gloating on The Wolf Web? Seriously? And if you didn't care what everyone was saying about you in here you wouldn't be defending yourself so much. Of course you're loving all this attention you're getting and everyone is happy to give it to you because they are judging you the same way you judged the cashier.

By the way, why did this turn into such a racist rant/Why are you so racist?

6/16/2009 3:28:02 PM

user_fuckoff.aspx

<- right there, just put your little ass on there

when you get right over it

sit

spin

smile

6/16/2009 3:29:02 PM

i'm not gonna go past page 4

user_logout.aspx

if it goes past that, go ahead and call somebody a nigger or whatever

maybe you can call me a nigger

that'd be fun

[Edited on June 16, 2009 at 3:31 PM. Reason : also, i drive an old used civic, so]

6/16/2009 3:31:00 PM

Quote :

"a great afternoon of gloating on The Wolf Web? Seriously? And if you didn't care what everyone was saying about you in here you wouldn't be defending yourself so much. Of course you're loving all this attention you're getting and everyone is happy to give it to you because they are judging you the same way you judged the cashier. By the way, why did this turn into such a racist rant/Why are you so racist?"

I really don't care what everyone in here is saying about me. I don't care if my OP makes me low or petty or whatever else they called me in this thread. I've been on this site in various forms since 2001, and believe me I've heard it all. And the fat jokes always come out. Always. It's like, being fat somehow defines me as a user and ultimately everything I say that isn't up to Chit Chat standards (woe is me) somehow is a direct result of my weight. Which is absurd, to say the least.

And it just kinda amuses me, and kinda saddens me actually, that after this long - these guys can't come up with anything else on me. Oooh you had nudeys on TWW. Oooh you're fat. And? So? Get some new material people! You're old, and redundant, and absolutely without humor. It's been 8 fucking years. Get a new story.

6/16/2009 3:33:40 PM

Quote :

"It's been 8 fucking years. Get a new story."

sounds like its been 13 years since this girl hurt you

get over it

6/16/2009 3:42:02 PM

Ouch. Ya got me there.

I should just slit my wrists and be done with it. Maybe I'll do it while I'm in her line at Sam's Club, so she feels bad that she's driven me to razor blades.

6/16/2009 3:42:28 PM

^can't afford a gun?

[Edited on June 16, 2009 at 3:44 PM. Reason : .]

6/16/2009 3:44:04 PM

6/16/2009 3:44:24 PM

wait, where are these nudeys?

6/16/2009 3:46:06 PM

i'm fat. what do you care?

6/16/2009 3:47:08 PM

^^The chick on the left is cute...

6/16/2009 3:47:15 PM

^^ Interesting question. Nothing about the weight, I guess its just interesting to see nudey's of people that you have conversed with in some way. I mean remember how crazy this forum went when that guy said he's post a nude pic of Joie if it reached 10 pages? these guys could have seen a chick 100 times hotter by just clicking a different thread.

6/16/2009 3:50:12 PM

Quote :

"It's like, being fat somehow defines me as a user and ultimately everything I say that isn't up to Chit Chat standards (woe is me) somehow is a direct result of my weight. Which is absurd, to say the least."

You have implied that this girls job at Sam's Club has defined her as a person and her accomplishments in life as not being up to Thumper's standards. Which is absurd, to say the least.

6/16/2009 3:51:07 PM

[Edited on June 16, 2009 at 3:53 PM. Reason : not too hard to find people...]

[Edited on June 16, 2009 at 3:53 PM. Reason : nah]

6/16/2009 3:52:22 PM