I ain't believing shit until the onion reports it

6/25/2009 6:45:36 PM

little boys everywhere are breathing a sigh of relief

6/25/2009 6:45:39 PM

thriller will soon be overplayed

off the wall will not be played enough

also

mtv is currently showing more videos in the past hour than they have in the last 20 years

6/25/2009 6:45:40 PM

billie jean > *

6/25/2009 6:46:26 PM

paul mccartney is gonna own the beatles disco before monday

6/25/2009 6:47:42 PM

does he still own a monkey?

6/25/2009 6:48:55 PM

Elephant man bones BUY YOU!

6/25/2009 6:50:18 PM

well this has been fun folks, but its time to get back to shit I care about.

6/25/2009 6:53:19 PM

Quote :

"off the wall will not be played enough"

BY FAR my favorite album of his

i'm blaring it pretty loud right now

6/25/2009 6:54:11 PM

CNN must be overloaded too. Can't get it to load.

6/25/2009 6:54:18 PM

im just laughing at all these people that are posting "poor michael" bullshit all over facebook. Are you serious?? He slept with a bunch of fucking kids, boo fucking hoo.

i posted "This is what happens when you sleep with little kids" and 5 min later some guy that posted a comment about my status updates his status as "ashamed of the tasteless statements that we broadcast online.". What the fuck ever. I'm ashamed of the tasteless shit michael did with those little kids. fuck him

6/25/2009 6:55:29 PM

^ Preach it. But tell us how you REALLY feel about it.

6/25/2009 6:57:18 PM

LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE.....


he can always do Thriller again...

6/25/2009 6:58:00 PM

he will come back as a dancing zombie.


god to michael jackson: "beat it."

6/25/2009 6:58:20 PM

maybe you should fuck some children, see if will make you as popular as him

haaaaater

6/25/2009 6:58:23 PM

Grim reaper is all up in this bitch today.

6/25/2009 6:59:03 PM

Nobody gave a shit about him for the last like 10 years. Don't act like you care now.

I do still like listening to his music though.

[Edited on June 25, 2009 at 7:00 PM. Reason : ~]

6/25/2009 7:00:00 PM

people die everyday. no need to get bent out of shape about a man that admittedly slept with little boys

6/25/2009 7:00:08 PM

I for one mourn the passage of this antisemite pedophile musician. Good night, sweet prince.

6/25/2009 7:00:58 PM

tuff motherfuckers ITT

6/25/2009 7:01:37 PM

what do you mean "admittedly slept with little boys"?

Are we using the literal version of sleep with or...?

6/25/2009 7:01:42 PM

Quote :

"the black michael jackson died in the 80's and no one gave a damn. now the white one dies and everybody's upset? racists."

- trent bowles

6/25/2009 7:02:15 PM

Everyone's facebook status is now saying this. Everyone's all sad about it, like the guy wasn't a pedophile that always escaped jail time.

6/25/2009 7:05:18 PM

he made thriller.......thriller.

6/25/2009 7:06:45 PM

Seriously. I'm trying to word something to counteract everyone's love for MJ but can't think of a good way to put it.

6/25/2009 7:07:28 PM

my status, "Ed McMahon, Farrah and now MJ... DAMN our economy sucks!"

funny? no? I say clever

6/25/2009 7:07:49 PM

look man

you need to chill the fuck out

no one was bringing up mcmahon's hooker-beating habit when he died

show some goddamn respect you fucktarded shartgurgler

6/25/2009 7:08:10 PM

The best status update I've seen thus far: "Michael Jackson was born a black man and died a white woman."

6/25/2009 7:10:16 PM

Looks like eating all of those 8 year old wieners finally caught up to him

6/25/2009 7:11:11 PM

oh man, is it the 90's again?

we're doing white woman MJ jokes again?

6/25/2009 7:11:43 PM

^^^seriously? that joke is played out as fuck.


LIKE YOUR MOM.

[Edited on June 25, 2009 at 7:12 PM. Reason : slow]

6/25/2009 7:12:00 PM

It's the best I've seen, better than the 1,000 comments about the moonwalk or thriller.

6/25/2009 7:14:33 PM

News in Knoxville is asking for those who went to Michael's Victory Tour in 1984 to call the newsroom. Geez

6/25/2009 7:15:12 PM

mine is: I hope there's some little boys in heaven waiting for you.

6/25/2009 7:15:43 PM

here's a good status:

Quote :

" He stopped, so I guess he got enough."

6/25/2009 7:17:44 PM

that is a good one

6/25/2009 7:18:14 PM

and NOW mtv plays videos....

6/25/2009 7:19:28 PM

***AUTOPSY PHOTOS RELEASED***

6/25/2009 7:19:44 PM

This just in...

More autopsy photos

6/25/2009 7:20:53 PM

LOL OMG

6/25/2009 7:21:26 PM

6/25/2009 7:22:43 PM

According to TMZ he's dead there but not confirmed by doctors.

When his heart stopped in the house it was never revived.

damn

6/25/2009 7:25:30 PM

not healthy enough for kiddie sex

6/25/2009 7:26:25 PM

^^^Looks like a black person... with a nose. No way that's real.

[Edited on June 25, 2009 at 7:28 PM. Reason : -]

6/25/2009 7:27:51 PM

hyperbaric chambers are dangerous son

6/25/2009 7:29:04 PM

cnn independently confirmed it with the coroner's office

now time for the resurrection

6/25/2009 7:30:47 PM

^^^He didn't have time to put makeup on

This sucks.








[Edited on June 25, 2009 at 7:31 PM. Reason : .]

6/25/2009 7:31:23 PM

http://www.ismichaeljacksonalive.com/

6/25/2009 7:33:54 PM

Is it Christmas?

6/25/2009 7:35:53 PM

MJ and Farrah Fawcett died on my b-day

[Edited on June 25, 2009 at 7:37 PM. Reason : .]

6/25/2009 7:37:00 PM