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7/8/2009 10:13:54 AM

for a small* fee, I can arrange the fuck the hate out of her system.















*fee scales with ugly

7/8/2009 10:19:36 AM

cellphones have these things called power buttons that allow you to turn off your phone when you dont want anyone to call you

7/8/2009 10:19:41 AM

Yeah. I turn mine off when I go to bed.

7/8/2009 10:20:55 AM

^^ You sure about that son?!




Let me ask you this son... should you have to turn your phone off every single night just in case your brother's friends decide to call and harass you? Naw son.

Does that prevent them from leaving filthy messages for you to wake up to? Naw son.


Like I said, you and your friends are not the victims, although you are assholes.

7/8/2009 10:21:20 AM

Saab needs to take the sand out of his vagina as well. A year ago she was talking the guy up and loving it and now another dude calls and makes a few funny comments and only one was the slightest bit dirty and she freaks out... Bipolar much?

Plus, she says they called on a Sat night but she had a 7 AM doctor appt Sunday morning? Liaaaaaarrrrr.

[Edited on July 8, 2009 at 10:29 AM. Reason : And the doc appt was the day after July 4th? Righhhht.]

[Edited on July 8, 2009 at 10:31 AM. Reason : blargh]

7/8/2009 10:29:26 AM

my phone automatically cuts off at night and automatically cuts on in the morning

i dont know all the details, or the history, but i DO know that talking about having separate family gatherings is his sister being a huge drama queen. Oh noes, I got a call at 12:50 am, now I can only go back to sleep for SIX HOURS before i have to wake up, how will i ever survive!!

7/8/2009 10:29:46 AM

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"my phone automatically cuts off at night and automatically cuts on in the morning"

can you seriously get phones that do this or did i just get trolled?

7/8/2009 10:30:33 AM

i think pretty much all blackberries can do it

7/8/2009 10:30:52 AM

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"I am 23 years old and will not be disrespected in that way ever again."

wait till she has some random dude's splooge dripping from her nose and eyelashes (i guess bro shouldnt try to envision that, but its ok for TWW)


i cant begin to describe the dislike i have for her based on that textual example

7/8/2009 10:31:52 AM

^^ Mine does

7/8/2009 10:32:56 AM

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"Saab needs to take the sand out of his vagina as well."

I PREFER IT THIS WAY SON.

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"A year ago she was talking the guy up and loving it and now another dude calls and makes a few funny comments and only one was the slight bit dirty and she freaks out... Bipolar much?"

NAW SON.

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"Plus, she says they called on a Sat night but she had a 7 AM doctor appt Sunday morning? Liaaaaaarrrrr."

AGAIN WIT DAT NAW SON.

7/8/2009 10:32:59 AM

I will admit I like your commentary though Saab. lol

7/8/2009 10:34:12 AM

How petty and immature can she get? Instead of being the bigger person here, she decided to take the low road and become what she claims to hate, an immature petty bitch/asshole. Granted his friends are being immature assholes, but she really backfired with her own brand of super lame by making it a family affair.

[Edited on July 8, 2009 at 10:38 AM. Reason : -]

7/8/2009 10:36:11 AM

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"told them we needed to have separate family events. "

OK, now that's a little extreme.

7/8/2009 10:36:45 AM

wtf was she doing at home asleep. she is 23 and should be out enjoying herself.

is your sister over weight and lonely?

7/8/2009 10:37:51 AM

Her reaction wasn't particularly calm or normal obviously, but this wasn't just some random freak-out either. Son and his friends instigated this problem and they clearly already knew she was like this.

7/8/2009 10:38:10 AM

She is obviously one of those 23 year olds that thinks she is all grown up and mature. As proven with this statement:

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"I am 23 years old and will not be disrespected in that way ever again."

7/8/2009 10:39:20 AM

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"OK, now that's a little extreme."

My guess is she didn't REALLY mean that, and was just really pissed off about having such a shitty brother.

7/8/2009 10:42:04 AM

Don't get me wrong. OP and his friends are douchebags in this situation. But it ain't worth disowning the dude over.

7/8/2009 10:43:42 AM

her brother probably figured she wouldn't care since a year ago she talked up the dude who called her. there was a precedent set that suggested a response that would be slightly favorable. hardly enough to call him shitty.

also its 12 on a saturday. the likely didn't assume she was in bed.

7/8/2009 10:43:46 AM

I don't know any doctors that are open on the weekends.

7/8/2009 10:46:34 AM

why didnt your sister call you and tell you this shit? i'm gonna be an email drama queen! i am afraid of interaction that requires me to do something other than type!

7/8/2009 10:47:18 AM

Has her pic been posted yet? I gotta rub one out soon and don't think I can wait...

7/8/2009 10:47:32 AM

yeah this is her



her email address is melanie235@hotmail.com

[Edited on July 8, 2009 at 10:49 AM. Reason : definitely NOT a stock photo and random email addy]

7/8/2009 10:48:41 AM

^^^ Yeah. Wonder why she waited so long too.

[Edited on July 8, 2009 at 10:49 AM. Reason : ]

7/8/2009 10:49:17 AM

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"what your specific roll was in the matter"

well at least she's smart!

in any case: she may have overreacted, but you're a real tool to let dudes speak to your sister that way

7/8/2009 10:54:37 AM

I'm just waiting for him to call her to talk about what happened.

That way she can be all: "What? I was just fucking with you. I hope you didn't take that shit seriously and tell a bunch of people about it."

7/8/2009 11:01:38 AM

She won't be getting a call and she isn't joking.

7/8/2009 11:04:34 AM

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"GET YOUR SPECIFIC ROLL ON"

7/8/2009 11:05:21 AM

Rape her. That'll show her.

7/8/2009 11:06:37 AM

Oh, well then good job on being the adult in the situation, sir.

I'm sure that all of the problems you have in life, family or otherwise, will be just as easily rectified by ignoring them.

7/8/2009 11:06:42 AM

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"told them we needed to have separate family events. "

did this remind anyone else of The Godfather?

7/8/2009 11:07:56 AM

StillFuchsia

you don't even know what was said to her.

it may not have been that bad at all and she is just overreacting.

it could have been as tame as "you have big feet".

i know this is hard to ask of you but get off your high horse.

[Edited on July 8, 2009 at 11:08 AM. Reason : edit]

7/8/2009 11:07:57 AM

^^kinda except Fredo ignorantly went along with Hyman Roth and Johnny Ola's assassination plot on Michael

whereas David's friend(s) prank called his sister

7/8/2009 11:09:57 AM

All she had to say was "stop being a douche and letting your asshole friends call me."

Instead, this.

7/8/2009 11:16:45 AM

Well, not exactly son.

"This" is the result of her brother son. You'd never have known about it if it hadn't been brought to your attention by david the dickfaced gnome son.

7/8/2009 11:19:38 AM

^^^don't need to bust my balls like that.

If David's sister loves fishing i'd say the two circumstances are identical.

[Edited on July 8, 2009 at 11:21 AM. Reason : he got in the way son, i had to edit son.]

7/8/2009 11:20:26 AM

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"I'm sure that all of the problems you have in life, family or otherwise, will be just as easily rectified by ignoring them."

It's been 23 years. I give up at this point.

7/8/2009 11:20:48 AM

Let me clarify what I mean by this. "This" being, the escalating of an easily resolvable problem into an epic family affair. Completely unnecessary, very childish, and deliciously ironic too.

7/8/2009 11:22:32 AM

David0603 and his sister would get along a lot better if their older brother Sonny hadn't been gunned down at the toll booth

7/8/2009 11:22:52 AM

^^Indeed my son.

Indeed.

7/8/2009 11:23:22 AM

haha true but i use the whole "don't take sides with anyone against the family" all the time

wise words.

7/8/2009 11:24:41 AM

NEVER LET ANYONE KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING

7/8/2009 11:25:37 AM

From the tone of this letter, sounds like this has been going on for some time. Bout time she cut you off, and she managed to do it with civility. Good for her.

7/8/2009 11:36:34 AM

EVERY BODY GET YA
SPECIFIC ROLL ON

7/8/2009 11:38:28 AM

to be fair though, what the fuck is wrong with you dude/ why are you generally being a dick to your own blood?

upon readin the email its kinda real fucked up on your part, not really seeing why you would post this or think its cute

its your family man, i guess youre so fuckin cool

it actually makes you seem like a doormat bitch that niggas take the phone from and do whatever they want because you dont have a spine to take up for yourself



[Edited on July 8, 2009 at 11:42 AM. Reason : d]

7/8/2009 11:40:38 AM

She's very self centered and needs a good reality check from time to time.

7/8/2009 11:42:03 AM

^^ I agree with that. I mean, what the fuck. I wouldn't even want any of my friends TALKING to my sister let alone leaving obviously dirty message on her cell phone while I'm around.

But she did sort of overreact, but obviously this seems like a pattern.

[Edited on July 8, 2009 at 11:42 AM. Reason : X]

7/8/2009 11:42:25 AM

I THINK THIS WARRANTS REPEATING SON

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"She is 23 years old dude, she's not going to be into some middle school prank bullshit when she has a fucking life to run. You are one inconsiderate asshole of a brother and I can totally understand why she wants to change her phone number to keep your friends from being little faggots to her again. It's pathetic that you're actually angry at the victim of this situation as well and would then put their business all over the internet. You and your friends are not the victims here, dumbass."

7/8/2009 11:44:14 AM