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"while this is true... we have boobs to help distract, and the hot pocket is cleverly hidden and not in clear display the second we drop trou "

This is why I <3 NCSUWolfy

Quote :

"bottombaby is gonna find this thread and it's gonna get much more holler-y in here. "

Oh, you know it.

[Edited on July 28, 2009 at 5:09 PM. Reason : God, that's an awesome pagetopper]

7/28/2009 5:09:25 PM

Quote :

"ok, now i am really fucking confused. are vaginas ugly or what?"

sometimes

7/28/2009 7:37:03 PM

^

7/28/2009 7:39:39 PM

cue the vagina collage

7/28/2009 7:44:57 PM

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"Those numbers are pretty low son.....56%..."

Quote :

"jews did it."

Considering that Jews are the only ones who really have to, and we're only 0.1% of the population, 56% of everyone is a pretty high number.

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"The reason jews started circumcising males was to make sex less enjoyable for them, making it so they wouldn't do it as often."

That is some absolute bullshit right there. I suggest finding a more credible source than Wikipedia before making suggestions like that. Like I mentioned on page 1, a friend of mine had sexual experiences both before and after getting circumcised and he says its so much more sensitive now and he enjoys sex better.

And besides, Judaism doesn't discouraged against sex, so that logic does not compute

7/28/2009 7:46:57 PM

I guess that I am glad that someone at least remembers my stance on the topic, but my day as been far too long to get "holler-y" at the moment. So, a selection of my former posts on the topic:

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"Circumcision violates a child's basic human rights. It is mutilation, period. I do not understand how we can be horrified by female circumcision in other countries, yet we routinely amputate healthy tissue from the genitals of our infant boys. The tissue that is removed is healthy tissue rich with blood and nerve endings and also protects the sensitive head of the penis. We remove that protection and those nerve endings, forever robbing our sons of a certain level of sexual pleasure and the right to choose what is done with their body."

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"The foreskin is there for a reason. A purpose. It provides a gliding mechanism during sex and masturbation. It has nerve endings. It protects the sensitive glans of the penis, making sex more pleasurable. It BELONGS there."

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"Also, think about what would happen to your penis if they make a mistake. Circumcision is an art not a science. If they remove too much of your foreskin, it will leave you without enough skin to get a proper erection without it bending, curving, or pulling pubic skin down onto the shaft. Infection is a very real possibility. Complete amputation of the penis as well. You are crazy to be circumcised and crazier yet to voluntarily sexually mutilate your child by having him circumcised. The AAP and the NIH withdrew their support of circumcision 10 years ago. Get with the program, people."

7/28/2009 9:02:09 PM

Three arguments in favor of circumcision:

(1) circumcised males are less likely to get infections and STDs.

(2) they're also more aerodynamic.

(3) and, finally, just in case Moses or Elijah is at heaven's gate and asks all the guys to drop trou ... well, better safe than sorry, right?

7/28/2009 9:08:25 PM

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"(1) circumcised males are less likely to get infections and STDs. "

I seem to recall this having been disproven in the past year or two.

7/28/2009 9:27:22 PM

It has been

7/28/2009 9:29:43 PM

it has been? news to me. and the link on page one of doctorsopposingcircumsion.org isn't really convincing.

but really..

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"I have taken a poll amongst all of my female friends, and I have a ton of them. 100% of them prefer circumsised penises That's all i need to know."

[Edited on July 28, 2009 at 9:34 PM. Reason : /]

7/28/2009 9:31:39 PM

when i was with guys, granted i never fucked them but did pretty much everything else, i preferred Uncircumcised..but thats just me

7/28/2009 9:46:13 PM

i've never gotten any complaints. and every mohel i've ever met has never had a mishap. it is more likely an appendectomy will go wrong than a circumcision.

7/28/2009 9:50:33 PM

7/28/2009 9:51:56 PM

funny shit ITT

and NCSUwolfy is killin' it!!! I think I love her. hehe

7/28/2009 10:30:16 PM

ive always found it mildly entertaining that the same people who think it's peachy keen to put pre-born babies through a salad-shooter pitch such a motherfucking fit over something that most people are happy they had done

MILDLY entertaining. it's almost always the daddy's money lesbians that throw the biggest fit.
ANd fatties

fatties just love dickcheese

they love me too

7/28/2009 10:35:47 PM

of course I have been circumcised

you think I'm a pagan barbarian or something?

7/28/2009 11:01:30 PM

watch the Penn & Teller: Bullshit episode about circumcision (season 3 episode 1) - it's informative and hilarious

but remember kids, always check the facts for yourself

[Edited on July 28, 2009 at 11:25 PM. Reason : ok I just read the thread and realized ScHpEnXeL said the same thing on page 2 durrrrrr]

7/28/2009 11:22:59 PM

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"the penis is not exactly the most attractive thing."

what?? which is why there are phallic symbols all over the place throughout history. I <3 the peen.

Also, I think mine resembles 3 down, 3 across the most. interesting.

Also, I have never seen uncircumcised cock. (altho I'm discounting one that was partially naturally circumcised. don't ask)

[Edited on July 28, 2009 at 11:27 PM. Reason : jk]

7/28/2009 11:23:54 PM

the show bullshit would be better if penn wasn't so pompous

7/28/2009 11:25:22 PM

because ancient symbolism is all about aesthetic value right

7/28/2009 11:25:54 PM

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"Like I mentioned on page 1, a friend of mine had sexual experiences both before and after getting circumcised and he says its so much more sensitive now and he enjoys sex better."

Wouldn't it make it less sensitive instead of more?

7/28/2009 11:26:43 PM

^^^that's one of the reasons why it's so hilarious

without him, what's Teller going to do? sit there and NOT TALK?

[Edited on July 28, 2009 at 11:27 PM. Reason : CUNT PICKLE]

7/28/2009 11:26:47 PM

its not like your nerves are cut off, just the skin surrounding them.

with the nerves more exposed you get an entirely different sensation.

7/29/2009 2:11:28 AM

shit, i get hard when the wind blows.

i don't NEED any more got-dam nerve endings on my cock.

7/29/2009 2:30:49 AM

but its so much fun

7/29/2009 3:39:48 PM

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"its called a private decision, just like breast feeding and delivery method"

delivery method?

7/29/2009 11:24:25 PM

^lol natural, c-section, epidural or no epidural, midwife or hospital etc etc etc

7/29/2009 11:27:13 PM

water birth ftw

those chicks on TLC always look so happy to be shitting out a baby in a bathtub full of water

7/29/2009 11:29:31 PM

If the guy is uncut or is wearing a condom it really detracts from the porn for me, no matter what the girl looks like

if that sounds gay, i guess it sounds gay

7/29/2009 11:32:24 PM

^

7/29/2009 11:34:00 PM

^^ I haven't seen an uncircumcised cock in porn in a while... I can only think of one dude (and I don't know his name) who has one... it was on a Brazzers scene.

Would Pete North approve? I think not...

[Edited on July 29, 2009 at 11:42 PM. Reason : and dont even say anything... you cant not by accident cock look in hardcore porn fags...]

7/29/2009 11:42:06 PM

I like how most of the guys in this thread say they are glad they were circumcised. How the hell can they say they're glad when they don't know what it's like to be uncircumcised?
Unless of course they've had close first hand experience with another dude's uncut cock...


btw, I'll have my baby girl's inner labias and hood cut off when she's born.
She'll be prettier, won't stink (because circumcision eliminates the need to wash yourself), will be less likely to contract an STD, won't get cancer, and her clit will be more sensitive.

[Edited on July 30, 2009 at 12:14 AM. Reason : semantics]

7/30/2009 12:09:32 AM

The CDC is going to recommend that all newborn baby boys be circumcised. So for all your bottombaby type hippies - suck it.

Not circumcising your baby is as dangerous as not getting all the proper needles.

8/24/2009 11:05:39 AM

Yes, I have been, but I hope I never have a son, so I don't have to go through the decision of whether to get him circumcised or not.


[Edited on August 24, 2009 at 11:10 AM. Reason : ]

8/24/2009 11:08:35 AM

female circumcision is not the same thing. Why do you people keep claiming that argument as devil's advocate? Get some facts...shit.

8/24/2009 11:12:03 AM

I am aroused ITT.

8/24/2009 11:15:29 AM

Grip it and snip it.

8/24/2009 11:36:16 AM

Quote :

"honestly, i think they'd just take whichever one was bigger."

8/24/2009 2:18:32 PM

thank god yes

8/24/2009 2:24:00 PM

Quote :

"Circumcision violates a child's basic human rights. It is mutilation, period. I do not understand how we can be horrified by female circumcision in other countries, yet we routinely amputate healthy tissue from the genitals of our infant boys. The tissue that is removed is healthy tissue rich with blood and nerve endings and also protects the sensitive head of the penis. We remove that protection and those nerve endings, forever robbing our sons of a certain level of sexual pleasure and the right to choose what is done with their body."

Somebody was on here recently saying their friend who was in his 20's decided to get circumcised and he ended up enjoying sex more afterward than he did before. This is simply based upon something I heard rather than facts though, obviously. I will say that if male circumcision is damaging at all to the sexual experience, I still don't think it's nearly as damaging as female circumcision.

I'm glad my shit got handled back then honestly, cause I think uncircumcised shit looks nasty son and I know that I wouldn't do it now due to the risks associated with being unconscious or drugged while someone hacks away at my cock. That story about the dude going in for a circumcision and coming out with no cock always bothers me too. That's so disturbing, you know? I don't like it.


I found that post btw, it was on page 1 of this thread:

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"bdmazur: i know someone who got the snip when he was 20 so he knows how it feels used both ways...and he likes it better now"

8/24/2009 2:29:05 PM

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"I still don't think it's nearly as damaging as female circumcision."

That's a meaningless statement. FC is not black and white like MC is.

There are varying degrees of it.

Cutting off part of the labia minora.
Cutting off all of the labia minora.
Cutting off the tip of the clitoris.
Cutting off the whole clitoris.
Even cutting of the labia majora.

Or any combination of the above.

While I find the practice to be horrible, I don't see how the first one I mentioned would be as or more damaging than MC. Indeed, it would less damaging, as far as sexual stimulation is concerned.

8/24/2009 2:39:06 PM

FUCK THESE MOTHERS WHO PIERCE THEIR BABY'S EARS! WHAT IF THE BABY DIDN'T WANT THAT?!? WHO DO THEY THINK THEY ARE????

8/24/2009 2:49:26 PM

^^ I make no claims about being a female circumcision expert. Good for you though man...

8/24/2009 2:50:58 PM

Quote :

"if that sounds gay, i guess it sounds gay"

it does

8/24/2009 2:51:44 PM

I happened to be present for just such a discussion between two slightly drunk female friends of mine. The consensus was uncut is better for vaginal intercourse because it folds back into something like a cock-ring. However, both stated that they love their mans member because they love the man, and even the most incredible wang won't compare to a loved wang.

8/24/2009 2:54:25 PM

My wang is incredible. I just wish someone would give it a chance and learn to love it.

8/24/2009 3:17:44 PM

the only reason we think uncut cocks look better is because thats what we're used to. if it were the other way around, we'd all think that cut cocks look silly

8/24/2009 3:26:27 PM

um you worded that incorrectly but we know what you mean

8/24/2009 3:29:56 PM

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/08/24/health/policy/24circumcision.html?_r=1

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"Public health officials are considering promoting routine circumcision for all baby boys born in the United States to reduce the spread of H.I.V., the virus that causes AIDS."

Quote :

"Recently, studies showed that in African countries hit hard by AIDS, men who were circumcised reduced their infection risk by half."

[Edited on August 24, 2009 at 3:42 PM. Reason : d]

8/24/2009 3:41:34 PM

no

8/24/2009 3:44:49 PM