GIVE ME READING

8/10/2009 10:52:07 PM

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I WANT MY READING!!!!

8/10/2009 10:54:49 PM

Khcdwal: You will move to Canada only to find that the people there are just like the South Park Canadians. They fart all the time. Disgusted by this fact, you will move back to Greensboro, never to return to that smelly-ass country.

Swoakley: Your username makes me think of jackleg's hot younger brother. Therefore, you will not die. You will pull major ass and will contract chlamydia from pulling so much ass.

qntmtnfred: you will nerd yourself to death.

8/10/2009 11:27:50 PM

I'm not his brother, but I am hot.

I dont want chlamydia. give me another reading!

8/11/2009 1:06:13 AM

lol

8/11/2009 1:08:56 AM

i seek my future

8/11/2009 1:14:54 AM

j_sun, you will go to LA and die in a drive-by shooting at Roscoe's Chicken n Waffles.

swoakley, you will pull mad Internet tail on tdub by pretending to be jackleg's bro. Just remember to wrap it up.

8/12/2009 8:53:47 AM

can i get s psychic reading?

8/12/2009 8:54:26 AM

You will get laid by a beautiful amazon woman.

8/12/2009 8:56:32 AM

my turn my turn!

8/12/2009 8:58:45 AM

ha

IT'S NOT PSYCHIC SINCE IT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT

8/12/2009 9:00:01 AM

^^ Oh, I'll do you alright.

^ But it can and will happen again. Thus, I am psychic.

8/12/2009 9:02:45 AM

so is that my reading? if so, sounds good

8/12/2009 9:15:45 AM

Yes.

8/12/2009 9:34:58 AM

requesting psychic reading

8/12/2009 9:36:09 AM

Hey lucy,

Did you you know that
I am jackleg's brother?

8/12/2009 9:36:22 AM

Can I get a new one? Mine broke.

8/12/2009 9:38:15 AM

D7: You're from Manteo? Do you know Theresa, Jennifer or Kimberly Simpson? And have you ever read The Coastland Times? That's my family's paper. Okay, as for your future, you and your gf will land an ad campaign for his and hers colognes. You'll become BFFs with Posh and Becks, as well as Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith. Sick of Hollywood fakeness, you'll return to your roots in Manteo so you can get out of the limelight.

ParksNRec: The Avett Brothers will hire you to play the jugs and washboard in their band. After two years, you will become addicted to crack cocaine and die in a hotel room filled with strippers.

8/12/2009 9:48:59 AM

Oh man, that would be awesome.

8/12/2009 10:11:43 AM

hahaha, i love my future.

and of course i've read the Coastland Times. it's the only newspaper out there.
i feel like those names are familiar, but i'm drawing a blank right now.

8/12/2009 10:16:05 AM

^ They're my cousins. And I spent my summers as a kid working in the paper and print shop (Times Printing). I miss the OBX. Beaches in FL are somewhat trashy. Much more developed.

8/12/2009 10:36:39 AM

when was the last time you went to the Outer Banks? it's changed so much.

8/12/2009 11:05:17 AM

Oh... Do tell me what fortune I hold...

8/12/2009 11:05:54 AM

^^ OBX for Christmas every year. I visit my fam (grandparents, aunts, uncles, cousins, etc) in Sunnyside. And then I visit my aunt and uncle in Rodanthe/Mirlo Beach (my uncle was the real estate developer/former owner for Serendipity, the house from Nights in Rodanthe).

^ You will turn into the nerdy kid's father from Ferris Bueller. You'll have a vintage car kept under wraps in the garage. Your dumb kid will destroy it. Sorry!

8/12/2009 11:27:28 AM

k

8/12/2009 11:28:06 AM

hook a nga up

8/12/2009 11:28:18 AM

Quote :

"j_sun, you will go to LA and die in a drive-by shooting at Roscoe's Chicken n Waffles."

oh man, waffles are great til the very end

8/12/2009 2:40:30 PM

i too would liek a readin

8/12/2009 2:48:22 PM

sure!

8/12/2009 2:49:03 PM