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[Edited on August 11, 2009 at 10:29 AM. Reason : c]

8/11/2009 10:23:39 AM

definetly have had several dogs that chased cats, its actually a huge pain in the dick especially if they are big dogs

8/11/2009 10:25:02 AM

OH I KNOW IT, WHAT A PAIN IN THE COCK SON.

8/11/2009 10:27:34 AM

and I wouldn't mind owning a cat... hell, right now I think I'd rather own one. Less responsibility- I can leave town for a couple of days and the thing will be alright. Or not come home from a day out at the bar


if I were to get one, I'd get the real man's version of the one my gf has... full blooded maine coon... suckers can get big!

8/11/2009 10:30:00 AM

FUCK CATS

8/11/2009 10:34:31 AM

Yeah, my cat Scumbag (He lives back at home) looks exactly like the Maine Coon in that pic. He wasn't a pure Maine Coon, but he definitely had a shitload of it in his blood. He's a big son.

8/11/2009 10:36:44 AM

God just looking at that hair makes my eyes water.

8/11/2009 10:37:54 AM

tears of joy cause you would get to hang out with it?


or tears of sorrow because you moved out and it wouldn't get to wake you up every morning?

8/11/2009 10:42:41 AM

tears from red eyes from all the fur I'm allergic to.

8/11/2009 10:45:11 AM

what if you are a guy and you own a tiger, do you still not have a dick?

8/11/2009 10:46:23 AM

i miss my cat from back home. my parents had to put him down a couple of years ago. he was 17
years old, had arthritis and skin problems. his blood pressure even caused him to go blind in one eye,
so they decided to end his suffering. i told them to do what they felt was best since i couldn't see
what was going on first hand, but then they forgot to tell me... i found out from my sister about a
week later when i asked "how is Cloud doing?" and she told me what happened... wtf?

8/11/2009 10:48:31 AM

oh dag.

my mom called me when my cat died back home. she was 21 though.
i got her when i was 2.

8/11/2009 10:51:48 AM

Original ad:
Wanted: ride from philly to rehoboth beach

i am trying to leave any time next friday. i will pay for gas, and provide conversation.i am bringing a large duffel bag and a cat.
From Mike Partlow to ***********@*********.org

Hey,

I have to go to court in Rehoboth next Friday, so I would be able to give you a ride. I just want to know, you're female, right?

Mike

From chris ******** to Me

i am male. what time did you want to leave?
-chris

From Mike Partlow to chris *********

Chris,

I'm sorry, I thought you were female because you said you owned a cat. Sorry, but I don't want to give you a ride. Two dudes in a car, going to Rehoboth, it just seems a little gay. Better luck next time.

Mike

From chris ******** to Me

wtf how is that gay? i just want a ride!

From Mike Partlow to chris *********

Well normally I wouldn't think anything of it, but first off, you own a cat, and you are a dude. That is a huge red flag right there. Any normal straight guy wouldn't own a cat, and if he did, he wouldn't care about the cat enough to take it to the beach. Second, you want to go to Rehomo Beach. I'm not judging your lifestyle or anything man, I just don't want you gaying up my car. No offense. I don't even want to know what is in your duffel bag.

From chris ******** to Me

stfu dude why are you being a prick! im not fucking gay i just cant get a fucking ride to the beach! my GIRLFRIEND happens to have a house in rehoboth!!

From Mike Partlow to chris *********

Yeah, I'm sure he does.

I think Richard Simmons is driving down there next week, try to get a ride with him.

8/11/2009 12:43:59 PM

i dont know what this city is but that is one funny dialogue

8/11/2009 12:46:09 PM

Rehoboth Beach is a beach in Delaware that has a reputation for lots of gays. Kind of like Fire Island, NY.

lol.

8/11/2009 1:09:51 PM