More from the same tanning girl, RE: Obama's offshore drilling announcement:

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"there goes our beautiful beaches ='( what an asshole. thats all i have to say about that."

3/31/2010 4:54:53 PM

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"NOT SAYN ITS GUD TO BE A GOLD DIGGA, BUT IF UR GONNA BE ONE...WORD OF ADVICE...DNT BE THT BITCH THT THINK UR DIGGN N THEM PCCKETS BC HE PAID UR WAY INTO THE CLUB, BOUGHT U UNLIMITED AMOUNT OF DRINKS, AND FED U AT IHOP...C'MON SON..U R NOT A GOLD DIGGA, UR A CHICKENHEAD..AND A BAD ONE AT THT.."

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"ADULT ENTERTAINMENT QUESTION OF THE A.M FOR THE FELLAZ..SCENERIO:IF UR WITH A FEMALE AND SHE HAS A BABY..A YR LATER U FIND OUT ITS NOT URS, DO U CONTINUE TO TAKE CARE OF THT BABY?? NOW IF U SAY NO...WHTS THE DIFFEERENCE IN U DATING A FEMALE THT ALREADY HAS KIDS? UR GONNA HELP TAKE CARE OF THEM...EITHER WAY, THEY R NOT UR BIOLOGICAL KIDS..PLEASE EXPLAIN"

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"ADULT ENTERTAINMENT QUESTION FOR THE A.M..DO U KNOW WHEN AND IF UR GONNA GIVE IT UP WITHIN THE 1ST 10-30MINS OR LESS OF MEETING A DUDE....DOES N E ONE CARE TO AGREE OR DISAGREE???? COMMENTS?????"

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" IF I JUST HURT UR FEELINGS BY MY LASTEST STATUS UPDATES, THEN SO THE HELL WUT..I TOLD U WUT ERRRBODY ELSE IS SAYN BEHIND UR BACK..I TOLD U THT U NEEDED TO STEP UR GAME UP WHEN WE WERE "KOOL" NOW THT WE R NOT, I HAVE A GUN, GO KILL YO SELF...LETS KILL THE DJ...(POW!!!) U R THE WEAKEST DJ...GOODBYE"

4/6/2010 4:29:48 PM

are those all from SaabTurbo's FB?

4/6/2010 4:31:08 PM

SRSLY.

4/6/2010 4:56:51 PM

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"Srsly? People actually celebrate Confederate History Month? You're kidding. That's like having a Nazi month."

Turned into a debate.

4/7/2010 7:57:49 PM

^ Niiiiice.

4/7/2010 7:58:59 PM

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"just saw Jack Johnson's new album and he grew his hair out, ahhhmazing!!!!! why was he hiding that?"

4/9/2010 11:25:42 AM

Not stupid but funny to me:

4/9/2010 4:09:53 PM

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"SIGNS THT A GUY IS NOT THT INTO U....(1) HE TRIES TO HOLLA AT ME IN FRONT OF UR FACE...(2) U TALK TO HIS VM MORE THAN U TALK TO HIM...(3) WHEN HE SEE YOU, HE TRIES TO AVOID CONVERSATION....N E BODY WANNA HELP ME OUT ON THIS ONE???? (ROGER THT)"

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"Be Royal in your Own Fashion: Act like a King to be treated like one. The way you carry yourself will often determine how you are treated; In the long run, appearing vulgar or common will make people disrespect you. For a king respects himself and inspires the same sentiment in others. By acting regally and confident ...of your powers, you make yourself seem destined to wear a crown."

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" I don't respect money, i respect real niggas cause where im from money only get ya killed nigga..."

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"yo you and your girlfriends with the French tips and the mack lipstick with the black Baby Phat fit knowing that your ass and tits is enough to have most n-ggas blind by the cash they spent yeaah, but not Rick you can’t knock Ricks Hussle convince you I love you until I got a limp muscle why I flip ruffles until my chi...ps double lets hit the sunset strip and get in some trouble, come on Hussle....."

[Edited on April 9, 2010 at 4:27 PM. Reason : .]

4/9/2010 4:21:06 PM

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"Wow I was totally almost in a head on collision. My heart is racing!"

might that be because you were facebooking and driving?

4/9/2010 4:55:17 PM

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"People build walls to keep u out; never force ur way in, u will find only more walls within walls. There r doors in these walls, doors to the heart and mind, and they have tiny keyholes. Peer through the keyhole, find the key that opens the door, and u have access to their will with no ugly signs of forced entry."

[Edited on April 19, 2010 at 5:32 PM. Reason : lolwat?]

4/19/2010 5:31:59 PM

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"no ugly signs of forced entry"

4/19/2010 5:39:41 PM

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" A BRIEF PRIMER ON ECONOMICS AND THE AMERICAN DREAM! 1. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that, is the beginning of the end of a nation. 2. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it..."

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"more of: A brief primer on economics and the American dream! 3. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. 4. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. 5. The government cannot give anybody anything that the government does not first take from someone else."

4/19/2010 6:50:11 PM

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"God gives us boundaries to avoid chaos in our lives. If you look at the world today, a lot of what's going on is due to stepping over the boundaries that were set from the beginning. Then we have the ordasity to question, "where is God?" when wickedness takes place."

4/20/2010 8:14:05 PM

ordasity????? hahahaha

4/20/2010 10:38:33 PM

I'M RENT ME A BACKHOE AN UPROOT DAT TREE

I WANNA KNO WHERE DA GOD AT

I WAN DA GOD

4/20/2010 10:40:57 PM

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"DEAR LORD, THIS YEAR YOU TOOK MY FAVORITE ACTOR, PATRICK SWAYZIE. YOU TOOK MY FAVORITE ACTRESS, FARAH FAWCETT. YOU TOOK MY FAVORITE SINGER, MICHAEL JACKSON. I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW, MY FAVORITE PRESIDENT IS BARACK OBAMA. AMEN."

this is fucking sickening

4/21/2010 5:06:22 PM

^that is fucking hilarious.

4/21/2010 5:18:29 PM

love it

4/21/2010 6:50:46 PM

haha, too bad all those deaths were last year though

4/21/2010 7:01:51 PM

that's not funny, it's scary. i despise george w. bush but would never consider saying such a thing, especially in public, in writing. jeeeeeezus.

4/21/2010 7:26:12 PM

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" i despise george w. bush"

4/21/2010 10:10:19 PM

4/21/2010 10:13:04 PM

4/21/2010 10:14:35 PM

4/21/2010 10:16:57 PM

http://www.cnn.com/2010/POLITICS/04/21/obama.facebook.prayer/index.html?hpt=T2

4/21/2010 10:33:55 PM

The comments on this one are gold:

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"Christine - Jacksonville, NC is ranked the #1 place in America to go if you're looking for a job...weird?!lol"

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"Andrea - Well with the way everyone seems to be gettin shot out there..a bunch of jobs are opening...lol...not really funny but it kinda is..lol"

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"Christine - lol they just opened up a Cook Out there a couple weeks ago and someone already got shot. Jacksonville is the next Houston!!"

4/23/2010 11:03:42 AM

all from the same person. the one up there that posted "ordasity" (lol)

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"in diar need of a massage..."

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"I have seen it all!! A dog has her own facebook page...LMBO!!"

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"When we don't deal with our thought life that does not align with God's word, we leave the devil access to get into our lives and reak havoc...selah"

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" I love Moe's Homewrecked burrito w/ caso....mmm mmmm good!!"

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"I think I had too much caso...oops!"

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" Dr. Creflo real talk on this DVD series...glad he ain't sceard to talk about this kind of stuff!!"

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" JEWISH? What is a leek and a matzot?"

(this is just retarded)

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" ....at a lost for words....."

the best one is probably:

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"i HATE mispelled words"

4/24/2010 7:46:32 PM

4/28/2010 10:14:52 AM

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" Alex - will be insane for a year, but it will all pay off when I walk across that stage next May!!!!! >Pat What?! You graduate next May??? I thought you were going to be a junior this fall."

And what, pray tell, useless degree are you getting. You already have your MRS degree

5/7/2010 5:44:12 PM

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"LISTEN UP PEOPLE...There's a site called Spokeo.com - it's a new online phone book w/personal information: everything from pics you've posted on FB or web, your credit score, home value, income, age, etc. To remove yourself: first search for yourself on their site to find the URL of your page then go to the Privacy button on the bottom of the page to remove yourself. Copy & share"

5/7/2010 5:51:31 PM

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"is SHOCKED that the DMV hands out licenses to people who need a translator to answer simple questions they are asked..what an f'n joke"

5/12/2010 11:26:09 AM

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" ...this is directed to my old hooters peeps....does anyone remember what goes in a hooter shooter? I know a raw oyster and I think cocktail sauce and something else....HELP!"

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"the embassy suites isnt making enough money off of us. we have broken a plate, a glass, wet a bed, broken the back of a potty, and broken the actual potty."

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"things that suck - chocolate milk vomit. All over me."

5/12/2010 11:53:47 AM

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"I'm the shit with no scent you smell me"

5/12/2010 11:54:49 AM

lolwut ^

5/12/2010 11:57:14 AM

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"75 stacks a month to Kelis she is broke so she trynna break my man Nas pockets. What's up with our system for a woman to get that much bread all that shit aint goin to the baby he payin her life bill now.... SMH"

from the same guy

5/12/2010 12:00:00 PM

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"Elastration complete!"

5/12/2010 12:02:13 PM

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"In WALMART. Where u at"

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"Rd block on us1 (youngsville) they r not playn!!!"

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"5'3 153.4lbs. Slimming down 4 the summer. I LOOK GREAT NAKED...I PROMISE!!! Will b n Henderson/Warrenton so hit me up if u want a tee. See ya soon. MUAH"

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"My Waistline is slowly disappearing and I LOOK GREAT NAKED...I PROMISE!!!>>>Henderson/Warrenton I will be down Wednesday if u wud like 2 purchase a tee. tryna save ya on shippn. holla at me. MUAH"

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" I'm so HAPPY!!! I LOOK GREAT NAKED...I PROMISE!!!"

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"PSA>>>If u can't call me during NORMAL business hrs, then by all means DON'T call me after the damn club!!! Not ur AVERAGE woman. So get ur mind rite b4 u try 2 step 2 me. Cha hearrd mae"

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"Yall lil girls thinkn yall doin something bc he took u to ihop. Ha. Holla at me when he starts to fly u out of the country. Now LONDON tht!!!"

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"New York and Jersey niggas r the effn worst!!! Uugghh. Plz dnt come to NC thinkn u gonna run shit. Its not where ur from, its where ur at. Now LONDON tht!!!"

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"5'3 150. Toning up and feelin great. I LOOK GREAT NAKED...I PROMISE!!!"

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" in WOW mode rite now and I'm lovin it. I LOOK GREAT NAKED...I PROMISE!!! 5'3 153lbs"

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" IF U WUD LIKE TO PURCHASE AN "I LOOK GREAT NAKED" TEE, PLZ SEND THE COLOR, SZ, QUANTITY ALONG WITH UR ADDRESS TO xiansymone@yahoo.com...WE WILL SEND U AN INVOICE..U CAN PAY THRU PAYPAL AND WE WILL SHIP U UR ORDER..THANX FOR THE LOVE AND SUPPORT"

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"IM WIFEY MATERIAL...CHA' HEEAARRRDD MAE...I LOOK GREAT NAKED...I PROMISE!!!"

5/12/2010 12:09:39 PM

^ so how do they look naked?

5/12/2010 12:10:32 PM

I'M 5'3 AND 153 AND I'M LOOKIN GUD 4 SUMMER

5/12/2010 12:13:41 PM

hahahaha what the F

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"Yall lil girls thinkn yall doin something bc he took u to ihop. Ha. Holla at me when he starts to fly u out of the country. Now LONDON tht!!!"

This is my fave

5/12/2010 12:50:05 PM

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"is still confused as to why the other night when the cops pulled me over they asked me if I was drunk and/or had a mental disorder...I know for sure I wasn't drunk :/"

5/12/2010 2:12:20 PM

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"to all the girls who think it's cute to post things like "your my world" or "your my everything" if you're gong do post it at least get the grammar right. Your does not stand for you are, the correct word is YOU'RE, can we please get past 7th grade grammar?"

and the first response:

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" thats like one of my biggest pet peves, when ppl spell that wrong. glad im not the only one."

5/31/2010 11:33:49 AM

lulz

5/31/2010 11:34:27 AM

all from the same person:

*[girl] went from being "engaged" to "single."*

*[girl] went from being "single" to "engaged."*

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" im sorry that ive been mean everyone!!! im just stressed out. i never knew being a mom just changes everything"

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"so i guess my water is shut off...again."

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"ok everyone, the news is in.....I am having another baby girl!!!"

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"how do you heal a broken heart."

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"[baby daddy]s just not thinking about how i feel, or anything, he just needs to start growing up. he needs to realize that he is about to have another baby and we have to work together as a team. its not just me who needs to do everything. and i dont think its right that he sleeps all day then goes out, while i work full time and take care of [baby]"

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"i need a better life"

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"please everyone fogive me. Not everything i said is true. [baby daddy] is a great father, and is trying to help me. i am going to see a therepyst to talk to. I obviously cannot handle myself or anything right now. so again please everyone i am sorry."

fuckin' breeders

5/31/2010 11:59:33 AM

I'm facebook friends with someone like that

it's the worst

5/31/2010 12:04:07 PM

I am glad I've hidden or not friended most people like this on Facebook. Goddamn. I can't even understand most of these.

5/31/2010 12:07:12 PM

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"One of the great uses of Twitter and Facebook will be to prove at the Last Day that prayerlessness was not from lack of time"

*PAUSE*

6/5/2010 1:40:10 AM

Nothing irks me more about that statement than the term "prayerlessness." That's not even a word. They could have said blaming lack of prayer on lack of time.

6/5/2010 2:03:29 AM

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" So where are all the "Save the Gulf" concerts? Where are the TV Benefits with celebrities and musicians giving heart felt speeches for the poor fisherman, wildlife ,beaches, loss of income and sabotaged gulf economy?I find it rather strange how these people (including ...our...own...government) are so quick to help Haiti and other countries but sit on their @ss for this one. Just the facts. Post if you agree"

6/8/2010 7:57:50 PM