The difference is I don't go around talking about it everfuckingwhere! GOT IT NOW OR DO I NEED TO REPEAT A THIRD FUCKING TIME?

8/14/2009 4:58:08 PM

This thread reeks of jealousy.

Having said that, would zorthage be cool with another dude wanting to fuck you?

8/14/2009 4:59:40 PM

haha you say that in all my threads. I'm not a jealous person.

8/14/2009 5:00:17 PM

Quote :

"And I definitely shouldn't discuss fisting and the logistics of keeping lube off light switches."

haha

lol

8/14/2009 5:00:36 PM

^^bullshit.

Quote :

"jealousy is a stinky perfume"

[Edited on August 14, 2009 at 5:01 PM. Reason : ^]

8/14/2009 5:00:45 PM

Kiwi said:

Quote :

"The difference is I don't go around talking about it everfuckingwhere!"

No, you dumb broad. You go around talking about what other people are doing everywhere. Jesus fucking Christ, I wish you'd cop AIDS and die.

[Edited on August 14, 2009 at 5:02 PM. Reason : ...]

8/14/2009 5:00:51 PM

you talk about plenty of dumb shit nobody wants to hear in multiple threads, even after it causes you total humiliation, kiwi. i think maybe you are wondering what it is like to go over to the dark side. I'm sure ambrosia will show you the ropes if you beg nicely.

8/14/2009 5:01:09 PM

T-dub cat fight!

8/14/2009 5:01:10 PM

full blown aids

8/14/2009 5:01:31 PM

Um, you definitely are. Who makes a thread like this?

I'm not about to make a thread about some dude fucking a chick.

Wtf?

In fact, for awhile, you seemed normal, but over the past 6 months, you seem to be creeping closer and closer to some cliff. I don't know what that cliff is, but it isn't one you want to fall off.

8/14/2009 5:01:41 PM

Cause I don't talk about me! haha, it's perfect!

8/14/2009 5:01:47 PM

Quote :

"The difference is I don't go around talking about it everfuckingwhere!"

The similarity is that you go around talking about how you don't like it everyfuckingwhere!

8/14/2009 5:02:10 PM

It's been kept to this thread thankyouverymuch.

Maybe I'll just install the userblock plug in and be done with it!

[Edited on August 14, 2009 at 5:03 PM. Reason : but admit it, you guys are fuckin' easy to rile up.]

8/14/2009 5:03:18 PM

I'm having a hard time finding a reason to make a thread about someone that talks about sex alot.

I mean, ok, we aren't 17, but we are old enough to not care about people caring about a lot of sex.

8/14/2009 5:03:32 PM

Because most of us have imaginations and maybe if we go EW GROSS enough she will stop putting those nasty images in our heads.

8/14/2009 5:04:57 PM

I'm not sure rile is the proper word here, more like, trainwreck.

OH NO, NASTY IMAGES

THEY HAUNT ME

WHATEVER WILL I DO


I'm gonna go with, if you'd get the fuck off the internet, you wouldn't have to worry about any of that shit.

[Edited on August 14, 2009 at 5:05 PM. Reason : .]

8/14/2009 5:05:16 PM

Yeah but I like chillin' on tdub!

8/14/2009 5:07:18 PM

Quote :

"I definitely shouldn't discuss fisting and the logistics of keeping lube off light switches. "

this cracks me up. 2 of my other friends have had similar problems (with the lube)

8/14/2009 5:10:05 PM

[Edited on August 14, 2009 at 5:11 PM. Reason : quote tags!]

8/14/2009 5:10:41 PM

Quote :

"Keep yo personal shit off of here nasty!"

Pot, how's that kettle taste? Btw, when you made this thread, I had made three posts that were unambiguously about last night's sexcapades. It's gotten so much detail only because you decided to call attention to it.

Actually, when I point that out, it no longer seems like she's jealous: She's happy for me. How loving and good-natured of kiwi!

Quote :

"can I get some details plz? "

Shawna, you know I love you and would love to share, but I absolutely cannot post anything kiwi might dislike. There's no telling what might happen as a result.

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"When I look at cb I don't want to see her nasty fucking personal life splayed out, ew. "

(2 or 3? references)
You get so defensive so often, and then you go and say shit that proves you're incapable of doing something as basic as ignoring something. Many, many, many people on TWW don't want to see you post. But they put on their big girl/big boy britches and deal with it. Like adults, or at least some passable semblance of adult behavior. It's not that hard - you should give it a shot, at least once.

The only contribution you make with your obsession over Matt and I (still haven't figured out what's going on there, but there is a reason my nuts are black and blue from the rides you take on them) is to show how absolutely batshit crazy you are, and to serve as real-time case study in going off the deep end. Well, and a lesson on cowardice.

Jen,
(You're gonna like this girl, FYI)

Quote :

"Because most of us have imaginations and maybe if we go EW GROSS enough she will stop putting those nasty images in our heads."

Damn, Kris is fresh out of waaaambulance. You're just gonna have to deal with it.

8/14/2009 5:11:41 PM

Damn, I pwnt you so hard.

8/14/2009 5:15:45 PM

And what a fine job you did.

8/14/2009 5:16:31 PM

Every time Kiwi opens her mouth about Ambrosia she just makes herself look like a bigger fool. I really doubt anybody cares about what Ambrosia did last night except her, her husband, and whoever she did it with.

You must have a very sad life Kiwi. I feel sorry for you and disgusted by you at the same time.

8/14/2009 5:17:26 PM

k

8/14/2009 5:20:43 PM

Can someone summarize this thread? Perhaps graphically?

8/14/2009 5:23:46 PM

please link the original posts so we can decide.

8/14/2009 5:24:02 PM

Quote :

"but admit it, you guys are fuckin' easy to rile up"

but no one in here is "riled up"

everyone else, but you, seems to think otherwise.

8/14/2009 5:30:34 PM

this is getting out of hand

8/14/2009 5:30:45 PM

I owe Kiwi a coffee if she ever comes to Raleigh, I just have to meet her.

8/14/2009 5:31:31 PM

Quote :

"kiwi u need my dick in your life so you can quit worryin about this dumb shit cuz ya boy obviously aint gettin it done"

8/14/2009 5:32:39 PM

speaking of dumb shit... hey bighit you gonna watch the UFC102? we should check it out

[Edited on August 14, 2009 at 5:34 PM. Reason : the randy v nogera fight is the dumb shit by the way... i feel bad.. i want randy to retire]

8/14/2009 5:33:25 PM

more importantly

was she hot as fuck?

[Edited on August 14, 2009 at 5:33 PM. Reason : she not he, lol]

8/14/2009 5:33:46 PM

hot? no.

Cute as hell?
God, yes

8/14/2009 5:34:13 PM

pics? i will judge cuteness. PM plz

[Edited on August 14, 2009 at 5:36 PM. Reason : no action shots needed]

8/14/2009 5:36:07 PM

[nein]

8/14/2009 5:36:33 PM

[9]

8/14/2009 5:37:13 PM

Did she play a harp?

8/14/2009 5:39:31 PM

were cupcakes present?

8/14/2009 5:39:54 PM

did she smell of apples and cinnamon?

8/14/2009 5:40:52 PM

was she short? tall? medium? brown? blond? pale? tan? freckles? no freckles?

help a sista out here

8/14/2009 5:41:31 PM

I <3 yall

If you want serious answers, PM your question. I'm not holding a Q&A forum.

8/14/2009 5:42:59 PM

pm sent

8/14/2009 5:49:29 PM

Damnit. I wasn't at my computer when Xtine messaged me, so I'm just finding out.

8/14/2009 5:53:46 PM

^^^ just post a FAQ here, that way you wont have to answer all the PMs.

8/14/2009 6:05:42 PM

heres a question everyone wants to know im sure


was it a threesome? or just you and a chick?
thats vital info i'd say

8/14/2009 6:10:14 PM

more importantly, do you want it to be a threesome?

I'm in town this December.

8/14/2009 6:15:05 PM

You people make me lol <3
^^threesome, but just barely. I'm a greedy bugger

[Edited on August 14, 2009 at 6:28 PM. Reason : sfd]

[Edited on August 14, 2009 at 6:28 PM. Reason : ds]

8/14/2009 6:28:01 PM

so many threads making my stomach feel bad lately

8/14/2009 6:28:51 PM

damn son my dick is hard.

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

[Edited on August 14, 2009 at 6:38 PM. Reason : isn't there like a lesbian discussions thread or some shit]

8/14/2009 6:37:46 PM

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8/14/2009 6:41:20 PM