trois

8/25/2009 6:24:25 PM

gah...you expect so much

8/25/2009 6:26:50 PM

nah, you're welcome anytime you want to just lay there are let me bang you.

I'm just requesting that you fuck my brains out if we were to ever find ourselves in that situation.

8/25/2009 6:29:38 PM

i'm pretty sure i have never fucked anybody's brains out


you could be the first!

8/25/2009 6:32:14 PM

oh lawd

8/25/2009 6:37:30 PM

PM sent!

8/25/2009 6:39:02 PM

PM received!

8/25/2009 6:40:26 PM

among other things...



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8/25/2009 6:41:33 PM

pictures or it never happened

8/25/2009 6:49:31 PM

Sullivan 902A

8/25/2009 6:51:57 PM

summer after 9th grade. i pumped like 3 times, then ran away scared.


not much has changed...

8/25/2009 6:53:19 PM

What, you only bone down during the summers?

8/25/2009 6:54:22 PM

lol at the stories in this thread.

I was in 10th grade and so was she. I had been chasing this since freshmen english but she had a long term boyfriend. After I managed to break them up we started dating and after about a month we were messing around in her bed and she broke out a condom and I was like "you don't know what to do with that" and she was like "oh yeah?" and put it on me and then she kinda just sat on it and was like whooaahaaaa haha she was a virgin too and took it like a champ. It actually lasted a good 45 minutes and I even have a few pictures from that day haha.

on a side note: I've taken 4-5 girls virginities and they usually don't go that well. usually there's that screwy face they make and the awkward "I know I'm hurting you, even though I'm going as easy as I can, but don't want to get blue balls" thing. One girl (a Meredith girl) and must have had sex like 10 times and I could never finish because she said it hurt so I told her to go get some experience and come back to me, which she did months down the road and now we booty call each other semi weekly

/words

8/25/2009 7:27:51 PM

@ theDuke866...Damn, Josh...I was ciphering on the idea of tappin' dat. (dat bein' LivinProof78).

I gots a dame tho. Shouldn't go there.

8/25/2009 7:43:28 PM

15. U of M practice baseball field. we were both drunk.

8/25/2009 9:08:58 PM

I was 20, she was 25.

She turned out to be married later... it wasn't what I thought it would be. I thought I did a better job jacking off.

8/25/2009 9:37:59 PM

i was 17, it was in a little room on top of a horse barn. weird smell... but whatever i was losing my v card.

8/25/2009 9:39:22 PM

she put a roofalin in my drink

8/25/2009 9:41:08 PM

18 yrs old

started out with "just the tip"

8/25/2009 10:12:11 PM

^^^i was out on a "date" with this guy the night i lost mine...

but it wasn't to him

8/25/2009 11:43:38 PM

Dizzamn woman. You piques mah curimosity.

8/25/2009 11:45:23 PM

the story is on page 1

8/25/2009 11:46:17 PM

Oh, I know...I read it...I means to say...dat you piques mah curimosity.

Ain't many wimmens dat got dem scrait BAWLS (and maybe grace, but then I might just be kidding myself).

8/25/2009 11:51:20 PM

I was in High School and my three best friends made a pact that we'd all get laid before we graduated. There was this really hot foreign exchange student named Nadia at our school. I had her half naked in my room but busted my nut twice when she put her hand near my junk. So I just ended up banging this nerdy, band chick after prom.

8/26/2009 12:32:21 AM

epic, you should make a movie about it, or something.

8/26/2009 9:40:07 AM

This thread discriminates against people who haven't lost their virginity yet.

8/26/2009 10:42:40 AM

12 years 'till reliving the 40 year old virgin?

8/26/2009 10:44:02 AM

Junior year in high school, my ex-gf had moved away the previous year to Marion, NC. Anyways she calls me one night and informs me that she is back in town visiting her friend, and that she wants to hang out. Fortunately for me I was house-sitting for my neighbors who were on vacation in Switzerland. So I brought her back to their house and we did it in their bed, she was very experienced so I have no blood stories or anything like that, but the 7 minutes that I lasted were great. Needless to say the 2nd go round was much better. I still feel somewhat weird everytime I visit home and talk to my neighbors now though.

8/26/2009 12:04:05 PM

Freshman year in college. Looked up a teacher from my high school sophomore year, we lunched and talked for months and one day he took me to his rag tag mobile home out in Zebulon. You jerks know the rest.

8/26/2009 1:22:49 PM

Quote :

"these threads always make me reflect upon my sexual history, and then feel dirty."

I was 15, going at it pretty good for a while, then my mom walked in. *carlface*

8/26/2009 1:25:28 PM

Quote :

"You jerks know the rest."

I LOLed at this.

8/26/2009 1:27:40 PM