I'll support the promotion of the term /CUNTNESS

I like being able to use it for one's self.. However, in its original context, it was implied that the other person end their cunt ways.

8/31/2009 10:19:52 PM

moment of silence for 3


RIP, Intimidator

8/31/2009 10:19:57 PM

/CUNTNESS

8/31/2009 10:22:25 PM

worchester, mass /=wooooooster mass


[Edited on August 31, 2009 at 10:24 PM. Reason : blah]

8/31/2009 10:24:04 PM

why does every stranger say "hey, how are you" when they walk by? YOU DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT HOW I "AM" What if I say "turrible"?

8/31/2009 10:26:18 PM

^ they do that everywhere dont they?

8/31/2009 10:31:04 PM

Wilson, NC /= Wiltsen, NC

Topsail /= Topsull

Concord /= Conkerd

8/31/2009 10:32:05 PM

Yeah well Hickory=Hikry

8/31/2009 10:32:31 PM

Not in Cali, Florida or the NE.

8/31/2009 10:32:49 PM

Prununciating shit proper like:

Mebane = Mehbehn
Beaufort = Bofurt
Duplin = DUEplin (not fucking duhplin, you fucking yankees)

8/31/2009 10:37:09 PM

CLEMPSON

8/31/2009 10:38:35 PM

wllminton

8/31/2009 10:39:15 PM

Quote :

"2) Why do you say Car instead of Kerr?"

cause its a name, that's how you say it

8/31/2009 10:50:07 PM

I waited tables in a touristy area for a while. Whenever people insisted on saying "App-pa-lay-shun", something bad usually happened to their meal before it reached the table.

Quote :

"why does every stranger say "hey, how are you" when they walk by? YOU DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT HOW I "AM" What if I say "turrible"? "

I always make it a point to scream, "YEAH, WELL FUCK YOU TOO BUDDY!!"

8/31/2009 11:07:27 PM

Quote :

"Duplin = DUEplin (not fucking duhplin, you fucking yankees)"

While I agree with the other 2 you said, I've never heard someone say "Dueplin" and I'm from Roxboro. It might just be a local thing, but everyone said "Duhplin" there.

9/1/2009 12:54:52 AM

you guys are getting trolled beyond the definition of trolling....

:carlface: to all

9/1/2009 12:56:13 AM

OFFICIAL LAUGH AT HICKS

http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=378738

9/1/2009 12:57:22 AM

lord have mercy someone from roxboro

9/1/2009 12:58:24 AM

MIDWEST?

that place sucks

also people want to live in the south because its cheap.

oh and I lived in Concord, Ca for awhile and they said it like Conkerd.

ive never heard anyone every call Concord, NC anything other than Concord. NO Conkerd.

[Edited on September 1, 2009 at 1:10 AM. Reason : YA HERD]

9/1/2009 1:08:13 AM

Quote :

"oh and I lived in Concord, Ca for awhile and they said it like Conkerd."

I, too, lived in the 94521.

Crystyl Ranch hood.

And I called it Con-CORD. Just saying...

9/1/2009 1:13:17 AM

Quote :

"lord have mercy someone from roxboro "

Trust me, I know.. I know..

9/1/2009 1:14:15 AM

^^ hmmm

who knows. This was 15 years ago.

[Edited on September 1, 2009 at 1:15 AM. Reason : ^^]

9/1/2009 1:14:51 AM

If these are your worst complaints then I'll take it.

Jesus...what shitty things to vent about on the internets....

Why do Yankees:

-insist their culture is the correct/best one?
-compare every city to Boston, NYC, Philly, etc? Cities are different all around the world, get used to it. No, we don't have a Knish stand here. It's ok.
-drive terribly?
-talk all the fucking time? spend some time being less loud and talking less...

9/1/2009 9:25:50 AM

Quote :

"we don't have good Italian food"

well you don't have to take it out on the rest of us

Quote :

"Not in Cali, Florida or the NE."

well, no one would mistake most from there for being polite either


it's dewplin (or due both sound about the same) i think i've only heard of one of them mental retards say it duhplin

Kerr lake is pronounced differently from each side of the border

Quote :

"I just wish you motherfuckers would learn how to drive when the weather is bad and I'm not even talking about snow/ice. Even when it rains you faggots act like you forgot which pedal is which."

southerners or northerners? anyone you see down hear driving like fools consistently is probably not been here very long..... i laff hysterically at the northerners that attempt to drive on the ice we get down here and end up in a ditch, they think it's snow.

[Edited on September 1, 2009 at 9:39 AM. Reason : j]

9/1/2009 9:31:09 AM

I will take a southern accent over a New England or Michigan accent any day of the fucking week.

9/1/2009 9:33:29 AM

Quote :

"why does every stranger say "hey, how are you" when they walk by? YOU DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT HOW I "AM""

i always thought of it as a way to politely allow someone to discuss their ailments/troubles since soliciting is bad form

9/1/2009 9:35:27 AM

People talk a lot of shit about the south, but I guarantee that the average southerner is far more polite and decent of a human being than your average Yankee.

9/1/2009 9:35:47 AM

based upon the sheer stupidity of the first post, i can only assume that its purpose is for trolling, and not the airing of actual complaints/questions.

this reminds me of that olde timee bbq thread from a few days back...

9/1/2009 9:43:20 AM

Quote :

"I will take a southern accent over a New England or Michigan accent any day of the fucking week."

The vast majority of those from New England have no accent at all. You're mistaking 99.99999% of New England with the Boston city limits...

^^ that is as stupid as most of this thread. More decent human beings? Are you serious? Talk about a completely unfounded and impossible to prove statement.

[Edited on September 1, 2009 at 9:53 AM. Reason : this entire thread is one big troll btw]

9/1/2009 9:52:20 AM

I, too, have always been confused why southerners have so much trouble turning their lights on in the rain. If you're driving in Pennsylvania and it's raining/drizzling/snowing/foggy, every single mother fucker has their lights on. Here you're lucky to see 2 out of 3 w/ lights on.

It's not as if Northerners are safer drivers (faster, reckless, more decisive yes, but safer no).

Southerners are also loathe to use their horn or flash the brights. I guess that's a politeness thing, but sometimes being a defensive driver requires you to communicate to other drivers with a loud noise.

9/1/2009 9:54:01 AM

we need a visit from King Douchebag ITT

9/1/2009 9:55:02 AM

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let me swang my country dick in this thread

9/1/2009 10:23:12 AM

I'm from North Carolina

I, nor my family, have ever subscribed to any of those "southern" doctrines.

W00t for stereotypes!

I also laugh pretty hard at NASCAR.

Oh, and it's actually typically pronounced con-CORD in the south.

Quote :

"Not in Cali, Florida or the NE."

oh HELL no. this cunt has to be kidding. Florida is only the 4th most backwards, redneck fucking state in the goddamned union, right behind Mississippi, Alabama, and Louisiana. Unless you lived in Miami, which might as well be its own nation-state, you are quite fucking off.

[Edited on September 1, 2009 at 10:28 AM. Reason : asdfs]

9/1/2009 10:25:16 AM

Quote :

"Wilson, NC /= Wiltsen, NC Topsail /= Topsull Concord /= Conkerd"

my person ones that i hate the most

asheboro != asheberrrel
greensboro != greensberrrel

9/1/2009 10:28:11 AM

Oh come on you just made that shit up.

Nobody says "berrel" instead of "boro".

[Edited on September 1, 2009 at 10:29 AM. Reason : s]

9/1/2009 10:29:09 AM

^hahahah that is quite true, actually.

9/1/2009 10:29:26 AM

Quote :

"that is as stupid as most of this thread. More decent human beings? Are you serious? Talk about a completely unfounded and impossible to prove statement."

Just because something is impossible to prove, does not make it an unfounded theory. See the majority of accepted scientific theories for details.

9/1/2009 10:30:12 AM

^^^they seriously do. swear to god

[Edited on September 1, 2009 at 10:30 AM. Reason : ^^^]

9/1/2009 10:30:29 AM

my gf says fayetteville like fetvull

also this north vs south pissing match is pretty stupid. Only rednecks and giedos argue about this shit. no one else cares.

9/1/2009 10:33:47 AM

Quote :

"Florida is only the 4th most backwards, redneck fucking state in the goddamned union,"

This man speaks the truth, my parents moved down to Florida when my dad got a promotion a few years ago and in the county just north of where they live (Near Ocala), I swear the KKK is alive and well there. I have NEVER seen so many rebel flags in one place, and I went a week without seeing a black person where they lived. It was fucking weird.

9/1/2009 10:36:11 AM

I think we should assemble a posse of at least three truckloads of the baddest ax handle swingin', Glock carrying, motherfuckers you know and go to the north to teach those jerks a lesson.

9/1/2009 10:36:28 AM

i saw more nascar loving, harley riding, full beard down to their beer belly rednecks in maine than i have in my entire life



just saying

9/1/2009 10:36:57 AM

^ if you ever go to a nascar race the majority of the people camping out are from Pennsylvania. I also once had a conversation with a guy working at a gas station somewhere below Harrisburg about NASCAR and how much he loved it. The convo started just because I said I was driving back to Charlotte.

9/1/2009 10:39:49 AM

Quote :

"my gf says fayetteville like fetvull"

some old folks back home say it as fedvul

9/1/2009 10:50:04 AM

^^lulz.

I have 2 good friends from Pittsburgh. They can attest, and it's also true, that the biggest "cells" of KKK groups are in Pennsylvania and Ohio. FUCK I hate northern pretense. Probably one of the biggest cultural myths of our country. Sure, you can apply it in the 19th century, but, really folks.

9/1/2009 11:00:41 AM

I don't think the apostrophe thing is limited to grocery stores, any singular one-word store title often gets the treatment:
Kroger's
Belk's
(JC) Penney's
Eckerd's (before they got bought out by Rite Aid)

As opposed to those who are actually plural names, like Macy's, Lowe's, Kohl's, etc.

9/1/2009 11:06:14 AM

Some people make fun of me for calling a shopping cart a buggy, it drives them crazy

9/1/2009 11:09:09 AM

"northern pretense" is pretty much nonexistent up here. The joke in Brooklyn is that everyone who moves here is from Ohio. So by default all the "natives" hate people from Ohio.

its all the same.

9/1/2009 11:17:33 AM

I moved down here from PA when I was 13 so I guess I am officially a southerner now, but all of my extended family is still up north. So allow me to show you one of the differences I appreciate about the south:

Here is the scenario: You are in the grocery store, it's a tight aisle, and you are trying to get past someone who is standing in the middle of the aisle. Here are the different responses:

Southerner : "Excuse me"
Northerner : "Are you going to fucking move or what?"

9/1/2009 11:18:53 AM

Quote :

"The vast majority of those from New England have no accent at all. You're mistaking 99.99999% of New England with the Boston city limits..."

This is out right wrong. Most of the people i've met from Mass, regardless of if it is western or eastern, are nasally sounding. People from NH definitely have an accent, as do those in Maine. Stop making stuff up.

Quote :

" asheboro != asheberrrel greensboro != greensberrrel"

This happens a lot.

Quote :

"Kroger's Belk's (JC) Penney's Eckerd's (before they got bought out by Rite Aid)"

This happens a lot as well, but i think only with these 4.

9/1/2009 11:25:49 AM