3.5 kids

riiiight

9/8/2009 5:01:11 PM

fuck that mowe fuckingggg bULl sHeyat!!! fuck that shit motherfucka motherfuck! Shorty you need to shut the hell up and let me do my thang in your poontang

9/8/2009 5:01:46 PM

Yes, like any normal man I want an army of little linebacker me's running around fucking shit up

[Edited on September 8, 2009 at 5:14 PM. Reason : n]

9/8/2009 5:13:53 PM

I was on the fence.

But it looks like that doesn't matter anymore. It's exciting and very terrifying for me at the same time.

Hell, I'm weird and that's all there is to it.

9/8/2009 8:12:29 PM

prolly not



i don't want children within 30 feet of me
though qntmbaby was quite adorable

9/8/2009 8:14:26 PM

still not sure yet. some days i think i would like 1-2 kids (2 at most) but i acknowedge that i'm very selfish, so i'm not sure how that will work. we're "discussing" it at the moment.

9/8/2009 8:18:05 PM

Naw

9/8/2009 8:18:20 PM

i'll most likely have kids eventually.... no where near ready to have kids now, and no where near finding the guy

9/8/2009 8:19:58 PM

Yes, but not a day before my 31st birthday.

Why yes? A combination of things. The little bastards are annoying, but they're a legacy. They keep the family going. And I think that I'd be a good dad (but not until I'm 31).

Also, my dad has spent his entire parenting career explaining the following to my brother and I:

"Don't believe any woman who says she doesn't want kids. They lie. They will tell you that they don't, and they may even believe it themselves at the time. But their words will be laid bare for the hollow, shamefaced lies they are in due time."

[Edited on September 8, 2009 at 8:25 PM. Reason : so I'm giving up and accepting the fact in advance]

[Edited on September 8, 2009 at 8:31 PM. Reason : ]

9/8/2009 8:22:37 PM

i used to know for sure i wanted kids
now im not sure, i feel like i will want them when i find "the one" and am married for a few years n stuff.
the whole pregnancy thing though...ughh def not looking forward to ANY of that part, especially the labor...and getting fat
and small children annoy me a lot more these days...so...

eh...idk about kids

9/8/2009 8:30:23 PM

sounds like someone's makin babies in the apartment below me right now

9/8/2009 8:32:58 PM

no, but i do enjoy cumming.

9/8/2009 8:51:23 PM

i don't know. there are girls like ITCHING to get pregnant and i'm like...what is the deal. i feel none of this. maybe its because i have spent 2 summers working at a baby store. maybe it is because i nanny. maybe it is because my biological clock doesn't work.

i don't know. whatever the reason i do not and have not experienced that feeling.

i feel like i can't answer the question because I DON'T KNOW! it depends on how my life goes. i'm not like "ewww kids" but i'm also not like "GET ME PREGNANT NOW YAYYY MOTHERHOOD"

i got things to do and places to see and after that - who knows. the idea of adopting appeals more than having kids though. but i don't know if i even want to raise children at all. i'll just be like a badass aunt or godmother or something.

9/8/2009 8:57:13 PM

QFT

Quote :

""Don't believe any woman who says she doesn't want kids. They lie. They will tell you that they don't, and they may even believe it themselves at the time. But their words will be laid bare for the hollow, shamefaced lies they are in due time.""

I already have a 6 mo daughter, and I am great dad to her

I wanted to have a little girl for as long as I can remember... and I ideally wanted to have a child at 25, but it happened when I was 31 (12 days before I turned 32, actually). I wish I could have had her years ago, so I could spend longer with her!

9/8/2009 9:00:14 PM

i just heard the girl bust her ass in the shower. i didn't know my floor was so paper thin, i'm hearing way too much

9/8/2009 9:00:46 PM

Depends if I ever care for a SO.

9/8/2009 9:01:48 PM

yes, because i want kids.

9/8/2009 9:01:59 PM

Yes.

Because there are enough fucktards and stupid people in this world to let Idiocracy turn out to be true. I gotta play my part to making this world a better place after I'm dead.

9/8/2009 9:03:55 PM

P.S. I want one more... ideally, a boy (for me), but ideally a girl, so the one I have now has a sister to play with and be friends with.

And BTW, my wife was almost completely un-maternal a year or so ago... but after the birth of our daughter, she has become very highly maternal and child-like when playing with her.

So, here it is again:

Quote :

""Don't believe any woman who says she doesn't want kids. They lie. They will tell you that they don't, and they may even believe it themselves at the time. But their words will be laid bare for the hollow, shamefaced lies they are in due time.""

[Edited on September 8, 2009 at 9:05 PM. Reason : I TOTALLY LOVE BABIES ]

9/8/2009 9:04:41 PM

I do believe there are women who will truly never want to have babies. Honestly, I'd never want any child to live with the hereditary ailments that run in my family.

9/8/2009 9:08:13 PM

but if you did i'd make babies with you

9/8/2009 9:08:50 PM

^^

9/8/2009 9:09:14 PM

^^^^


Nobody knows now what they'll want or not want in 10 years.

9/8/2009 9:10:08 PM

Quote :

"I do believe there are women who will truly never want to have babies."

Yes, butch lesbians and hardcore tomboys. Not more than 5-8% of all women. Not as high as this thread would indicate.

Which means nearly all the women in this thread saying they don't want kids will one day turn around and want them, badly.

9/8/2009 9:10:44 PM

Yeah, I can't have a child in good conscience my sons, knowing how insane it would likely be son. It is just too risky son.

9/8/2009 9:10:57 PM

Well, I guess genetics is a 50/50 shot. Confusion, let's do this.

9/8/2009 9:11:29 PM

^^But then you'd have a reason to say son, son.

[Edited on September 8, 2009 at 9:12 PM. Reason : damnit all to hell]

9/8/2009 9:11:56 PM

i'm lookin for a lady to make babies with. i'm gonna be an awesome father

[Edited on September 8, 2009 at 9:15 PM. Reason : yeah]

9/8/2009 9:13:23 PM

^ can you make your did do that wide-eye thing that you do?

9/8/2009 9:14:08 PM

I've been pretty set on not having kids for 15 years now (the day I got my first period I tried to convince my parents to let me have a hysterectomy), but hey, who knows what the future holds. Luckily my bf doesn't want kids either, so hopefully he can keep me in this mindset... or throw me down the stairs.

[Edited on September 8, 2009 at 9:15 PM. Reason : KILL IT]

9/8/2009 9:14:52 PM

^^wat

9/8/2009 9:19:20 PM

Quote :

"I do believe there are women who will truly never want to have babies. Honestly, I'd never want any child to live with the hereditary ailments that run in my family."

I was of this mindset, too. Then I saw that even with the bad genes, the person in the family who got the shortest end of the stick (both literally and figuratively) made good on what they'd been given, and decided that maybe those genes weren't so bad.

Plus, I want to have children that are mine and my husband's, completely.

I'm also curious about what pregnancy is like

9/8/2009 9:21:01 PM

Anytime soon, no. Ultimately, if I ever meet the right girl, probably have one kid and adopt one kid. Again, this is my side, we'll see what she has to say to that. I definitely don't want more than two kids.

9/8/2009 9:21:53 PM

I'm just nervous about what the process is going to be like for me when I do decide I want babies.....

9/8/2009 9:22:42 PM

^^I for sure want more than two kids.

Out of curiosity, do you have siblings, and if so, how many?

[Edited on September 8, 2009 at 9:22 PM. Reason : df]

9/8/2009 9:22:49 PM

yes. to pass on the family name of "smith"

9/8/2009 9:23:02 PM

^^Only child, both my parents came from larger families.

9/8/2009 9:32:31 PM

My husband and I both have one sibling each.

Of the four of our parents, three are from larger families. My sister and I aren't close (at all!), he and his brother aren't that close, and his mother is so not at all close to her brother. And then we look at the relationships the other three parents have with their siblings, and we have decided that >2 is the way to go, especially since we want our kids to actually like each other. And (this is me speaking here, not us), to give them more than one chance to grow up with someone else, as opposed to simply growing up in the same house.

I posted earlier that Z is only half kidding when he says nine. I'd been saying for a while "okay, you have 5 pregnancies to get it done, assuming I am able to carry to term" (there are both physical and mental concerns that warrant that conditional clause).


I found out this summer that twins run on my mom's side oops!

[Edited on September 8, 2009 at 9:37 PM. Reason : dg]

9/8/2009 9:36:05 PM

if I ever reach the time when "I am ready" to reproduce, and me and my woman are monetarily comfortable.


it is then, when, I shall not pull out

[Edited on September 8, 2009 at 9:40 PM. Reason : ]

9/8/2009 9:39:43 PM

I rather enjoy busting in the box with no bag, b, so I will probably end up with kids at some point.

9/8/2009 9:39:49 PM

Eventually. Not right now or anytime soon.

9/8/2009 9:40:16 PM

^^ haha, kiljadn's army of little criminals!

[Edited on September 8, 2009 at 9:43 PM. Reason : kiwi's fat ass got in the way]

9/8/2009 9:42:54 PM

yeah honestly, I guess I've been lucky


and by lucky I mean I've been picky

9/8/2009 9:44:05 PM

I, too, have been lucky

and by lucky, I mean, I had at least 1 girlfriend that believed in abortion

9/8/2009 9:46:22 PM

I do make sure they're on the baby-killin pills before I bust in the box sans bag, fyi

9/8/2009 9:50:14 PM

me too

at one particular moment, I didn't know she was taking antibiotics

9/8/2009 9:53:51 PM

sounds like she got the chokin she needed for that one, tho



all's well that ends well

9/8/2009 9:58:13 PM

9/8/2009 9:59:23 PM

Have I reproduced? Yes.
Will I reproduce again? No.
Will I have another? Yes.

My husband and I had children early because our parents had us late in life (40ish). It was extremely important to me to be a young parent for many reasons, mostly to do with health and lifespan. My mother was 20 when she had my older brother and over 40 when she had my younger brother. Both have had distinctly different experiences and I would rather my children have the advantages and disadvantages that my older brother had than that of my younger brother.

I will likely not reproduce again because of the 50% risk of having another child with DiGeorge Syndrome. I would not have reproduced had I not been misdiagnosed myself as a child and thus received incorrect genetic counseling prior to having my son.

That said, I have always imagined a house full of children. My husband and I have already talked to a fertility specialist about having another child using a donor egg. We have also seen a social worker about the possibility of long-term fostering and adopting, but that is not our favorite option because of the special demands that Silas already places on us as a family.

I was born to raise children. I could not imagine doing anything else with my life. I feel that any children than my husband and I raise will be a credit to society rather than a burden.

9/8/2009 9:59:45 PM

n39470ry.

While I occasionally find kids fun, that whole going through the first year or two until they're fun to be with just seems like hell. My life is too busy for kids. On top of that, I have strong views on population control. Call it selfish or whatever you want, but I like being able to devote my time to my work and friends. Kids are just too demanding.

But I will say that depending on who I spend the rest of my life with, she may help sway me in the direction to have MAYBE 1 kid. I kinda like the idea of instilling the proper values into someone and raising them in a way to become a productive member of society, but as time goes on my outlook on future generations looks pretty grim.

9/8/2009 10:51:54 PM