TreeTwista10 prompted the question: would you rather have an 11" dick with only 3.5" girth (a.k.a. long and skinny), or a 3.5" dick with a whopping 9.75" girth

I chose long and skinny because...

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"If a girl has a cushiony ass, then tagging it from behind would be easier with a super long dick."

9/15/2009 2:10:22 PM

Ah, well that answers that.

9/15/2009 2:10:46 PM

Thanks Captain naysayer, your tireless adventures on the internet will never be appreciated. So this one goes out to you, lulz.

[Edited on September 15, 2009 at 2:14 PM. Reason : -]

9/15/2009 2:14:08 PM

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"So we need a standard to measure circumference. Take 2 measurements and average them together. 1. Around the largest part of the head 2. Around the largest part of the shaft Report the results to the nearest 1/4 inch"

According to lifestyles there are 3 measurements that need to be taken and an average of the three.

one behind the head one at the base and another in the middle.

9/15/2009 2:14:33 PM

pm me your phone # and ill send you a pic of my cock

9/15/2009 2:15:35 PM

haaaaaay linda,

my wing-wang is like a spaghetti noodle...al dente

9/15/2009 2:16:06 PM

NOT WHAT I HEARD!

9/15/2009 2:18:05 PM

Ziti?

9/15/2009 2:18:33 PM

angel hair

9/15/2009 2:20:02 PM

Im for real

9/15/2009 2:20:12 PM

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"According to lifestyles there are 3 measurements that need to be taken and an average of the three. one behind the head one at the base and another in the middle."

Cool. I almost put 3 but didn't.

The thing is, an average is good but the max girth should be plotted against the average.

9/15/2009 2:20:28 PM

more like pool noodle

9/15/2009 2:20:44 PM

same color for sure

9/15/2009 2:22:32 PM

if any ladies wanna holler at me, be sure to bring some KY, some liquor, and one of these

9/15/2009 2:24:46 PM

yes, size matters, the girth, that is.

most of the nerve endings are in the first 2-4 inches of the vaginal wall. beyond 4-6 inches, length doesn't matter.

bigger the girth, greater the stimulation, greater the pleasure.

9/15/2009 2:35:54 PM

dicks? too big?


shouldn't tww be worrying about too small?

9/15/2009 2:36:45 PM

yeah, because size really determines the websites frequented.

9/15/2009 2:41:34 PM

gotta stick together

even on the interwebs, brah
no hatin, no hatin

9/15/2009 2:43:10 PM

yeah i just did a quick semi circumference measurement and it was like 6.75"

i guess i'm just cursed

9/15/2009 2:43:54 PM

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"bigger the girth, greater the stimulation, greater the pleasure."

Personally, I feel there is a threshold for this

9/15/2009 2:46:21 PM

my diameter is 6 inches.

do i qualify?

do i get the prize?

9/15/2009 2:46:47 PM

and that threshold just gets larger every time

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

9/15/2009 2:46:59 PM

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"Personally, I feel there is a threshold for this"

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"and that threshold just gets larger every time"

10/10

9/15/2009 2:48:20 PM

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"Personally, I feel there is a threshold for this"

of course there is duh.

but, the point is that the threshold for length is waaaaaay more common than the threshold for girth.

9/15/2009 2:52:30 PM

diameter? did you use the bloody nail trick?

9/15/2009 2:55:25 PM

i wish i had a large p33n

9/15/2009 2:57:01 PM

"If I only had a p33n" said the unendowed straw man

9/15/2009 3:02:12 PM

Son of a Bitch. I'm an outlier.

9/15/2009 3:03:04 PM

I mean, I've never described my p33n as ideal(perfect), but that chart did, so whatevs

9/15/2009 3:05:05 PM

there is no such thing as too big

i want to feel it in my throat....



even when it's in my vagina

9/15/2009 3:05:30 PM

hay casey!

9/15/2009 3:07:03 PM

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"but, the point is that the threshold for length is waaaaaay more common than the threshold for girth."

What? My girlfriends and I refer to thickness as much as length in these convos

For the record... Mr. BlackBerry Pearl was about the size of 3 chapstick containers in girth

9/15/2009 3:10:19 PM

short and stubby?

9/15/2009 3:12:16 PM

More like short and skinny... quite unfortunate

9/15/2009 3:14:35 PM

omg bwn

9/15/2009 3:17:41 PM

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"My girlfriends and I refer to thickness as much as length in these convos"

It kind of weirds me out that girls sit around and talk about things like this.

I mean, I'd be creeped out of one of my buddies said to me, "Dude, this girl's vagina was tight as hell!" I'd straight up leave the room if my other buddies started engaging him in the conversation on the subject.

9/15/2009 3:37:32 PM

^ ~

9/15/2009 3:38:47 PM

yeah...but you can always talk about boobs


we have nothing like that to talk about so ding dongs it is!

[Edited on September 15, 2009 at 3:44 PM. Reason : sdlkfj]

9/15/2009 3:39:42 PM

Well, for the record, it's not like we just sit around talking about dick size. With my friends it pretty much only comes up when someone asks, and even then that doesn't guarantee you'll tell them or they'll tell you. I think we're more likely to talk about it if it was a fling or an ex.

^ Exactly. What's the difference between talking about how big some girls tits were and us talking about the size of your weiner? They're both size discussions of "private" parts.

[Edited on September 15, 2009 at 3:41 PM. Reason : .]

9/15/2009 3:40:27 PM

Girls drinking with their friends, no guys around, talk about a bunch of stuff. I'm not surprised this comes up often.

^ and ^^ Sure!


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9/15/2009 3:41:29 PM

i don't usually have to talk about it


i just show my gfs the pictures

9/15/2009 3:43:29 PM

^^^Except tits aren't really private. We are pretty expert at assessing how big they are, as well as various other attributes, from seeing you fully clothed in anything short of a parka. We don't have to sit around talking about how big some girl's breasts are because we already know. We've seen them.

That's why someone who says, "Man, did you see the size of the knockers on her?" generally comes off as pretty stupid. Of course I saw them.

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9/15/2009 3:44:20 PM

Honestly, I think women are more likely to talk about if it was good or not more so than how big your junk is

Although, it's more likely to come up if you're an outlier and are as big as a BB or an Oust can

^ If you go by that logic then that makes some guys fair game -- we can see how big it is through your jeans if you're hung like a moose

[Edited on September 15, 2009 at 3:45 PM. Reason : .]

9/15/2009 3:44:39 PM

I am perfect.

9/15/2009 3:47:31 PM

yeah...it's generally pretty easy to asses the size of an average to large wiener just by looking at the jeans

9/15/2009 3:47:32 PM

It find it queer the amount of you who think its normal to take a measuring tape / ruler to your arroused junk.

9/15/2009 3:47:34 PM

well I find it queer that you fuck dudes in their asses

9/15/2009 3:51:15 PM

Bunch of metro fruits.

9/15/2009 3:54:55 PM

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"yeah...it's generally pretty easy to asses the size of an average to large wiener just by looking at the jeans"

maybe...but you're not taking into account what quagmire02 said in this thread or one of the others about whether or not you show or grow.

I call mine, "Jack in the Box"

9/15/2009 4:01:06 PM

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"I call mine, "Jack in the Box and then Jack in your box""

9/15/2009 4:02:13 PM