i pm chicks about how much sex i have to make myself look cool

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

11/11/2009 12:01:47 AM

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"I'm afraid of frogs."

11/11/2009 12:02:42 AM

^^is that you or a confession?

[Edited on November 11, 2009 at 12:03 AM. Reason : bockbockbock]

11/11/2009 12:02:53 AM

good sir, i am not a frog

11/11/2009 12:03:12 AM

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"I prefer having sex with black girls because they're not as clingy as white girls"

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message

11/11/2009 12:03:35 AM

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"i just bought a handgun today. kinda wanna try it on a human."

11/11/2009 12:04:33 AM

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"i've always wanted to do it in the pool"

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"I've had sex with more people from tww than I've told anyone from tww that I've had sex with"

11/11/2009 12:05:21 AM

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" chris has a small penis "

astraladvent ?

11/11/2009 12:05:41 AM

i really like this thread!

11/11/2009 12:06:45 AM

^17000th post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11/11/2009 12:07:48 AM

I wanna know who saw my boobies and ~ liked them.

11/11/2009 12:08:17 AM

sorry. it's a secret.

11/11/2009 12:08:42 AM

send me your boobies and i will tell you if i like them .

11/11/2009 12:08:46 AM

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"i know Pi to 10 significant digits. It's really lame that i know this. "

11/11/2009 12:08:49 AM

they approximately liked your boobies, haha

11/11/2009 12:08:54 AM

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"i've always had a fantasy with this lifeguard I was into where i fuck her up against the side of the pool, plus there's this one scene from showgirls..."

11/11/2009 12:10:05 AM

i also know pi to 10 sig figs.

11/11/2009 12:10:22 AM

haha yeah I know it's a secret, but I mean I'm not surprised people on here have seen them seeing how they got posted when a break up was going on and such.

11/11/2009 12:10:35 AM

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"there is someone on tww that I am kinda in love with but I would never tell him or even hint at it because it would just ruin everything."

11/11/2009 12:11:23 AM

I'm in.

11/11/2009 12:11:26 AM

3.141592654
memorized that in like 7th grade because there was a big border-type thing of like 923759 digits of pi that went all around the math classroom. i had to have something to stare at.

^^it's me, i knew it

11/11/2009 12:11:33 AM

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"Sometimes, when I really think about it, I feel like I'm just made up of bits and pieces of friends and other people I've admired. I don't really know if any part of me is my own. "

this is deep

11/11/2009 12:13:34 AM

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"I have dellusions about things. I hate that I know they are dellusions because when I'm not being delusional it depresses me. "

11/11/2009 12:16:04 AM

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"there are certain women that I couldn't get off when thinking about unless i was imagining me blowing my load all over her face. there was once a stage i went though where i had to imagine blowing my load in her V, no protection with some chicks."

^^i was actually just thinking that same thing today. i don't really know who i am

11/11/2009 12:16:09 AM

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"I never saw the pics of sawahash's tits. I feel left out. "

11/11/2009 12:16:40 AM

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"i think i've seen your titties. they were but anyway: my best friend in middle school ended up fucking his life up by doing drugs. he was one of the smartest people i knew and he ended up dropping out of high school. i feel like i should have done something to keep that from happening. "

11/11/2009 12:17:41 AM

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"I once waxed my legs for comical purposes. I kind of liked them being smooth. I considered making a trend of it. "

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"this chinese hooker told me I had a big dick and i don't know whether to be happy or question it because she's chinese "

11/11/2009 12:18:36 AM

Awesome thread! I'm sending one right now.

11/11/2009 12:19:08 AM

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"I only watch porn if it is non-professional and I at least get the idea that the two people care about one another. Otherwise, it does absolutely nothing for me."

11/11/2009 12:20:55 AM

No one is PM'ing me shit. I can be trusted people.

11/11/2009 12:21:46 AM

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"I have a spastic colon, but it's okay cause pooping is fun. "

11/11/2009 12:22:41 AM

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"i wanna fuck khcadwal because she seems kinda crazy "

11/11/2009 12:23:14 AM

i just got some love

11/11/2009 12:23:16 AM

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"i wanna fuck a hot midget... so i can say that ive fucked a midget "

11/11/2009 12:23:42 AM

no one is pm'ing me

11/11/2009 12:25:15 AM

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"i'm worried this girl i've been dating was just using me so she wouldn't have to go to a wedding alone "

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"I think I went to prom with khcadwal's brother "

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11/11/2009 12:25:22 AM

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"I think it's fun when I lose my voice. "

11/11/2009 12:26:16 AM

yo what

11/11/2009 12:26:21 AM

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"I've found myself thinking a lot recently about whether anyone would give a shit or not if I died. Not suicidal or anything, but it just sort of sucks when you realize that you're entirely replaceable. "

11/11/2009 12:26:43 AM

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"If I were to have a reason to kill myself, I always figured driving a motorcycle off of something tall at a high rate of speed would be a pretty fun way to do it."

11/11/2009 12:27:56 AM

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"Begonias broke my heart "

11/11/2009 12:28:13 AM

i wouldn't mind being used right now

11/11/2009 12:28:28 AM

I know how this is going to go. And fwiw, I'll take anonymous confessions as well, juts not from EMCE

11/11/2009 12:29:02 AM

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"there's this one girl i met in high school. we'd always flirt... A LOT. it was obvious that she was into me and i was into her being into me. it never really went anywhere, but every couple months we'd start "talking" and flirting and nothing ever came of it. it was always a pattern of she'd be into me but i wasn't really into her like that, and then i'd be into her but she wasn't into me anymore, and then when she gets into me i'd be into someone else... etc, etc, etc. well anyway last time that came around we actually went on a date and i liked it and she enjoyed it, but we haven't really done anything since and it depresses me."

11/11/2009 12:29:22 AM

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"I've had sex with only one girl, but I wouldn't mind doing it again."

11/11/2009 12:30:10 AM

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"I hate to eat when the lights are off because I'm afraid that people will see that I'm fat and think that if I'm eating with the lights off I'm trying to hide that I eat so much. "

11/11/2009 12:30:59 AM

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"i don't like having sex with my shirt off because i hate how my boobs bounce around everywhere like they're gonna give someone a black eye"

11/11/2009 12:31:20 AM

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"Sadly, I identify hugely with Dexter Morgan, minus the serial killer part."

11/11/2009 12:31:34 AM

these are some QUALITY confessions, people.

i love you all.

11/11/2009 12:32:07 AM

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"I love my girlfriend very much, and I'm confident that she feels strongly about me too, but sometimes I fear she doesn't have the capacity to connect like I do. I'm very afraid of being emotionally unfulfilled. "

11/11/2009 12:32:16 AM