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12/28/2009 2:58:49 AM

i didn't see this thread taking this kind of turn but i am glad it did

looks like GrumpyGOP has a fun story to share about crazy women

12/28/2009 3:01:44 AM

oh don't worry, this bitch is making it to page 4 fo sho.

12/28/2009 3:01:45 AM

^^ haha, doesn't everyone?

12/28/2009 3:03:17 AM

^ yes to both

12/28/2009 3:06:15 AM

It's not really that great of a story. I was very, very stupid a few years ago and got infatuated with someone who I knew was fucked up and who was very good at manipulating me. I did a bunch of stuff for her and she started ignoring me. I complained about it in a public internet venue. Basically said, "Look, I know this girl is having a hard time, but I think I'm kind of getting shit on here."

She calls me and says, "I can't believe you went on the internet and told everyone that I have panic attacks!"

"I...what? When did I do that?"

"Just now."

"No I didn't. I said you were having a hard --"

"I just want you to know that I'm calling my lawyer to see what he thinks about a libel case. I know your family doesn't have much money."

So she called lawyers, I called lawyers. It didn't actually get to the proper lawsuit stage because, as I said, I didn't say the thing I was accused of saying (and could demonstrate as much), and even if I had said it, it wouldn't have been libel because it was fucking true.

A few years later I got even stupider and started talking to her again. This time I didn't want to date her or anything, but I was trying to forgive and forget and be a good little christian and all that bullshit. During this time I tried to answer questions for her about why a guy behaved a certain way and what she would do. Not my favorite topic of conversation, but I tried to be helpful. She took my advice, and did the exact opposite, which was to call the guy, say she had taken a bunch of pills and was going to die, and then get mad when he didn't rush over to help her.

After that I stopped talking to her for good.

She was not fat. She was, however, crazy.

12/28/2009 3:08:48 AM

Man, I'm glad I'm not a crazy chick

12/28/2009 3:11:21 AM

Damn. Bitches be crazy. Should have given her a smiley face.

12/28/2009 3:11:59 AM

^^^Yeah dude, I could write a book on crazy ones (none of whom were fat, but who were, however, crazy), with a significant portion dedicated to legal fights with one particularly crazy one.

[Edited on December 28, 2009 at 3:14 AM. Reason : ]

12/28/2009 3:13:46 AM

There are also four women who, completely independently of one another and in different times and places, each came to the conclusion that they not only wanted to kill me, but wanted to kill me with fire, specifically. Though I probably deserved some of those, I find it interesting that I inspire burning to the exclusion of other forms of punishment.

12/28/2009 3:15:18 AM

HAHAHA

other than my daughter's mother, who is hands-down the craziest, I've only had one really, really over-the-top crazy one. She didn't want to kill me...she did make threats to kill herself when I dumped her, though (not to me...to her roommate).

actually, she's prob not any crazier than that other one, but she's done a lot more fucked up things to me and caused a lot more trouble. With a child involved, I don't have the luxury of just ignoring her and making her someone else's problem.

[Edited on December 28, 2009 at 3:22 AM. Reason : ]

12/28/2009 3:17:15 AM

at this thread

12/28/2009 3:17:56 AM

This thread swung around from bad to good.

I'm gonna go read the past 2 pages now to see how that happened.

12/28/2009 3:18:46 AM

Seriously, where do you people find these crazy bitches. I like to think none of my friends would pull stunts like this. Well, except one of them

12/28/2009 3:19:03 AM

Man, I'm glad I'm not a crazy chick

12/28/2009 3:19:32 AM

OBAMA will help with your health care. No worries morbidly obese people! Help is coming!

12/28/2009 4:24:37 AM

That guy on the show half ton teenager gets to play video games all day while his mother waits on him hand and foot. He also gets to vomit and pee/poo in his chair. That's got to be a benefit.

12/28/2009 7:35:20 AM

^ seriously?

12/28/2009 7:43:38 AM

im sorry but it sounds like you people are in denile

1) thats the problem. youre lazy

2) you have more people talking about how fat you are.

3) you have plenty of time. sorry you would rather watch little people big word or some othe junk on the tv that NO ONE cares about

4) I dont know where to start

5) You are NEVER talked to in bars because you are with your other hefty friends.

Not one benifit IMO

12/28/2009 7:52:26 AM

Quote :

"NOT ONE BENIFIT"

12/28/2009 7:58:21 AM

^ Fat people can exercise. Stupid people will be stupid forever.

12/28/2009 8:23:35 AM

12/28/2009 8:24:38 AM

this thread makes me for you depressed people

12/28/2009 8:24:51 AM

12/28/2009 8:25:06 AM

I remember wearing shorts in the winter when I was fat. No more

12/28/2009 8:33:39 AM

When I was fat, I had a lot of awesome guy friends who wanted me to set them up with my girlfriends. No more.

And I wore sweats all the time and people didn't question it. No more.

I should gain 50 lbs.

12/28/2009 8:35:44 AM

yeah you totally should. being attractive and socially aware is for the birds.

12/28/2009 8:51:09 AM

I cant wait to gain 100 lbs.

Then I can shit on the floor and not worry about it because nobody will see it because nobody will want to come hang out with me. Then I can get that awesome disease diabetes and die in my mid 40's of a heart attack or from the musty smell.

EAT

MORE

BOJANGLES

12/28/2009 9:04:08 AM

This thread is fucking gold.

GrumpyGOP never fails to have me lol'ing

12/28/2009 9:32:31 AM

Quote :

"EAT MORE BOJANGLES"

I had a Cajun Filet Biscuit this morning

12/28/2009 9:34:26 AM

Quote :

"yeah you totally should. being attractive and socially aware is for the birds. "

True.

The only prob with gaining 50 lbs is that I'd have a huge rack and then get harassed by chubby chasers. There must be a happy medium, somewhere.

12/28/2009 10:24:46 AM

there aren't any

/thread

12/28/2009 10:26:35 AM

You have drastically reduced chances of getting attacked in a rape tunnel.

12/28/2009 10:58:56 AM

are you suggesting that when you gain weight it only shows up in your titties?

12/28/2009 11:00:57 AM

when i gained weight, my tits were the last place the weight showed up. and when i lost weight, that was the first place it left

12/28/2009 11:01:36 AM

^ Sounds about right.

12/28/2009 11:06:11 AM

i too have heard tales of this phenomena. i think they refer to it as Murphy's law.

it sucks for dudes as much as it sucks for you chicks. i wish i could "fatten" my chick up and just blow up her tits

edit: dont have to post in message_topic.aspx?topic=397882

[Edited on December 28, 2009 at 11:14 AM. Reason : dont want to double up]

12/28/2009 11:08:31 AM

I see what you saw what I did there with benifit.

But I haven't seen any in this thread

12/28/2009 2:43:26 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA

12/28/2009 2:48:58 PM

Try out for The Biggest Loser?

12/28/2009 2:49:49 PM

Quote :

"There are no benefits to being fat."

12/28/2009 3:10:19 PM

Gaining weight is a good way to isolate yourself if that's what you're into. In a way, it can be a rebellious act. You can express your discontent with the world, with yourself, and engage in satisfying acts of gluttony. For me, it was ultimately freeing. Getting so large that you're completely marginalized to the fringes of society. Almost nobody finds you attractive even if they still attempt sex with you. In fact, a lot of people question your general value as a human being. The old rules and standards don't apply, and you have to come up with a whole new way of appreciating yourself. You can't be superficial because that would require you to hate yourself all the time.

I wouldn't recommend getting fat, but I think some other folks who are large or have been large may agree with me that it has some weird benefits in terms of the way it can influence your outlook and appreciation for life. Experiencing obesity (especially as a young person who hasn't always been obese or overweight) is an eye-opener, and it is enriching since it does add a whole new facet to your perspective.

It will also kill you.

12/28/2009 3:15:24 PM

You can pick up your own soap.

12/28/2009 8:32:51 PM

Quote :

"The old rules and standards don't apply, and you have to come up with a whole new way of appreciating yourself."

I believe that is called rationalization... A standard coping mechanism for the weak. I do not find it altogether surprising that a fat fattie would rely on this type of thinking.

12/28/2009 8:35:48 PM

I've lost a tremendous amount of weight and a large part of my ability to accomplish that came from that "type of thinking."

Since you've never been a "fat fattie," I do not find it altogether surprising that you wouldn't understand.

12/28/2009 8:38:42 PM

could you say the same thing about "ugly ducklings"?

12/28/2009 8:40:06 PM

^^'new way of appreciating yourself' = focus on the positives and ignore the negatives until you can correct them.

Its not new, not something only fat slobs know, and falls completely into something i can see you finding completely life saving and [new]

[Edited on December 28, 2009 at 8:42 PM. Reason : *]

12/28/2009 8:41:56 PM

^^Yeah, I think so.

^Fat slobs. Nice.

12/28/2009 8:43:11 PM

COME ON FATTIES.

LETS TAKE THIS TO THE NEXT LEVEL PAGE!

YA TRICK YA!

12/28/2009 8:47:33 PM

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12/28/2009 8:48:20 PM