Quote :

"threeve"

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=threeve

7/28/2010 2:24:16 PM

Quote :

"however I literally didn't read anything after his quote"

I DIDN'T EVEN READ ANYTHING YOU WROTE. NAH NAH NAH BOO BOO.


ps I'm raising the bullshit flag on that juvenile comment.

7/28/2010 2:39:56 PM

YOU THINK YOU'RE TOUGH??????

7/28/2010 3:15:16 PM

Re:

God:

Quote :

"Taking the time out of your day to track down the source of someone's post, think to yourself "MY GOD, HE'S A BIG FAT PHONY," putting down the cheetos and wipe off your hands, typing up , editing, and posting a "hard-hitting exposé" WORDS thread on an internet forum."

JohnnyTHM:

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"you can't turn the thread against Shadowrunner saying that he's wasting time and effort to call out someone. i've called Shadowrunner a real god to his face. im sure he made this thread in his sleep. and im pretty sure he only sleeps a hour a week. it required no effort. he dreamed this thread up, and it just came into existence."

Firstly, at JohnnyTHM.

Secondly, the whole "making effort on the internet" argument is kind of a red herring, isn't it? I mean, for any of us who have more than 10,000 posts on this message board, it should be pretty clear that at that point, we've all spent a lot of time here. I still visit the site because there's a reasonable number of people and posts that I find entertaining and interesting, and I do attach some value to people who tend to put a little thought into their posts. Since when should it be sad and pathetic to do more than copy/paste or make a career of posting "k," "lol" and "wat"? As insignificant as it is in the big picture, there is such a thing as quality in message board posting, and it makes no sense to denigrate that concept. There's certainly no such thing as being King Of Teh Internets, but there is a subjective and sliding scale of being a good or bad poster, and to pretend otherwise is to pretend that all message boards are equal except by size.

7/28/2010 3:31:31 PM

Hey this should be in the soapbox rite?

7/28/2010 3:33:15 PM

naw

7/28/2010 3:34:29 PM

It's going down in the SB as well. This is for the masses that don't venture into to the SB to show what a fucking tool God really is.

7/28/2010 3:41:52 PM

^Most of us already knew.

7/28/2010 3:49:27 PM

bttt

7/28/2010 4:12:15 PM

Call yourself god and get owned by plagiarism. Oh it feels good.

7/28/2010 4:21:52 PM

so God is currently the biggest joke in chit chat, the lounge, and the soapbox

that takes effort

7/28/2010 5:17:35 PM

^+1

7/28/2010 5:23:28 PM

This is all a ploy. Guys, we must never forget...



[Edited on July 28, 2010 at 5:28 PM. Reason : .]

7/28/2010 5:28:12 PM

Quote :

"so God is currently the biggest joke in chit chat, the lounge, and the soapbox that takes effort"

you left out sports talk:
http://thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=599172&page=1#14166371

7/28/2010 5:46:50 PM

I love this thread so much



mainly because I've known David for years and every single thing in this thread he's called Gronke out on is true



but I think my favorite bit is how Gronke tries to call David out for his physical stature, and I know for an absolute fact that in any measure of physicality, David would absolutely destroy the Gronkster.


Running? Basketball? Soccer? Gronke would go 0-fer, and then make up excuses about it.

Put that on everything, son.

7/28/2010 6:02:58 PM

Haha, this thread got a million times better when God showed up.

7/28/2010 6:22:11 PM

Who is [user]gronke[/user]?

7/28/2010 6:24:10 PM

7/28/2010 6:41:12 PM

^^ Are you trolling?

From Allwords.com

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"A gronke is a person, primarily male, who does something socially regarded as ignorant or stupid."

It can be applied to anyone, but somehow God is the only tww user that it gets used on.

7/28/2010 6:48:04 PM

Because it's his name, dumb shit

7/28/2010 6:49:01 PM

aha, or, you know... it could be his name

[Edited on July 28, 2010 at 6:50 PM. Reason : I h8 Ernie ]

7/28/2010 6:50:13 PM

Was wondering...

7/28/2010 6:51:53 PM

I didn't know why he was calling him Gronke.

But it wasn't particularly hard to figure out he was talking about God.

[Edited on July 28, 2010 at 6:52 PM. Reason : .]

7/28/2010 6:52:07 PM

7/28/2010 6:53:49 PM

where did this come from, God??

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"Give me any odds of what you think aliens existing is. Let's do something large. Let's do something like.... "There's a 1 out of 1x10^10 chance." That means there's a one in ten billion chance of aliens existing. Is that not rare enough for you? Okay. Let's do 1 out of 1x10^15. That's a one in one quadrillion chance. Based on observations from the Hubble Space Telescope, there are at least 125 billion galaxies in the universe. It is estimated that at least ten percent of all sun-like stars have a system of planets, there are 6.25×10^18 stars with planets orbiting them in the universe. If even a billionth of these stars have planets supporting life, there are some 6.25×10^9 (billion) life-supporting planetary systems in the universe. 6,250,000,000. Now, what are the odds that NONE of these have any life on them?"

7/28/2010 6:56:38 PM

This video has been removed by the user.

7/28/2010 6:56:53 PM

I remember the thread but I don't remember who said it.

7/28/2010 6:57:31 PM

That's incredible

He must have removed it the second after I posted it

It's like he's watching this thread or something...

7/28/2010 6:57:50 PM

Quote :

"Username : God Status : All American Posts : 27272 (9.6 per day) Currently Online? : Yes"

7/28/2010 6:58:14 PM

Consequence

02:26 - 3 years ago

A short film directed and edited by Matt Gronke. Cameraman was Kyle Lockheart. Music used by permission for non-profit purposes from Rob Dougan.

7/28/2010 7:00:13 PM

God works at Galaxy Cinema?

7/28/2010 7:00:18 PM

It really bums me out when I see what some twwers look like IRL.

It makes me question why I associate with you people.

7/28/2010 7:00:43 PM

Quote :

"God works at Galaxy Cinema? "

Film major, popcorn attendant minor

7/28/2010 7:01:24 PM

This is proof that God is fake

7/28/2010 7:02:31 PM

WTF?! He ran around NY Pizza, ran for a while, jumped over all of these hurdles, and came out by Sylvia's Pizza?

does not compute

7/28/2010 7:04:35 PM

I should post that in the plot hole thread.

7/28/2010 7:05:31 PM

that's Gronke? that's the faggot that knows everything about everything on TWW? THAT'S THE RUNS-LIKE-A-FAIRY CUNT THAT GIVES FITNESS LECTURES ON TWW?

[Edited on July 28, 2010 at 7:08 PM. Reason : s]

7/28/2010 7:07:20 PM

A few weeks ago, he sent me a friend request on facebook. I was delighted, and I accepted!

Now, it appears as if I have been defriended. I type this message as I lay in a pit of despair

7/28/2010 7:09:42 PM

has he pulled a thumper?

7/28/2010 7:10:42 PM

He runs like a little girl with a broomstick stuck up her ass. Then again he's used to having something stick in his ass.

7/28/2010 7:11:00 PM

I wonder if he has defriended all the TWW females we have in common, on whose status messages he's always commenting.

7/28/2010 7:12:25 PM

^lol

7/28/2010 7:15:07 PM

I've seen one TWW boyfriend call him out on this a few times, but he keeps at it, the persistent little dude.

7/28/2010 7:16:21 PM

I'm going to remember this thread when we hand out awards at the end of the year.

7/28/2010 7:17:46 PM

itt thread Shadowrunner spoke for the masses

having known very little about Shadowrunner prior to this, I now consider him a very cool guy

gold stars all around

7/28/2010 7:20:02 PM

WEEEE fun with gimp.

7/28/2010 7:21:30 PM

Give me any odds of what you think me plagiarizing this is.

Let's do something large.

Let's do something like....

"There's a 1 out of 1x10^10 chance."

That means there's a one in ten billion chance of aliens existing.

Is that not rare enough for you? Okay. Let's do 1 out of 1x10^15. That's a one in one quadrillion chance.

Based on observations from the Hubble Space Telescope, there are at least 125 billion galaxies in the universe.

It is estimated that at least ten percent of all sun-like stars have a system of planets, there are 6.25×10^18 stars with planets orbiting them in the universe.

If even a billionth of these stars have planets supporting life, there are some 6.25×10^9 (billion) life-supporting planetary systems in the universe.

6,250,000,000.

Now, what are the odds that I plagiarized this?

7/28/2010 7:31:04 PM

7/28/2010 8:36:55 PM

i didnt read past the first page

that being said who gives a fuck if he didnt post some link or citation, its the fucking internet, everybody copypastas

pretty lame that you run to chit chat to tattle tell and create some big huge deal about it

then again I dont know the context around his post because the soap box is fucking stupid

7/28/2010 8:55:13 PM

lol.

btw, I'm still waiting on an answer about my essay on page 1

7/28/2010 8:58:34 PM