I just scheduled you an appointment with an expert:

8/3/2010 1:20:12 PM

Maybe he'll show you Crouching Tiger, Hidden Penis.

Oooooooh, and play Duran Duran.

8/3/2010 1:35:21 PM

women like LP78 who feel any obligation to any man enough to throw them a conciliatory BJ for their "time", seems weak in character, to the point of being brainwashed. not to mention the obvious daddy issues and lack of self esteem.

i like to earn my BJ's.

im not saying i'd turn it down, shit no. but i wouldn't call you back the next day either.


as for the topic at hand, Pikey is full of shit.

8/3/2010 2:06:26 PM

There's a turd in the punchbowl.

8/3/2010 2:08:28 PM

or maybe i just like to suck dick

8/3/2010 2:13:54 PM

8/3/2010 2:14:13 PM

HEY-OOOH

8/3/2010 2:15:13 PM

i mean...i'm not really sure how one "earns" a blow job...


it's not exactly like giving my dog a treat for learning how to shake

8/3/2010 2:16:41 PM

Quote :

"i like to earn my BJ's."

There's one you don't hear everyday

[Edited on August 3, 2010 at 2:19 PM. Reason : ^lol, "such a good boy"]

8/3/2010 2:17:26 PM

LP78,

So if I just politely ask for a blowjob, you'd be willing to accommodate that?

8/3/2010 2:18:55 PM

no...it doesn't work that way at all...haha

8/3/2010 2:19:51 PM

So I DO have to 'earn' it...

Make up your mind.

8/3/2010 2:20:55 PM

It's all bullshit. Be damned if I want a blowjob unless she's fully wanton and ready to give it. I don't want sex unless it's that way either...and she gotta be SLOPPY wet.

8/3/2010 2:21:57 PM

I hear she likes back rubs. That may get you in.

8/3/2010 2:22:15 PM

So why is the no-show in this story so special? can we hear more about her?

8/3/2010 2:26:51 PM

^^^^we would have to be well on our way to something else happening....you can't just ask and receive

^^no...it probably wouldn't...receiving backrubs is almost always a completely non-sexual activity to me

[Edited on August 3, 2010 at 2:27 PM. Reason : dfds]

8/3/2010 2:26:57 PM

Ever blown an African?

8/3/2010 2:27:52 PM

nope...

[Edited on August 3, 2010 at 2:29 PM. Reason : i assure you...my list is not particularly long...nor very distinguished ]

8/3/2010 2:29:18 PM

Quote :

"It can be a coaching exercise if that makes you feel batter about it."

Quote :

"EPIC FREUDIAN SLIP"

8/3/2010 2:42:18 PM

Quote :

"So why is the no-show in this story so special? can we hear more about her?"

We have a history together, although nothing more than a peck in the lips has ever happened. We are the best of friends and have been nearly inseparable since we met back last fall.

8/3/2010 4:12:26 PM

make a move dawg

8/3/2010 4:20:31 PM

you gotta EARN that bj, son

8/3/2010 4:24:12 PM

i think u should tell this "girl of your dreams" about the blowjob

4real

8/3/2010 4:33:13 PM

The first blowjob I got kinda sucked...though that must have been back when Nixon was in office...

8/3/2010 4:36:42 PM

reading this thread all the way through is rather entertaining

8/3/2010 4:52:34 PM

Some things are just better left untold

8/3/2010 6:22:57 PM

hey is LP still online there is something i need to ask her

8/3/2010 7:09:43 PM

Quote :

"just go ahead and give the dude a blow job for his trouble"

8/3/2010 8:01:06 PM

i mean...you love giving blow jobs. fan-fucking-tastic. just don't ask for respect in the same gurgled, muffled breath you slut.

8/4/2010 2:32:43 AM

i like going down on womens. does that make me a slut as well?

8/4/2010 2:36:29 AM

you're right i guess. she's just having the same attitude about sex as a male would, but she's a female, and thus, the stigmas against public female sexuality and all the double standards in between dictate that i call her a slut.

its a fine line. i don't know this girl. and god knows the first rule of tww is to not take it seriously.

sorry, LP.

my bad

[Edited on August 4, 2010 at 3:16 AM. Reason : i am being sincere]

8/4/2010 3:01:00 AM

I think its time for you to post a "Hello, world." thread JohnnyTHM

8/4/2010 8:08:38 AM

Quote :

"she's just having the same attitude about sex as a male would, but she's a female, and thus, the stigmas against public female sexuality and all the double standards in between dictate that i call her a slut. "

A key that can open many locks? ...That's called a master key. But a lock that gets opened by many different keys? ...Welp, that's just a shitty lock.

8/4/2010 9:47:58 AM

I use to objectify women and call them sluts when I wasn't getting consistent, random action. But now that I've slutted it up myself, I no longer judge women who get around. How can you talk shit about someone who has the same mindset about sex as you do?? Hypocrites.

I also don't remember my first blow job, I remember who it was, just not the particular incident. I'm just happy to be dating someone who doesn't just give blow jobs on special occasions after dating a couple girls who weren't very liberal with oral sex.

8/4/2010 9:53:26 AM

my lock hasn't been opened for quite some time

8/4/2010 9:54:28 AM

i got yo masta key LP

8/4/2010 9:59:07 AM

Did you ever ask Sara DiOrio about using your master key on her? Seeing how you think she is a huge slut?

8/4/2010 10:05:22 AM

OMG!!! HAHAHAHA! this is too funny now.

But i def don't think she is a slut...quite the opposite actually. she strikes me as more of a prude, but that's not a bad thing.

8/4/2010 10:25:12 AM

That thread you made about her says otherwise.

8/4/2010 10:43:17 AM

that thread i made said i was shocked that she would post that picture as her profile picture on FB. totally opposite of what i expected from her. but no big deal...water under the bridge.

8/4/2010 11:30:37 AM

wow, a diorio name drop

I know that chick, shes def. a prude. matter of a fact I know she has only given ONE in her lifetime and know exactly who it was.

wow, nice name drop.

8/4/2010 11:45:59 AM

wow....TWW = small world!!

8/4/2010 11:49:32 AM

indeed, she on here? Im sure shes not. Just odd to have her name brought up. Shes a tough one, i tried a few times to get on her good side.

8/4/2010 11:51:52 AM

what does that even mean

8/4/2010 11:52:26 AM

^.

8/5/2010 1:58:14 PM

EVERYONE TO FACEBOOK

8/5/2010 2:01:39 PM

hey look, mutuals!

8/5/2010 2:04:41 PM

Add to my Topics

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Add to my Friends

8/5/2010 2:32:36 PM

Mr. Joshua likes this.

8/5/2010 2:33:11 PM

this thread makes me sad.

because it reminds me that i got more blowjobs in 1 year before marriage as i have in the 10 years since marriage.

8/6/2010 1:51:18 AM