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"Every time I drive by this Nationwide office I keep thinking "Hitler wouldn't do insurance." And then I see that it's HiLLer and roll my eyes for forgetting."

6/12/2011 9:22:35 PM

^^hahahahahahaha

6/12/2011 9:35:10 PM

LOL I wish I could get that fucked up off of 5 shots of jager.

6/12/2011 9:37:16 PM

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"I forgot my id, had to go back and get it"

6/12/2011 9:39:38 PM

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"No lol i got a complimentary tang bomber. It was kinda gross but free Haha"

6/12/2011 9:41:10 PM

" So how was your first week? "

6/12/2011 9:42:02 PM

Last one I received said

Quote :

"Having a hard time paying your Mortgage,Need help lowering your Mortgage payment?Get an interest Rate as low as 2% Fixed. If so reply HELP. To cancel reply Stop"

from a 216-816-5631

I replied

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"fuck you assholes"

First spam text I've ever gotten

6/12/2011 9:43:18 PM

that'll teach em

6/12/2011 9:45:34 PM

"K"

6/12/2011 11:11:25 PM

Quote :

"awesome."

6/12/2011 11:12:38 PM

"Lol I didn't promise - but there willbe baked goods "

6/13/2011 12:02:07 AM

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"wow good memory thnx! "

6/13/2011 12:06:13 AM

From a guy I blocked over a month ago, I think he's trying to sound innocent or something.

Quote :

"Ohai. Do you not want to talk anymore? Just curious."

6/13/2011 11:17:18 AM

Quote :

"Ok."

6/13/2011 11:22:41 AM

Quote :

"We"

6/13/2011 11:23:15 AM

Reminder: NFL Week 6: Eagles @ Redskins [TV: FOX] @ Sun Oct 16 1pm - 4pm in FedEx Field

10/9/2011 2:13:30 PM

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"I dreamt Josie was preggars w a panther"

10/9/2011 2:15:02 PM

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"I just took one of those dumps that raises your self esteem"

7/12/2013 5:42:09 PM

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"no"

7/12/2013 6:22:25 PM

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":-) you too bello!"

7/12/2013 7:05:06 PM

i got this gem at 3am last night:

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"This raspberry vodka is excellent Sorry wrong # "

7/12/2013 7:09:09 PM

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"Y u shame me"

7/13/2013 10:18:01 AM

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"On the way home. You still down to chill?"

LOL OOPS FELL ASLEEP

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

7/13/2013 10:20:14 AM

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"b there in 5 min u got beer wit"

7/13/2013 10:20:17 AM

Quote :

"ok"

7/13/2013 12:48:36 PM

Quote :

"playing guitar. The metal show was sweet. "

7/13/2013 1:04:29 PM

Roommate: Come pick us up, girlfriend's sister took our car

7/13/2013 1:41:01 PM