bmel l3md 11149 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ I do agree that compared to Humanities, Education, and well basically any other major, Engineering got the short end of the stick. EB1,2,3 is not where you go to search for the babes, ever. 4/27/2011 10:14:53 AM |
BlackJesus Suspended 13089 Posts user info edit post |
I search in Carmichael....I do admit I have terrible luck with white chicks, guess that comes from being a dark skinned negro.
I came here after 2 years at A&T...this school is seriously lacking in the black female department...
[Edited on April 27, 2011 at 10:49 AM. Reason : ] 4/27/2011 10:44:22 AM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
You know what I hate? Phone menus.
The other day I went to call one of those numbers that you see on bumper stickers. I hate the things myself, always leaving pieces of the bumper sticker behind when you try to take them off. I don't see why anyone would put a bumper sticker on their motor vehicle. Anyway, it was a bumper sticker that you sometimes see on vehicles that asks the question "How's my driving?" How's my driving? You should know, you are the one driving after all so you shouldn't have to ask. If you have to ask maybe the question you should be asking is why am I driving in the first place?
Well I decided to write down the information on the bumper sticker so I could call the number when I got home. I wanted to inform the local electric service provider that I had witnessed a woman driving one of their vehicles. The number on the sticker had an "866" area code, so I was a bit concerned about long distance charges applying to my bill. I dialed the operator and she assured me that the 866 area code was toll free. They should really do something about the quantity of telephone numbers. If we as a society have gotten to the point where there are so many telephone numbers that more area codes are needed to supply additional toll free services we need to take a step back and ask ourselves... are all the assigned telephone numbers really in use? Maybe it's time to stop assigning new numbers and start reassigning the numbers no one uses any more.
I finally dial the number and I'm greeted by a recording asking me to press 1 for English and 2 for Spanish. Spanish. With the way this country is headed pretty soon that recording will ask people to press 1 for Spanish and 2 for English. Can you imagine?
To make a long story short I discovered that I couldn't continue my telephone call due to what I would later discover as the inability of the phone menu system to recognize the numbers I was dialing from my rotary dial telephone. After discussing the problem with one of my grandchildren I was informed that I would need a new telephone.
When I arrived at the nearest Radio Shack the sales clerk attempted to sell me a telephone that didn't even have a wire to connect it to the wall. After a heated debate the sales clerk showed me a "touch tone" phone that worked on something called a "land line." I expressed my concerns that the telephone lines that connected to my home were on poles and that they were suspended in the air, but the clerk ensured me that it would work. I'm still not too sure about that guy.
The new telephone was $12.99. Can you imagine? So much for a telephone, that was nearly the same price as my mortgage payment when I was paying off my house. And why do prices always end in 99 cents? Like they are really tricking people into thinking that their goods cost a dollar less simply by deducting a penny from the asking price.
When I finally got home with my new telephone I had forgotten the issue I had with the driver of the local electric service provider truck. Having forgotten I had to make the assumption that his driving was beyond reproach, so I decided not to make the call after all. 4/27/2011 10:50:21 AM |
EMCE balls deep 89768 Posts user info edit post |
Theres a whole lot of stupid floating around in this thread. 4/27/2011 11:38:14 AM |
Stein All American 19842 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I know a girl who works in EB2, and she's gorgeous
but she be murried" |
Deets, yo. I need some new workplace friends and BigMan157 keeps rejecting my advances.
I mean -- attempts at small talk.
[Edited on April 27, 2011 at 11:58 AM. Reason : .]4/27/2011 11:58:11 AM |
BigMan157 no u 103354 Posts user info edit post |
hands to yourself mister 4/27/2011 12:06:01 PM |
BlackJesus Suspended 13089 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ You just added to it. Dumb CUNT 4/27/2011 1:11:13 PM |
ndmetcal All American 9012 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "this school is seriously lacking in the black female department" |
Hottest chick I've ever seen was a black chick at State
true story4/27/2011 1:15:39 PM |
BlackJesus Suspended 13089 Posts user info edit post |
Bro we must take a trip to gboro. I will show you some hot black chicks. State does have some hot country white chicks tho. 4/27/2011 1:19:49 PM |
jbtilley All American 12797 Posts user info edit post |
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[Edited on April 27, 2011 at 1:26 PM. Reason : I'll play nice.] 4/27/2011 1:26:32 PM |
rbrthwrd Suspended 3125 Posts user info edit post |
The EB buildings reek of body odor 4/27/2011 1:27:06 PM |
Netstorm All American 7547 Posts user info edit post |
^^^Gboro, really? Yeah, pass. 4/27/2011 1:28:05 PM |
BlackJesus Suspended 13089 Posts user info edit post |
yea or any HBCU...you scared? we can hit up UNCG
any one but central....unless you like your black chicks fat
[Edited on April 27, 2011 at 1:52 PM. Reason : .] 4/27/2011 1:35:14 PM |
BanjoMan All American 9609 Posts user info edit post |
Is this guy trolling?
Ahem:
State is prolly one of the best places for a college football tailgate party, period.
Diversity is pretty good, they actually have black people there. A LOT of other schools don't because high academia is full of white people.
The parking there isn't nearly as fucked and messed up as it can be at other schools (like UT, where sometimes you cant find a spot on campus on the weekends).
Plus, crackhouses FTW. How many people get to say that they lived next to a crackhouse? Not many, and I have lived next to three. 4/27/2011 2:45:00 PM |
The E Man Suspended 15268 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "State is prolly one of the best places for a college football tailgate party, period." |
what in the fuck?
IIRC state has one strip of student tailgating and it doesn't open until 4 hours before kickoff. That is EXTREMELY shitty by sec standards.4/27/2011 6:34:31 PM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
It wouldn't be that way if we didn't murder each other after games. 4/27/2011 7:07:15 PM |
BanjoMan All American 9609 Posts user info edit post |
^ good point
I only did tailgating prior to that incident, where they opened up the vet school cow pastures for lots.
didnt know that things changed, guess I am an old guy now. 4/27/2011 7:24:00 PM |
BlackJesus Suspended 13089 Posts user info edit post |
State tailgating is over rated. 4/27/2011 7:43:04 PM |
BanjoMan All American 9609 Posts user info edit post |
Fine, my other points still stand. 4/27/2011 8:12:43 PM |
CHunter2 All American 579 Posts user info edit post |
This is a stupid thread. 4/27/2011 8:34:47 PM |
BlackJesus Suspended 13089 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Diversity is pretty good, they actually have black people there. A LOT of other schools don't because high academia is full of white people. " |
State is roughly 10% Black. I wouldn't call that super diverse.
^ As I've told the rest of the no lifers that read the thread to say its stupid. GTFO CUNT
[Edited on April 27, 2011 at 8:41 PM. Reason : ]4/27/2011 8:40:52 PM |
CEmann All American 1913 Posts user info edit post |
we have a blackjesus in our threads...we have diversity 4/27/2011 10:17:52 PM |
BlackJesus Suspended 13089 Posts user info edit post |
You sir cannot troll a master troll like BlackJesus 4/27/2011 10:27:18 PM |
BIGswoll187 All American 3729 Posts user info edit post |
what about them big ass rats 4/27/2011 10:40:20 PM |