What is AFC?

9/7/2011 10:01:17 AM

I got a little hard reading that..not gonna lie. You should start writing naughty books.

9/7/2011 10:04:51 AM

AFC

Average Frustrated Chump. A guy who lacks skills, and confidence when it comes to women. He will often end up in the "friend zone" because he obeys girls like a slave.

An AFC in a bar with gorgeous women would sit in the corner, and ask himself "why aren't they coming up to me." When he should be going up to them, but wont, because he lacks confidence.

9/7/2011 10:04:59 AM

avent ferry complex?

9/7/2011 10:04:59 AM

I may be an average chump, but I am no longer frustrated.

9/7/2011 10:06:27 AM

after that story...lawlz

I NO LONGER BELIEVE

9/7/2011 10:09:07 AM

I feel like I've seen this movie before...

9/7/2011 10:09:39 AM

2 questions: Did she make you wear a rubber, and where did you bust?

9/7/2011 10:10:02 AM

if it was his first time...he probably busted before he got in

9/7/2011 10:11:22 AM

9/7/2011 10:14:01 AM

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"I told her I was a virgin (which she already knew). She grabbed me and guided me into her and began to gently ride me. It was paradise. I fucking love sex. She felt soo good. I lasted a good 7 or 8 minutes."

Absolute bullshit. No way in hell a virgin would last that long, especially with a girl you've been pining over for years.

9/7/2011 10:18:16 AM

If it was cowgirl, its possible. It reduces the friction drastically.

9/7/2011 10:19:12 AM

No condom.

I busted in her.

She has been on BC since high school.

9/7/2011 10:22:48 AM

i hope someone finds this girl and sends her the link to this thread so she can see what he's written about her.

9/7/2011 10:24:19 AM

Creampie for your first, thats a rare treat.

Takes some folks months to get there.

9/7/2011 10:29:08 AM

Why? What bad things have I said about her in it? I should probably show her myself. She knows I post on the internet on a bunch of sites. She's an internet forum nerd herself.

9/7/2011 10:30:24 AM

congrats dude. now take it to the next level...ATM for the winz!

9/7/2011 10:34:35 AM

I have no desire to put my dick in anyone's pooper. Ever.

9/7/2011 10:41:59 AM

If your significant other isn't already on TWW, do yourself a favor and never show him/her this site. As silly as most of the users are on here they usually can often offer solid advice on just about anything, including relationships.

9/7/2011 10:53:08 AM

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"Age : 17"

I'm guessing you're older than 17 now.

9/7/2011 11:32:09 AM

i guess the cruise paid off after all

9/8/2011 4:43:15 AM

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"lol. Got to be trolling"

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"No condom. I busted in her. She has been on BC since high school."

a virgin wouldn't have the knowledge to make that argument. that's a practiced excuse

also, the "wouldn't put it in anyone's pooper" line or what ever is clear trolling

[Edited on September 8, 2011 at 4:57 AM. Reason : trolling at its best, however, touché]

9/8/2011 4:53:09 AM

I refuse to believe pikey was a virgin during this sexual encounter. He's fucking with us.

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"Absolute bullshit. No way in hell a virgin would last that long, especially with a girl you've been pining over for years."

This doesn't say much for you, minuteman

9/8/2011 4:58:23 AM

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"a virgin wouldn't have the knowledge to make that argument. that's a practiced excuse"

How so? I am not completely ignorant to sex. You act like I've never seen sex on the internet. I knew she was on birth control. She didn't make a big deal about where I came so I didn't either. But since then, I've been pulling out. Nothing raunchy like on her face or anything. It's a little more clean up, but a little more fun too.

9/8/2011 6:24:32 AM

hah

and

yawn

9/8/2011 7:23:28 AM

how does your wife feel about this?

9/8/2011 7:29:04 AM

Enough of the bullshit. Post pics of her, fool.

9/8/2011 7:47:58 AM

I did take a pick right after to commemorate...

9/8/2011 8:11:14 AM

photo_add.aspx

9/8/2011 8:14:58 AM

DO IT. She'll NEVER find out.

9/8/2011 8:16:26 AM

She knows I took it. I showed her the pic right after. Her face isn't in it.

9/8/2011 8:20:20 AM

ITS A TRAP!

9/8/2011 8:26:46 AM

if he doesn't post the pic I will

[Edited on September 8, 2011 at 8:56 AM. Reason : the one he used when he posted this (fake) story on campusblender]

9/8/2011 8:54:41 AM

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"This doesn't say much for you, minuteman"

Sure thing, stud. I'm sure you lasted an hour your first time.

[Edited on September 8, 2011 at 10:14 AM. Reason : ]

9/8/2011 10:14:25 AM

Wait, is this the same girl you went to the cruise with? If yes, congrats.

9/8/2011 10:15:05 AM

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" Sure thing, stud. I'm sure you lasted an hour your first time. "

Nope. Try 8 hours.

9/8/2011 10:34:40 AM

were you on coke?

9/8/2011 10:37:30 AM

No, I was on my first. time. evar.

9/8/2011 10:38:20 AM

I'm inclined to listen to settledown.

More details, billytalent

9/8/2011 12:38:00 PM

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"if he doesn't post the pic I will"

show the pictures settledown!

9/8/2011 12:49:39 PM

Viagra's a helluva drug.

9/8/2011 12:51:35 PM

settledown does not have any pics. I just took them this weekend. They are still on my camera.

9/8/2011 12:57:36 PM

do people normally take pictures minutes after losing their virginity?

9/8/2011 1:06:56 PM

snap some polaroids for the faptuary

9/8/2011 1:08:39 PM

IS THIS HER

9/8/2011 3:32:08 PM

I'm confused. Clearly this is fake, but at the same time, I can't imagine why anybody would make up and share this story. It doesn't make the OP seem particularly cool; if anything, it makes him out to be a coward. (As a fellow AFC I can recognize my own kind fairly well.) It isn't particularly funny. It doesn't degrade anybody else. It's some new kind of trolling I've never seen before.

9/8/2011 4:20:46 PM

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"I got a little hard reading that..not gonna lie. You should start writing naughty books."

9/8/2011 4:23:35 PM

^^ *nods head thoughtfully*

9/9/2011 12:37:01 PM

What is an "AFC?"

9/9/2011 12:40:21 PM

People who didn't read this page. ITT.

9/9/2011 12:41:24 PM