You have until Wednesday at 5pm to sign up.

I will be sending the names out on Wednesday night

11/24/2014 9:35:29 AM

Ugh can I put mine back in the hat.

11/24/2014 10:15:37 AM

alright, I'm in. let's do this.

11/24/2014 11:24:20 AM

^^ Someone got DNL

11/24/2014 9:47:34 PM

I am guessing this was from my SS, because I don't think any of my friends would be this much of a dick.



If you were trying to be funny, you failed. If you were trying to be an asshole, congrats.

Maybe I should have expected something like this, considering this is the internet and anonymous people can be jerks. But in past years the vast majority of the gifts have been thoughtful and fun. I know I have put a lot of thought into what to get my recipients. I guess maybe I am too kind hearted, but I can't understand how anyone would think this is funny or appropriate. So I guess now I get to watch everyone else receive their legitimate gifts. Thanks, Santa.

11/26/2014 6:44:32 AM

LOL

11/26/2014 7:17:29 AM

And this is why we can't have nice things.

11/26/2014 8:02:50 AM

Sorry I thought you needed them.

11/26/2014 8:10:51 AM

2 years of shitty secret santa-ing

11/26/2014 8:20:30 AM

not all santas are equally shitty

11/26/2014 8:23:27 AM

bbehe*
Fhqwhgads*
qntmfred
Skwinkle
DivaBaby19
wdprice3
SSS
smoothcrim
Exiled
Cherokee
TragicNature
synapse*
Samwise16
ShinAntonio
bmel
MinkaGrl01
ComputerGuy
Jeepin4x4
Krallum
bdmazur
NCSUHippie
rtc407


I think I'll register and see if I can top that.

[Edited on November 26, 2014 at 8:26 AM. Reason : .]

11/26/2014 8:26:07 AM

getting a secret santa gift before thanksgiving is lame

11/26/2014 8:33:17 AM

Hey secret santa,

I like jewelry, paper goods (stationery & note cards), patterned tights, CANDY, make-up (NARS), and stuffs like that.

Don't be a dick like Skwink's okay?

11/26/2014 9:37:03 AM

Quote :

"2 years of shitty secret santa-ing"

I know you aren't talking about the gifts I got for you.
That was two years ago right?

11/26/2014 9:39:44 AM

Wow, I thought most everyone here would've matured past pulling a mean stunt like that on Skwinkle

11/26/2014 9:51:07 AM

nice job Krallum

11/26/2014 10:33:02 AM

^There is no need to guess. The thing about secret santa is - eventually we will definitely find out who dun it.

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11/26/2014 10:51:01 AM

back when I ran this a good time was had by all

I think, my memory is pretty garbage nowadays

11/26/2014 11:00:06 AM

Fuck it, I'm in.

11/26/2014 11:22:55 AM

So, I have it on good authority this wasn't from my SS.

The order date and anonymous packaging made me think it was, plus the fact that only a handful of people have my new address.

I checked the Amazon store and realized it's from a seller I recently purchased something from. I'm wondering if they had a hiccup in their system and sent this to be by accident.

CHRISTMAS ISN'T RUINED YOU GUYS!

11/26/2014 11:39:59 AM

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11/26/2014 11:46:33 AM

I think the rabble-rousing associated with SS is a wonderful new tradition

[Edited on November 26, 2014 at 12:10 PM. Reason : im not insensative to how messed up that would have been]

11/26/2014 11:53:15 AM

Whatever I didn't even get a present last year, but I'm still doing it because SS is fun as fuck.

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11/26/2014 12:07:35 PM

EVERYBODY, SKWINKLE'S SS DID NOT SEND HER DIET PILLS

per a PM I received

Quote :

"OMG! I am Skwinkle's Secret Santa, and that was NOT her gift from me. I did not send that to her! Can you please let her know that her Secret Santa had nothing to do with that random "gift?""

11/26/2014 12:53:50 PM

why doesn't PaulISdead participate in Secret Santa?

11/26/2014 12:55:56 PM

L O fucking L at the Meratrim.

11/26/2014 12:56:01 PM

Quote :

"I think the rabble-rousing associated with SS is a wonderful new tradition"

11/26/2014 12:56:45 PM

[Edited on November 26, 2014 at 1:04 PM. Reason : V haha]

11/26/2014 12:56:45 PM

dang, Smath

11/26/2014 1:02:33 PM

Evidently there were a bunch of people who wanted to make up for my shitty SS experience. So to you all. And to my actual SS, who is not, in fact, a dick.

11/26/2014 1:05:04 PM

Quote :

"I know you aren't talking about the gifts I got for you. That was two years ago right? "

nah i was referring to last year people not giving gifts when they received them

i just wore that necklace yesterday it is the best

11/26/2014 2:41:21 PM

bbehe I'll play if DDK plays

11/26/2014 2:50:29 PM

Im gonna wrap my gift in a bottle of diet pills

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11/26/2014 2:57:22 PM

Cutoff for signing up is 5 PM tonight

11/26/2014 4:21:09 PM

uh oh! time is running out!

11/26/2014 4:45:02 PM

looks like I won't be buying a gift this year

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11/26/2014 5:04:53 PM

ok, all names have been assigned.


NOW START SHOPPING!

11/26/2014 6:58:17 PM

So excited for my SS!!!

11/26/2014 8:28:46 PM

I take back everything I said. This page has certainly delivered.

11/27/2014 4:24:51 AM

I am so messed up on what day it is in the USA Next year it is.

11/28/2014 10:11:41 AM

My present to my SS won't be gift wrapped since I'm sending it directly to them from the vendor. Does that make me a bad Santa?

11/29/2014 2:36:14 PM

no. it makes you normal.



also this list is perfect for the lumbersexual in your life.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/melissaharrison/beard-oil-for-everyone

11/29/2014 4:31:34 PM

Just got all the stuff ordered for my gift. I hope my person likes the stuff I got them!

11/29/2014 5:21:40 PM

I leave for one week and y'all start forming a mob...smdh

11/30/2014 12:35:36 AM

This is the first time I've been assigned a username I recognize.

11/30/2014 12:39:19 AM

So I may be the first official present recipient of 2014. I used both items in my package last night but ultimately forgot to take a picture of them. I'll do that after work before I say what the gift is. But i will go ahead and say THANK YOU SECRET SANTA

12/2/2014 8:35:47 AM

buttplug. no pics needed.

12/2/2014 9:01:37 AM

Don't forget the Black Destroyer that came with it!

12/2/2014 9:25:05 AM

Just got my first SS present and they knocked it out of the park!



Gotta step my game up...

12/2/2014 2:18:04 PM

^ wtf is that?

Each day when I turn onto my street I get a excited about the possibility of a present at my door. A little pee may or may not come out.

12/2/2014 2:22:08 PM