https://youtu.be/utFmYFKM8xI

4/13/2015 10:24:23 PM

^
"We need to make this presidential election a referendum on obamacare" -Cruz

Wasn't this the strategy in 2012??? It's the same empty suits tilting at the same old windmills. Groundhog Day-esque.

4/13/2015 10:45:24 PM

Quote :

"Statistically, we're a country of poor, dumb people, and national elections really help demonstrate this."

Maybe I'm one of the poor, dumb people still allowed to vote referenced above because the older I get the more I realize how much I don't know.

4/14/2015 5:51:46 AM

I tell you guys now he's the next POU! Just give the world 1.5 year of time to start to listen to him!

[Edited on April 17, 2015 at 5:01 PM. Reason : I give a bet]

4/17/2015 4:53:13 PM

http://ourfuture.org/20150323/ted-cruz-is-running-for-president-here-are-the-crazy-things-he-believes

4/17/2015 5:23:10 PM

"Lucifer in the flesh"

4/28/2016 5:50:16 PM

hahaha these dipshits even paid for graphics

super embarassing

[Edited on April 28, 2016 at 6:04 PM. Reason : .]

4/28/2016 6:04:22 PM

still kept the burning american flag logo though

4/28/2016 8:47:50 PM

He might actually be out of politics in a couple years. This prez run has probably killed his career.

4/29/2016 12:57:53 AM

Did anyone just catch Ted's complete meltdown in his statement this morning?

5/3/2016 11:47:51 AM

This is comedy gold right here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5NEfsfjf8s

5/3/2016 12:08:36 PM

i was cracking up and him elbowing his wife in the face 3 times

5/4/2016 9:11:30 AM

A poem I wrote to close this thread after a long night of grieving. Thanks again for all of your continued PM's and prayers, it means a lot.

Conservatives weep.
For Trump is our new leader.
Our party no more.

5/4/2016 9:58:05 AM

Who's your next GOP Heartthrob-in-chief, or will Cruz retain that title?

5/4/2016 10:04:58 AM

Why did Ted Cruz choose Carly Fiorina as his running mate?
-To lay off all his staff.

Reddit did pretty good with that one (or wherever they stole it from).

5/4/2016 10:09:05 AM

^^ Too soon.

5/4/2016 10:19:02 AM

time for conservatives to #feeltheJohnson

5/4/2016 10:53:49 AM

Speaking of wet dreams...

5/4/2016 11:04:06 AM

Quote :

"He is a tough, smart guy, and he has got an amazing future"

5/4/2016 2:06:37 PM

This one's for your Goldie

5/6/2016 9:00:36 AM

http://www.bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2016-05-04/gop-establishment-nightmare-ted-cruz-2020

He'll be back after 4 yrs, lol.

5/9/2016 11:10:30 AM

^^ I chortled.

5/9/2016 11:54:07 AM

Quote :

"No Regrets"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKcKROBYjgo

5/17/2016 2:13:44 PM

The best of Ted Cruz:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcEiDY5qBbg

5/22/2016 9:06:33 AM

Apparently Ted Cruz was physically attacked after his non-endorsement.

Stay classy Trump supporters!

7/20/2016 11:57:43 PM

To be fair, his face is extremely punchable.

7/21/2016 12:09:20 AM

True, but this is probably the one thing he shouldn't be punched for.

7/21/2016 1:13:55 AM

Quote :

"He also spoke in surprisingly tolerant (for him) terms about minority groups he has demagogued in the past. “Gay or straight, the Bill of Rights protects the rights of all of us,” he said. “Freedom means religious freedom, whether you are Christian or Jew, Muslim or atheist.” Not in a million Republican primaries would Cruz have reached out to gays and lesbians and Muslims and atheists. But as a future presidential candidate, he might! And as Trump has proudly pandered to bigots to build his coalition, Cruz must have known that standing up for the rights of these disfavored minorities would provoke the crowd further."

https://newrepublic.com/article/135366/ted-cruzs-betrayal-donald-trump-brilliant

Cruz pivoting to the center, will be interesting to see how this unfolds.

7/21/2016 1:50:14 AM

Wow, can't say I ever expected Cruz to say something along those lines

7/21/2016 7:56:43 AM

Like someone on twitter said, Ted Cruz always has a plan, might not be a good plan but there's a plan.

Who coulda seen it coming that the guy who called the majority leader a liar on the floor of the senate wouldn't follow the party line and openly endorse the candidate who not too long ago called his wife ugly and accused his dad of being an accessory to Kennedy's murder?

7/21/2016 9:37:46 AM

Quote :

"We must make the most of our moment – to fight for freedom, to protect our God-given rights, even of those with whom we don't agree, so that when we are old and gray . . . and our work is done . . . and we give those we love one final kiss goodbye . . . we will be able to say, "Freedom matters, and I was part of something beautiful."

[Edited on July 21, 2016 at 11:01 AM. Reason : original text]

7/21/2016 10:59:16 AM

endorsed trump today. so sad, wonder what they offered him for his dignity

9/23/2016 6:35:17 PM

God damn it Ted.

I defended you too.

9/23/2016 6:50:04 PM

at least he didn't take the first offer like bernie

9/23/2016 6:55:42 PM

Wow wtf Ted? Totally didn't expect this with all that talk about his wife and father.

9/23/2016 7:24:49 PM

9/23/2016 7:46:35 PM

Quote :

"Over the past year, Donald Trump has called Ted Cruz a liar and a wacko, accused his father of helping to assassinate JFK, called his wife ugly, humiliated him at the RNC, and even once referred to Ted himself as “a pussy.” Now, Politico is reporting that Ted Cruz is “expected” to finally endorse Donald Trump. My friends, Ted Cruz is going full cuck."

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/report-ted-cruz-planning-to-cuck-himself-1787008316

9/23/2016 8:56:16 PM

Quote :

"at least he didn't take the first offer like bernie"

lol you're pathetic

9/23/2016 10:37:13 PM

Quote :

"My friends, Ted Cruz is going full cuck."

I know the term gets thrown around a lot, but it seems oddly appropriate here.

9/23/2016 11:01:04 PM

Hold my pocket. It's the best pocket, a beautiful pocket.

9/24/2016 1:10:48 AM

Smart move.

9/24/2016 10:51:46 PM

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/powerpost/wp/2017/09/12/after-tedcruz-liked-a-porn-tweet-sen-ted-cruz-blamed-a-staffing-issue/?utm_term=.ccc7beb33be4


video wasnt even that good

9/12/2017 1:39:59 PM

Ted Cruz is so repressed that any video he watches is going to have at least one ball gag involved. This is why I could see this being attributed to a staffer.

9/13/2017 10:54:53 AM

Quote :

"Gov. Mike Huckabee ? @GovMikeHuckabee Leave @tedcruz alone! He didn't like PORN-he liked CORN and it was his first overture to Iowa voters for 2020! Sheesh! Case closed! 2:49 PM - Sep 12, 2017"

9/13/2017 11:49:54 AM

9/16/2017 5:55:53 PM

10/2/2018 11:52:33 AM

I dunno Shoot, Biden will be 81 in 2024

10/2/2018 11:55:37 AM

Just for fun.

[Edited on October 2, 2018 at 12:07 PM. Reason : Pence-Cruz is reasonable]

10/2/2018 12:06:08 PM

I'm still praying that Trump will be taken down and every single flip-flopping "conservative" who bashed him and then sung his praises will go down with him.

10/2/2018 1:28:41 PM

lol

2/18/2021 12:01:54 PM