Three Zero

7/24/2013 11:27:06 AM

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"Instead of deleting facebook entirely I've decided to amuse myself some. Everyday that goes by I will be deleting five friends. I'll let facebook do the picking and I'll do the eliminating. The way it'll work is I'll go to my page and delete the bottom five friends on the list . I'll list the names on here right before I do so and how I know them. This will not only help in diminishing my friend list but also give into my serial killer desires. No one will be safe, family, friends, people I met one night in a drunken rampage.... no one! So let the rampage begin! Adios: ********* Friend of a friend and nothing in common other than facebook. ********** Man who surveyed my property before building. ******** Worked with at Food Lion, good human being. ******* A bar in New Bern, good times... ****** Rented a room from, a distant haze of a memory."

[Edited on July 24, 2013 at 11:38 AM. Reason : ]

7/24/2013 11:37:48 AM

these types of posts annoy the shit out of me

7/24/2013 12:50:35 PM

my stepmom (who I absolutely can't stand) just posted this vomit-inducer:

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"Let me find out this is why my mom got cancer, just let me find out... http://www.naturalnews.com/041345_CDC_polio_vaccine_SV40.html Idiot 1: OMG.....just got through reading. Idiot 2: Pissed me off! Idiot 1: Yep....makes you wonder!! Idiot 3: I still say that Autism is caused by vaccines, the child is developing normally until around age 2, which is when they get a round of shoots. Stepmom: Idiot 3...I don't know you but you are exactly right. If I had it to do over again I would not give my child one single vaccine. This country has eradicated all the diseases that we vaccinate for. It's called population control. Idiot 3: I have always thought that as well, I lost my (Step)Dad who raised me to cancer and now my biological father is battling cancer and they would be one of those who took the vacine based on the above dates in the article. There are so many medicines that get approved without long term studies to determine future problems. I currently take 3 brian altering drugs and I am not the same and worry what it will do in the long term, heck I am looney enough I don't need any medication to make it worse. Stepmom: Agreed! Please don't get me started on big pharma! Idiot 3: My daughter wants to be a Dr of Holistic Healing and study in China for her Doctoral. She has already taken two years of Chinese."

there aren't enough 's

7/25/2013 8:50:35 PM

7/25/2013 9:24:59 PM

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"This country has eradicated all the diseases that we vaccinate for. It's called population control."

this hurts my brain

7/25/2013 9:31:11 PM

oh shit, there's more:

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"Stepmom: Fantastic! Dr. Mercola is a fantastic internet resource. Look him up. You may also want to watch the documentary Farmageddon. It will really open your eyes."

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"Idiot 4: wow, i could be one of these people that got this, but i also agree with others, we don;t know what the goverment is passing around as trial and error with these shots everyone has to get"

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"Idiot 3: All about money, believe that."

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"Idiot 4: agree"

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"Stepmom: Money and control."

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"Idiot 3: Makes me sick! I know I am more vocal than most on a lot of things I don't agree with but people really need to take a stand for themselves and the ones they love. NO ONE ELSE IS GOING TO DO IT. It is NOT acceptable for this bullshit to be happening. I mean if my Mom could still be here but by chance was one of the ones affected by this crap, then they STOLE a lot of lives in her death. A LOT of lives! Mainly HERS! Lord, I don't need anything else on my plate but I would raise the ceiling if someone showed me proof that she was one that received the vaccination. HOLY HELL."

7/25/2013 10:07:14 PM

oh my god LOL people online r so stupid sometimes huh???

7/25/2013 10:09:47 PM

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"that lil white boy niglet nigger bitch!!! He was hittin his goddamn momma!! I don't say nigger, but that lil fuckin white boy ain't nothin but a nigger at its worse!! My momma's in a goddamn box and you were tryna beat on yours?!?!?! You're lucky your still fuckin alive!! I oughtta....."

7/27/2013 12:02:41 AM

7/27/2013 4:32:03 AM

All the "Electric Run" shit. Exercise! gLOw Stix! Bright-Color clothes! Yeah!!!!

7/27/2013 3:35:38 PM

HAPPY WORLD BREAST FEEDING WEEK!




this girl also posted pictures of that child being birthed...so I guess I shouldn't be surprised

8/2/2013 3:42:19 PM

bahahahahahahaha


oh wait i saw the same pictures

8/2/2013 3:45:42 PM

hahha...i guess you probably did


i feel like she needs an intervention

8/2/2013 3:51:01 PM

Can you post the birthing pic?

8/3/2013 1:42:07 AM

some anti-vaxxer bullshit by a person who is paying way too much money for "training" in "alternative medicine"

(three times a week)

8/3/2013 1:57:20 AM

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" BRIAN ALTERING DRUGS "

8/3/2013 8:06:12 AM

I think this girl posted a picture of her stillborn baby. Wtf.

8/3/2013 9:04:09 AM

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8/3/2013 10:23:35 AM

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8/3/2013 10:29:15 AM

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"This is for all my lady friends... Here is a Biblical model of an amazing woman - the kind of woman we can become only through God's enablement and our own surrendering!! Hope this encourages you and reminds you of all the wonderful and great responsibilities we have as women!! This is a woman whose husband trusts her because "she does him good and not evil all the days of her life." "She takes care of her home and runs it well. She knows how to buy and sell and make wise investments. She keeps herself healthy and strong and dresses attractively. She works diligently and has skills which are marketable. She is giving and conscientiously prepares for the future. She contributes to her husband's good reputation. She is strong, solid, honorable, and not afraid of growing older. She speaks wisely and kindly. She doesn't sit around doing nothing, but carefully watches what goes on in her home. Her children and her husband praise her. She doesn't rely on charm and beauty but knows that the fear of the Lord is what is most attractive. She supports her husband and still has a fruitful life of her own which speaks loudly for itself." (paraphrase of Proverbs 31) — feeling encouraged."

8/3/2013 12:53:37 PM

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"What an incredible feeling to finally have our new inspection sticker....so thankful to God and our wonderful mechanics at Grace Auto Repair and Transmission Center!!!! Woooohoooooo "

It's just a god damn inspection sticker!

8/6/2013 5:08:42 PM

Haha, that shit hurts my head

8/6/2013 10:39:42 PM

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""I'm really happy you've started your period. I mean, the fact that you're not pregnant is awesome...yeah. But, you started it. And it's shark week. Joie, you started your period on shark week." - Dr.J Caldwell"

8/9/2013 8:19:36 PM

^lol wut

8/9/2013 8:21:12 PM

How about people who just copy and paste shit from funnyquotes.com or something every 30 minutes

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8/12/2013 2:39:01 PM

^^^Ahahaha. I saw that.

8/12/2013 4:39:24 PM

Latinos have a weird sense of humor

8/13/2013 12:20:42 AM

8/13/2013 4:34:22 PM

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"Men are nothing like they use to be during our parents time. Seems like they have lost their values and their family values and morals. Ugh! ?#?endtimes? comments: --women too --Yeah your right. But the men are the head. So it is way wOrse for them to not have family morals and values. If they did then a lot of the woman wouldn't be the way they are because men would set the standards"

8/20/2013 7:04:59 PM

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"After I have this baby, I want a keurig. And I will drink all the coffee my little heart can handle."

lol I don't think this is 'stupid' per se but it fits the thread.

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8/21/2013 9:56:33 AM

that's not so bad

8/21/2013 12:24:20 PM

How is this one?


https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/q71/995982_549059181795985_1954338627_n.jpg

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8/22/2013 12:44:24 PM

I wish someone on my feed would post that so I can be all "lol ANGLES"


I don't have many friends like that though. Not even my religious friends post stuff like that.

8/22/2013 4:06:32 PM

Why is christian in quotes?

8/22/2013 6:06:14 PM

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"I always liked August as a month, of course that was back before school started in August. September I wasn't always a fan of but I have a feeling that's about to change. October and November kickass and then Jesus, winter, sickness and the shittest month of all February come rolling around. March things get better mainly thanks to Guinness. April is misconceiving it's like a bi-polar sociopath, plus don't get me started about pastels. May is the first month that's truly tolerable. June, July and August are always great. It's fun to listen to people complain about the heat (and let us not forget about the humidity) year after year after year after year after year.... you get the point. What morons, what stupid ignoramus (haven't used that word in awhile) worthless people. That's like complaining about being in a concentration camp that has no guards or gates. Half the time I think these mouth breathers are just saying it only to make words. Fucking move, for the sake of all of us. Every time someone says this to me in Eastern NC I want to lock them inside a sauna and walk away. I'm feeling pretty good today "

I'm pretty sure I should defriend this person

8/27/2013 9:48:23 AM

yep, you definitely should.

8/27/2013 9:50:16 AM

so just because people like other types of weather better they are morons. fuck her. august fucking sucks everywhere on the eastern seaboard

8/27/2013 9:51:43 AM

it's a him

8/27/2013 9:55:49 AM

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"That's like complaining about being in a concentration camp that has no guards or gates."

8/27/2013 10:17:14 AM

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"Dear Society, If you think a woman in a tan vinyl bra and underwear, grabbing her crotch and grinding up on a dance partner is raunchy, trashy, and offensive but you don’t think her dance partner is raunchy, trashy, or offensive as he sings a song about “blurred” lines of consent and propagating rape culture, then you may want to reevaluate your acceptance of double standards and your belief in stereotypes about how men vs. women “should” and are “allowed” to behave."

I get it, the whole double standard thing can be shallow.... but I really don't think that song is about rape. I swear these people just want to cram buzzwords in their status. lol "propagating rape culture"

8/28/2013 10:24:32 AM

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"I'm too blessed to stress"

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"It kills me how all these single women give relationship advice #Stop LOL"

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"Why be in a relationship with someone you can't see yourself marrying?"

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"There's nothing stronger than a single mother"

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"It's so many kids out here without fathers. It makes me sick. Salute to the women strong enough to play both roles"

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"I'm thankful God still hears sinners prayers. A lot on my heart and mind. Good night book of faces. Stay blessed"

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"I think of where I'm going be in the next 3 to 5 years and I smile. Feeling very confident about my future"

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"All I want is honesty and stability. I can take care of the rest"

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"You are where God wants you to be at this very moment. Every experience is part of his divine plan"

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"Having a great weekend. Time alone is much needed"

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"I'm so glad God didn't give up on me. He knows I'm a work in process. Thank you father"

All me

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8/28/2013 10:34:40 AM

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"I get it, the whole double standard thing can be shallow.... but I really don't think that song is about rape. I swear these people just want to cram buzzwords in their status. lol "propagating rape culture""

While I would normally agree with you, the lyrics are a little rapey

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"I hate these blurred lines I know you want it I know you want it I know you want it But you're a good girl The way you grab me Must wanna get nasty"

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"I hate these blurred lines I know you want it I hate them lines I know you want it I hate them lines I know you want it But you're a good girl The way you grab me Must wanna get nasty"

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"Thicke only made things worse when he was asked about the controversy last month, joking, "What a pleasure it is to degrade a woman.""

8/28/2013 10:56:26 AM

Who gives a shit. The lyrics are written at a 3rd grade reading level

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8/28/2013 11:01:05 AM

why do you care if people wanna analyze the lyrics?

(and i thought it was about trying to read mixed signals, not about wanting to rape somebody)

8/28/2013 11:11:19 AM

the song seems consensual.... if she grabs his ass then she probably does want it, right???

I just thought it was a little quick to cry "rape culture"

[Edited on August 28, 2013 at 11:49 AM. Reason : I think it's just a stupid dance song]

8/28/2013 11:38:37 AM

Let's analyze Only Skin

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8/28/2013 11:47:52 AM

I was hoping she shared this to say "Omg this is ghetto as fuck". I expected so much more from you...

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8/29/2013 8:55:15 AM

Because cutting up a one dollar bill and placing it on a $20 for the picture makes it look better...

8/29/2013 9:10:01 AM

Why did I reactivate this shit again?

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8/29/2013 11:38:53 AM