I'll take a confession or 2 30

[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 10:50 AM. Reason : 30 for 30!]

11/12/2009 10:49:46 AM

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"My boss is making me come in even though I had an emergency this morning. I am going to spend the afternoon looking for jobs while I am on the clock."

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"i have a thing for married women"

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"I was secretly happy that someone I knew had their debit card ate by a machine in Europe... just because they needed to be taught a lesson."

11/12/2009 10:50:59 AM

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"My family is completely fucked up and I'm the only normal one. However, I think that current circumstances may drive me to drinking uncontrollably and begin a pattern of abuse to my wife. That scares me. "

11/12/2009 10:51:52 AM

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"I have told only like 3 people this... So before high school prom, my group and I ate this really big dinner and I had some stuff that well, didn't sit well I guess. I had a dress that I thought would serve as a barrier or at least diminish the smell of a fart I let rip while I was dancing with my ex-bf. Well, it didn't, AT ALL, and my ex goes "Holy shit... Do you smell that??? Someone needs to check their pants!" I looked at him with the most disgusted face and was like "OMG... I know... Let's move." I never told him it was me. "

11/12/2009 10:53:20 AM

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"No one on here knows this, but back when I was 18 I did some nude modeling, and there are photos of me out there on the internet somewhere if you know where to look."

11/12/2009 10:55:14 AM

hmm... photographersaywhat?

11/12/2009 11:02:05 AM

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"I have never had a 1 night stand. I have fucked on the first date plenty of times, but have never just fucked a girl once and never talked to her again."

11/12/2009 11:06:28 AM

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"one of my balls hangs lower than the other "

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"When growing up (about 8 or 9), if we were misbehaving, my friend's mother would send my friend to his room. Once he was away, she would pull me aside and make me pull my pants down. She would sit me down and make me put my legs spread in the air. Then she would stick one knuckle in my butt while holding my balls and shaking them. I would get erect and fell really embarrassed. Finally I would shake and spasm (orgasm without semen) and she would stop. This went on for a few years until one time I actually shot semen all over her arm when she did it. She got really nervous and scared and she never did it again after that."

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"my gf is really into rape fantasy while in a catholic school girl outfit. pig tails, white blouse, plaid miniskirt, thigh high stockings, black wedges, the whole 9. except, with a ball gag. hands restrained. bent over, skirt flipped up, the rougher and more demeaning the better. oddly enough, and going against every guy thing there is, i'm just not that into it. it's surprising, because i'm into some rather off the wall stuff myself. during the act i end up thinking about if there was something in her past that's developed into this fascination. and the fact that there's a catholic girls middle school down the street from me that i see the girls from often kinda bugs me out too. just seems very wrong. not sure why. i will not tell her though."

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"I am REALLY sexually attracted to one of my GF's best friends. "

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"My brother found out that my father was having an affair. He came to me with the information, and I had to confront my father about it. It was one of the most difficult things I've done, because I had to break down the mentality all sons have about their fathers being pillars of virtue and good. We decided for the good of the family to keep it a secret forever as long as he ended the affair. I cried afterwards."

11/12/2009 11:06:43 AM

haha what the fuck at that second one

11/12/2009 11:09:00 AM

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"You had a post early about fat chics on page 27 or so. I, too, have gone down this path a few times and they are better than most. I almost feel as if it is an ability they learned because they needed a way to keep men coming back."

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"i have a thing for nice feet, and this pic makes me feel all warm and fuzzy and shit. "

11/12/2009 11:09:24 AM

begonias is like a size 13 mens

11/12/2009 11:09:49 AM

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"one of my balls hangs lower than the other "

this goes for like 80% of dudes, myself included

11/12/2009 11:10:49 AM

maybe you sent the confession

11/12/2009 11:11:28 AM

cool ranch doritios

1 way street to BREFF TOWN

11/12/2009 11:12:24 AM

^ wat?

11/12/2009 11:12:55 AM

anyone else seem to think their secrets are obvious even though they aren't?

[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 11:23 AM. Reason : yeah, i dont feel good today]

11/12/2009 11:14:01 AM

yeah that wasnt very clear

after earing cool ranch doritos you have nauseatingly bad smelling breath

11/12/2009 11:14:06 AM

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"one of my balls hangs a little higher than the other "

11/12/2009 11:14:09 AM

^^me thinks you're in the wrong thread d00d

11/12/2009 11:14:39 AM

there's a bag by begonias' feet.

OBSERVATIONS OK

11/12/2009 11:15:09 AM

^ haha

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"ive jacked off in the shower so much, that everytime it rains i get hard. "

11/12/2009 11:16:10 AM

PBR bottle cap
Xbox Controller
Halloween Party invite
Utility bill
And some VHS tape I can't quite identify

11/12/2009 11:17:47 AM

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"i have small hands. your cock would look big in my hands."

wait a minute, i think she is saying I have a small cock

ftl

[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 11:21 AM. Reason : a]

11/12/2009 11:19:06 AM

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"The majority of the electronics I own are stolen, including my entire surround sound system and laptop. "

11/12/2009 11:21:47 AM

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"I have big hands. Your cock would look small in my hands. [no homo] "

11/12/2009 11:22:04 AM

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"I came up with a scam to fake my own pregnancy so I could go on maternity leave and get lots of free presents from coworkers. I didn't go through with it, but sometimes it seems tempting. "

11/12/2009 11:23:52 AM

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"I'm still waiting for the day my boyfriend makes me feel appreciated. "

11/12/2009 11:28:52 AM

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"I had sex with my best friend's ex-girlfriend and never told him about it. If he ever found out he would probably never speak to me again. "

11/12/2009 11:30:13 AM

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"About 4 years ago, I hooked up with this guy in VA Beach who was there for a bachelor party. Steamiest hotel hookup ever. We kept in touch and I stayed with him in DC for a weekend. While talking to my former boss about a month ago, I finally made a connection with their last name and hometown. Turns out, the hookup was my boss' nephew."

11/12/2009 11:32:26 AM

why no one give me confession

11/12/2009 11:36:59 AM

I would like a green inbox.

11/12/2009 11:38:41 AM

hey I'm around if you wanna confess anything to me.

11/12/2009 11:40:28 AM

lol, so many people want to post confessions

11/12/2009 11:41:10 AM

There's a lot of things I'd confess if it could actually be done anonymously.

11/12/2009 11:42:13 AM

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"when I thought of some of the confessions I made they turned me on and I got off thinking about them. "

11/12/2009 11:43:23 AM

my inbox is lonely.

11/12/2009 11:46:43 AM

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"I'm running out of things to confess...so tonight I'm going to do something that I'll have to confess to."

11/12/2009 11:48:11 AM

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"I'm sitting in class right now and the guy next to me is constantly staring at me. I don't know if its cause he thinks I'm weird or if he is attracted to me...I don't have the balls to do anything about it. "

11/12/2009 11:48:12 AM

my inbox is lonely as well

11/12/2009 11:48:37 AM

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"I use my rank to get me out of bullshit tasks even though I always promised myself when I was lower ranking that I wouldn't do it."

11/12/2009 11:48:54 AM

bring em out
bring em out
bring em out
bring em out

11/12/2009 11:49:55 AM

theduke866 EXPOSED?

11/12/2009 11:50:02 AM

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"I am almost finished writing a novel that no one knows I am writing. I have been working on it for the better part of 5 years."

11/12/2009 11:50:34 AM

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"I really hope I can have lesbian sex this weekend. "

11/12/2009 11:50:51 AM

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"I hope that if we keep having regular sex that he will stop wanting to use condoms. "

he may wants babies or somethin. dont worry, you have the power to control that.

11/12/2009 11:51:15 AM

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"my boyfriend has no clue about the amazing sexual things I would do to him if he would let me. he's really missing out. "

11/12/2009 11:52:55 AM

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"I nominate G-d for season 3 of Tool Academy "

while his presence in this thread is mostly a nuisance, i am glad he posts so much in it because when I need to catch up I can just skip them and get to the present posts more quickly.

11/12/2009 11:53:22 AM

Hint: TELL HIM.

Most guys are afraid of offending their girls, because.. well.. girls are like that.

11/12/2009 11:53:25 AM

^^^ I GUARANTEE I know who that is

[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 11:53 AM. Reason : a]

11/12/2009 11:53:29 AM

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"while his presence in this thread is mostly a nuisance, i am glad he posts so much in it because when I need to catch up I can just skip them and get to the present posts more quickly."

Seriously half the shit I posted was real.

11/12/2009 11:53:57 AM