currently shitting bricks

8/20/2012 1:51:49 AM

do we know if J Caldwell was a photographer before that one Santigold album came out?

8/20/2012 11:13:32 PM

8/20/2012 11:32:44 PM

That's what happens when you blow a bunch of elves.

8/20/2012 11:33:46 PM

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"Um do you guys know anyone who has been on heroin? I'm Krallum and I approved this message."

haha...fuckin noob

8/21/2012 12:51:34 AM

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"That's what happens when you blow a bunch of elves."

lol


why do folks think joie is the one at fault?

8/21/2012 2:33:34 AM

probably because, to the best of tww collective knowledge, cody wasn't the one getting naked with a photographer on a regular basis

that said, i (for one) have never said they split up because of the nude photography...though it would certainly be something i would be unable to get over were i in cody's position (though i'd never marry a girl who was into getting naked for the public in the first place...i couldn't handle it as i'm far too jealous for that)

it could certainly be something else...and maybe cody smooshed privates with one of the other models (or j caldwell himself) and joie tossed him out

or, like many marriages, it just didn't work out

*shrug*

8/21/2012 8:02:47 AM

^Yea I think it is because as far as we can see, the only thing that changed in the last few months was Joie doing more and more risque photography, and . Maybe as she became more comfortable with it, Cody did not. Like Quag said, if my wife started doing this like with me as the photographer, that would be one thing. I still don't think I would share it. But I am way too jealous/possessive to be cool with her getting naked in front of anybody else. So I guess we are projecting our own insecurities into the situation and assuming that is the root of it all. But again, we are just guessing.

8/21/2012 8:15:38 AM

I can say 2 things

1. if a man can get a girl naked and make her feel sexy... he can probably sleep with her.
2. no way in hell would i let my wife take naked pics with a male photographer unless he made the queer eye for the straight guy cast look straight.

I'm not saying either of these things apply here... those are just my personal feelings on the subject as they would relate to my life.

8/21/2012 8:30:46 AM

I heard one did not like the way the other stocked the toilet paper, the one that was doing it backwards got teh boot.

8/21/2012 8:52:11 AM

You people care far too much about people you don't even know.

8/21/2012 8:53:14 AM

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"You people care far too much about people you don't even know."

hardly...i care as much about cody/joie as i do YOU

if you had a mildly interesting thread on TWW, i'd probably read/check/comment on that, too...but you don't

8/21/2012 8:57:29 AM

You people are missing the big picture here...

This means, that according to my timeline, we are only a few months away from a cunnilingus video being posted.

8/21/2012 9:00:41 AM

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"You people care far too much about people you don't even know."

What else are we suppose to care about on this site?

8/21/2012 9:02:28 AM

Don't mistake "caring" with "staring at the train wreck."

[Edited on August 21, 2012 at 9:14 AM. Reason : -]

8/21/2012 9:05:35 AM

wasn't blasphemour in line to take some naked Joie photos?

8/21/2012 9:06:20 AM

admittedly, it's not a trainwreck YET...just a hint of one to come

we'll see what happens if/when joie comes back

[Edited on August 21, 2012 at 9:07 AM. Reason : and in the meantime, there are boobies!]

8/21/2012 9:06:56 AM

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"there are boobies!"

b/c trashy looking girls w/ fake tits are hard to find on the internet...

8/21/2012 10:15:33 AM

Do you think J Caldwell has thick manly semen that shoots out in ropes?

Or the sissy watery kind that either sprays out or dribbles out?

8/21/2012 10:17:55 AM

god nevermind

[Edited on August 21, 2012 at 10:19 AM. Reason : i'm not getting into a semen discussion today]

8/21/2012 10:19:17 AM

8/21/2012 10:50:47 AM

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"Do you think J Caldwell has thick manly semen that shoots out in ropes? Or the sissy watery kind that either sprays out or dribbles out?"

seems that the sissy watery kind would be more beneficial in regards to reproduction

maybe i'm just trying to defend my non-ropey jizz

8/21/2012 8:27:10 PM

there is no trainwreck here

y'all are ridiculous

8/21/2012 8:40:51 PM

if i was that dude with my arm hanging out the window, or really any passenger in one of those rear cars who actually saw what was happening in front of me, i'd be pretty scared

8/21/2012 8:55:22 PM

8/22/2012 9:31:54 PM

only two types of posts should bump this thread from here on out: anything from cody or joie, or more joie nudes/videos (from anyone)

8/22/2012 9:49:14 PM

ok

8/22/2012 11:30:11 PM

^^seconded

8/22/2012 11:43:32 PM

^^^ thirded

8/22/2012 11:45:45 PM

No to my nudes?

Gay.

8/23/2012 12:33:48 AM

^wtf yo, cant you follow simple rules??

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"only two types of posts should bump this thread from here on out: anything from cody or joie, or more joie nudes/videos (from anyone)"

8/24/2012 12:21:01 AM

http://realhistory.tumblr.com/tagged/Joie

8/25/2012 9:41:36 PM

^settledown don't ever let anyone tell you that you're not forged from dreams and the loins of ancient, fertile warriors.

EDIT: Just sayin'.

[Edited on August 25, 2012 at 9:57 PM. Reason : f]

8/25/2012 9:57:25 PM

this is one of my favorites ever

8/25/2012 10:00:17 PM

8/26/2012 8:54:25 AM

omg he could he have kept his nasty feet out of that last picture

8/26/2012 9:21:15 AM

The photo is titled "toe hold" so I think that's kinda the point.

8/26/2012 9:29:07 AM

Looks like a golden shower pose lol

8/26/2012 10:37:03 AM

the ones without all the bullshit filters are the best ones

8/26/2012 10:52:13 AM

Man... Poor Cody.

I feel bad he has to see all this and be put through all this.

8/26/2012 12:07:57 PM

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"I feel bad he has to see all this and be put through all this."

i'm sure he's not checking tww.

8/26/2012 1:50:43 PM

how are you sure?

stop talking about shit you don't know about

8/26/2012 2:11:19 PM

i don't care if the picture is called "toe hold" and that his feet are supposed to be in the picture. don't take "toe hold" pictures if you have ugly feet.

8/26/2012 2:58:42 PM

you see, you peons with no inkling for artistic appreciation the ugly toes are a contrast to the "beauty" of the subject of the photograph.

8/26/2012 3:18:57 PM

there is nothing artistic about a photograph Polaroid that juxtaposes an O-faced, tattooed, naked woman lying on the ground with a man's ugly feet.

8/26/2012 3:27:00 PM

you have no eye for the arts.

8/26/2012 3:33:06 PM

nope, just an eye for ugly feet

8/26/2012 3:34:07 PM

do you think there is dick sitting above her face or no?

8/26/2012 3:35:01 PM

These pics just get better and better

8/26/2012 6:44:19 PM

its like that country song

just keeps getting betterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

8/26/2012 6:45:15 PM