Your chili sucks dick

1/8/2013 1:01:45 AM

Well I hate to tell you, but I stuck my dick in a bowl of my chili, and no sucking ensued. Furthermore, my chili has some heat to it and left my schwantz feeling rather uncomfortable. But then I got a little white dick. Your results may vary.

1/8/2013 1:12:33 AM

finally can play little wing at an acceptable level

about fucking time

1/8/2013 2:34:17 AM

So glad I have some decent back pain and spasms to accompany me on the day of my appointment.



Owwwwwwww

1/8/2013 8:04:18 AM

dumbass

[Edited on January 8, 2013 at 8:05 AM. Reason : ]

1/8/2013 8:05:10 AM

^^^^lol

1/8/2013 8:16:57 AM

Conducting my first interview ever today, have no idea how this is gonna go

1/8/2013 9:32:31 AM

gm

[Edited on January 8, 2013 at 9:48 AM. Reason : ^goodluck]

1/8/2013 9:47:57 AM

morning!

1/8/2013 10:37:52 AM

I really want to feel better.

And I need my voice back

1/8/2013 12:44:56 PM

I wish I had money for a personal trainer

1/8/2013 1:02:21 PM

The chick working the return desk at the Cary Target is smoking hot.

1/8/2013 1:38:26 PM

Stuck behind a coupon person in line. Dangit!

1/8/2013 1:38:35 PM

$400 gone. Wheeeeeeeee!

1/8/2013 2:01:26 PM

accidentally ate a buttered popcorn jelly belly

1/8/2013 2:53:33 PM

ewwwww

1/8/2013 2:54:03 PM

ive always liked that flavor

1/8/2013 2:57:19 PM

What did you think it was? Do those even look like any of the other flavors?

Am I weird for not really liking Jelly Belly beans in the first place? My parents used to give me a big jar of them every Christmas. Either they never paid enough attention to realize I don't like them, or they did and just wanted to eat them all while pretending to get me a present.

1/8/2013 3:13:38 PM

I'm not a huge fan of jellybeans, but of the brands available I like those the best. Certain flavors, anyway.

[Edited on January 8, 2013 at 3:16 PM. Reason : ]

1/8/2013 3:15:48 PM

it was probably amongst a handful of other beans

1/8/2013 3:16:18 PM

Quote :

"What did you think it was? Do those even look like any of the other flavors?"

It was solid yellow, so I thought it was lemon or pineapple or something.

1/8/2013 4:12:34 PM

so far it doesn't look like i'll be working today. word?

1/8/2013 4:20:35 PM

buttered popcorn is supposed to be white with yellow flecks

1/8/2013 4:21:20 PM

Attn: Raleigh-area TWWers

I need shoe boxes. At least 17. Please let me know if you have any. I can pick them up. THANKS!

1/8/2013 4:24:19 PM

Quote :

"buttered popcorn is supposed to be white with yellow flecks"

I know, hence the accidental part of me eating it

1/8/2013 4:28:26 PM

yep...still having tech issues.

1/8/2013 4:38:16 PM

9 years ago i was talking about the White girls with ass movement

i now believe there is an asian girls with ass movement as well.

1/8/2013 5:32:26 PM

You've never heard of the Gravediggaz? I find that very disappointing BHS. Mid-90s rapcore group brought together by Prince Paul and had the RZA in it. They had a song called 1-800-Suicide, and the hook is KRS-one saying "suicide, it's a suicide", which has been used in a bunch of songs, from Ice-T to Jay-Z to Jedi Mind Tricks. It may be the same hook in Fat Joe's song.

1/8/2013 5:34:27 PM

diary of a madman was the shit too

1/8/2013 5:35:58 PM

(snoop dog used the hook too, and i should have said "horrorcore", not "rapcore)


[Edited on January 8, 2013 at 5:38 PM. Reason : i'll be listening to the gravediggaz tonight in memory of the Grym Reaper]

1/8/2013 5:36:15 PM

i dont fuck with that west coast trash either

i fuck with dat north dakota hip hop

1/8/2013 5:38:18 PM

LOL does this woman have no flaws?

1/8/2013 5:44:09 PM

Wonder if he will cave first. If history is a window into the future then not likely.

1/8/2013 6:47:49 PM

^^ I bet she gives toothy blow jobs. Pass.

1/8/2013 6:49:43 PM

i think i'm gonna love this movie

1/8/2013 7:20:48 PM

Throbbin Hood?

[Edited on January 8, 2013 at 7:25 PM. Reason : ]

1/8/2013 7:23:54 PM

Debbie Does Dallas.

Dumbass.

1/8/2013 7:24:17 PM

Seriously, what movie are you talking about?

1/8/2013 7:26:04 PM

ah, you like the Classics.

Debbie Does Dallas. Dumbass.

Is that the sequel?

1/8/2013 7:27:27 PM

^^Pitch Perfect

1/8/2013 7:27:53 PM

i'm 99% sure i'm on someone's shit list what in the heck did i do?

1/8/2013 7:36:38 PM

Probably the right thing.

1/8/2013 7:37:41 PM

Nipples are extra pokey and sensitive

Ibtpreggers

1/8/2013 7:37:46 PM

I want jelly beans...I do have tropical starbursts though. they'll do

1/8/2013 7:38:04 PM

Kiwi has 2 jelly beans poking out of her bra.

1/8/2013 7:39:27 PM

Quote :

"Probably the right thing."

i like your faith in me also...hello! been awhile.

[Edited on January 8, 2013 at 7:40 PM. Reason : ""]

1/8/2013 7:39:55 PM

Its been really busy around here.

1/8/2013 7:41:37 PM

hahah i love this movie

i'm such a dork with an ear for music

1/8/2013 7:54:12 PM

i'm in acapella heaven

1/8/2013 7:58:05 PM

Well dinner is finally ready but now I'm not hungry

1/8/2013 8:31:32 PM